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Posted: 12/27/2001 7:27:57 AM EDT
Do you hate those little rice burners with too wide tires, loud exhaust (even though the car is still slow as hell), loud boom systems, blacked out windows, and stickers everywhere? You know, the kind always driven by some baggy pants wearing little skin head punk? Click here for relief! [url]www.ricecop.com[/url]
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Visit [url]http://www.riceboypage.com[/url] for some additional grist for the mill.
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 7:47:11 AM EDT
What is it about a Civic that says "Go fast?" http://www.beaterz.com/
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 9:28:12 AM EDT
These guys piss me off soooooooo much. Especially in the freeways, the like to show off by cutting people off and all that. I hope they run into a road rage guy. When it comes down to it, they are pussies when they get out their cars. They also like to dress up their cars to look like space vehicles. I can go on and on about them. The website you posted, at least they got some good looking porn on a few threads. [;)] Other than that, I wouldn't go to that site anymore.
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 9:50:51 AM EDT
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Fact: Adding go-fast stickers increases your horsepower by 10%.* Fact: Adding a muffler which resembles a chrome 55 gallon drum adds an additional 150 horsepower.* *This a joke.[:)]
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 10:03:11 AM EDT
My biggest pet peeve is lowered trucks. What's the point in having a truck if it: 1) can't haul anything 2) can't pull anything 3) can barely clear the crown crossing major streets (much less clear any type of terrain) 4) rides like a bucking bronco (shocks have to be really hard to keep it from bottoming out over the tiniest bumps) WTF?!?!?!?!?
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 10:10:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By gus: Do you hate those little rice burners
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My patrol area is full of them. In the last 6 months we have had 3 fatal street racing crashes.
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 10:10:23 AM EDT
check the tenfoil hat dude out LOL [img]http://www.ricecop.com/ricepics/car_of_the_future.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 10:36:47 AM EDT
Man, those things look like they've been F$@#ed in the A$$ by a Dodge Ram V-10. Of course, the best bumper sticker I saw was on a supercharged MR2 that said "Speed Kills...drive a honda, live forever."
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 12:00:33 PM EDT
Uhhhhhhhhh????????!!!!! [img]http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/hall_of_shame_9/vis_civic.jpg[/img] [puke]
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Link Posted: 12/27/2001 12:42:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By brouhaha: I once saw a lowered Dodge Ram. That in itself wasn't too bad. But then it had the double wide wheels and chrome crap all over it. But, wait til you hear the funny part. It was a 4x4! Stupid moron went out and paid an extra $2500 for a 4x4, then lowered the truck. I think I laughed for the whole day.
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That is pretty sad... The worst two I've seen here in Boston have been a lowered Toyota Land Cruiser and a lowered Range Rover 4.6HSE, 'iced out - rollin' on dubs' and all that jazz. I presume they probably belonged to local football or basketball players. The lil' rice burners are a dime a dozen, barely even notice 'em anymore.
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 1:15:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kalifornia: The website you posted, at least they got some good looking porn on a few threads. [;)] Other than that, I wouldn't go to that site anymore.
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What porn? Man, I looked at that whole site for nothing. You liar! What kind of person are you? [>Q]
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 1:23:54 PM EDT
Do I hate what? Oh that little speed bump I hit this morning in my Expedition? That was a car? I thought it was some kid's Hot Wheels car from xmas. Oops!
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 1:44:24 PM EDT
New invention! Anti- ricer spray! [url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41715,00.html[/url] Keep a supply of this in the trunk of your car and dump it in front of them. See how well their wide, bald ass tires do on this shit! HAHAHA!!
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 1:46:09 PM EDT
I love to count how many of those slide into the ditch when the first snow falls, as i drive my Z-71 past them really fast. [}:D] mwaaaa haaa haaa. you can keep your tiny little rice burners. ill take a nice tall puckup so i can look down the ladies shirts at the stoplights [:P] maby one of these days ill buy a tow strap and make some money
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 1:50:01 PM EDT
I recall that somebody on AW posted something with a link to a video taken from one of these punkstas. They were messing with a pickup truck, boxing them in, and the truck took a left exit while somebody in the truck put a round in the lead rice-burner. The best way to nail these rice-burners is to use a range-finder on them when they are doing 90 in a 50. The IR distancing signal from the range finder will usually set their detector off. If you panic them, they might even flip, though it has yet to happen. If it does, I will take their gasoline.
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 2:26:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By po89mm: I love to count how many of those slide into the ditch when the first snow falls, as i drive my Z-71 past them really fast. [}:D] mwaaaa haaa haaa. you can keep your tiny little rice burners. ill take a nice tall puckup so i can look down the ladies shirts at the stoplights [:P] maby one of these days ill buy a tow strap and make some money
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Why wait for snowfall? Those front-drive ricers have trouble when its wet and I love giving them a first gear drag in my quattro...remember that toy "sit and spin"? I'll be in 3rd doing 70 by the time they hook up. Its nothing more than a look. A few pride themselves in "all motor" meaning no nitrous, supercharging etc. but most are sticker poseurs.
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Link Posted: 12/27/2001 3:18:11 PM EDT
Wost example I ever saw personally was a lowered early 80's 4WD Toyota shortbed. I'm still wondering when one of these car butchers will hack up a decent 404.1 UNIMOG into some 1.5 ton thumpa thumpa junkheap Meplat-
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 3:35:17 PM EDT
I've seen ford f350's with dullies lowered, with a horse trailer lowered to match. now I feel sorry for those horses now that i think about it, the trailer bottoming out
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 3:51:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Doktor_Jeep: The best way to nail these rice-burners is to use a range-finder on them when they are doing 90 in a 50. The IR distancing signal from the range finder will usually set their detector off.
mahahahahahaha now i got to get me a range finder [:D]
Link Posted: 12/27/2001 5:54:19 PM EDT
I nick named my brothers Honda the "Taco Wagon" $4000 in "parts"+ the new car purchase+plus voiding his extended warranty I would say his bumper sticker"DA SH*T" is quite true!.Thank God his ol' lady is sterile!!!!!.
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 6:58:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cyrax777:
Originally Posted By Doktor_Jeep: The best way to nail these rice-burners is to use a range-finder on them when they are doing 90 in a 50. The IR distancing signal from the range finder will usually set their detector off.
mahahahahahaha now i got to get me a range finder [:D]
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I used to have a microwave RF source and a feedhorn that I used to break up "log jams" on I-95. Three cars wide, all doing 60 (speed limit was 55), all I had to do was give it a little burst and at least one of the three usually had a radar detector and would slow down a little, thereby breaking up the log jam. Hadn't thought of the rangefinder....
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