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Posted: 10/6/2005 2:05:41 PM EDT
I was sitting at a table with three other employees eating lunch today.  We were talking about a guy I met at a gunshow named Dick.  The guy across from me has known Dick for a long time and said that he's really not a bad guy, but I was arguing that I thought Dick  was an idiot.

Then the guy across from me stated "You really need to know him for a while before you judge him, DICK IS AN ACQUIRED TASTE!

He said Dick is an acquired taste!!!!!!!


Man, we gave him hell for the rest of the day over that!


Balming
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 2:07:56 PM EDT
I'm sure it is...





I have no desire in finding out.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 2:09:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Balming:
I was sitting at a table with three other employees eating lunch today.  We were talking about a guy I met at a gunshow named Dick.  The guy across from me has known Dick for a long time and said that he's really not a bad guy, but I was arguing that I thought Dick  was an idiot.

Then the guy across from me stated "You really need to know him for a while before you judge him, DICK IS AN ACQUIRED TASTE!

He said Dick is an acquired taste!!!!!!!


Man, we gave him hell for the rest of the day over that!


Balming



I just laughed so hard I'm choking...I'll send you my hospitial bill.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 2:11:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/6/2005 2:11:57 PM EDT by mpearcex]
"open mouth insert foot" that one was too easy. He must have coward around the rest of the day
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:20:28 PM EDT
Shameless bump, just cause' I talked to that guy on the phone a minute ago about a rifle I want to buy.

I asked him what he had a taste for!  He didn't think it was as funny as I did.

He will NEVER forget saying that!!!


Balming
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 12:28:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2005 12:28:40 PM EDT by w4klr]
That is golden, if you harass him enough about it, he might say you give good headache.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:17:45 PM EDT
That is beautiful!  A friend of mine told me a similar story of being at a restaurant with a bunch of friends (both men and women) when one of the women said to my friend "I'm so hungry I'll bet I could eat you under the table."

Awesome!
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:22:54 PM EDT
Reminds me of something one of my best friends said at dinner...

Friend: "Oh man, this steak is like an orgasm in my mouth!"

Friend's Fiance: "I've had an orgasm in my mouth.  It isn't that great."
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:40:25 PM EDT


lol
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:43:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Flakchak:
Reminds me of something one of my best friends said at dinner...

Friend: "Oh man, this steak is like an orgasm in my mouth!"

Friend's Fiance: "I've had an orgasm in my mouth.  It isn't that great."



People can say the dumbest stuff... and it's 10X funnier when it's a woman.

Like on the old game show (I forget the name) the question was "Unusual places to make whoopie"

This girl blurts out "In the ass!"
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:48:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2005 1:49:04 PM EDT by Midnight-Sniper]
Reminds me of another funny story from work.

I was in a staff meeting when a woman was describing that one of her customers was angry.

"He was cumming down my throat," she said.  She meant to say "jumping down my throat."
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 1:50:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mpearcex:


"open mouth insert foot DICK" that one was too easy. He must have coward around the rest of the day

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