Today one of the guys in my shop shared a text message conversation he had with his mom. Apparently at one point while he was home on leave for the past couple of weeks, his mom walked in on him and a girl in bed.

Today his mom texted him the following:


Mom: "Not to get all into your business and everything, but I really hope you were using protection the other night. You remember that she told her last bf that she was pregnant even though she wasn't"

Guy: "Mom, I'm 100% sure that you can't get pregnant from anal sex."

        "Don't want to get into my business anymore now do you?"

Mom: "Oh... my... God...."

The entire shop was rolling in laughter.

ROFLMFAO

LOL

words to live by:

Backdoor = No Babies