So I went out with a few girlfriends last night to a pool hall, played a few games of pool then went outside to enjoy the beautiful night.....btw, with all the junk in CA, we have great weather! Anyway, a group of guys came up to us and started talking, one in particular my friend thought was cute, so we invited them to join us. Now, my friend is an extremely intelligent woman who works in the insurance business, she is smart as a whip and uses big words in her every day volcabulary. She is also tall with long blonde hair and a knock-out figure that unfortunately gets her stuck in the dumb blonde stereotype. This guy started talking economics, a field she knows a lot about, and so she started engaging in the conversation. He turned to her and said " Honey, it's ok, you don't have to try to sound smart. Just talk normal! "
After a moment of shock, she explained that she was talking normal, and he proceded to tell her that big words don't sound good coming from a blonde, just sit and look pretty, he likes her just the way she was. After another moment of shock, she asked for an example of what he meant. After a moment he said, well, for instance, the word pacifist and transgretion have the same meaning, so she could just say pacifist instead of transgretion because pacifist is a smaller word.
At this point, all talking ceased, and I looked at his friends, who are at this point turning red, presumably from embarassment. I, being unable to keep my trap shut, proceeded to tell him that his thinking was ricoculous and that he might want to pick up a dictionary at some point before opening his mouth about things of which he obviously had no understanding. At this point he turned red and balled up his fists and opened his mouth to say something, but his friends grabbed him and told him to shut up, and walked out after apologizing to my friend. After they left we all cracked up laughing, couldn't stop for about 5 minutes. A waiter had been nearby and heard the whole thing, and he came back a few minutes later with free beer on the house!