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Posted: 1/8/2006 5:51:35 PM EDT
I read one in a self help book yesterday that cracked me up with it's cheesyness, & I figured you folks might have some more to add.
Heres the one I found. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your pants.  Personally I would have to be on some kind of drug or a serious drunk to be able to say that to a woman. So I wouldn't feel her slap or kick or pepper spray. |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 5:55:00 PM EDT
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 thats a good one. |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 5:58:57 PM EDT
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You have never heard that one? Wow, cause its old.
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:01:19 PM EDT
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Thats a nice outfit you have on. It sure would look good on the floor of my bedroom tomorrow morning.
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:04:27 PM EDT
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"Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I noticed you checking out my package."
---or--- "Did you have any trouble getting in to those pants? No? Well, will I??" |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:05:21 PM EDT
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Is your dad a baker, because you got really nice buns....
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:10:15 PM EDT
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Me: Your not really going home with those losers. Are you?
Her: Well are you suggesting I go home with you? Me: Nooooo! I don't take girls home on the first date. Her: So, this is our first date now? Me: It is? Cool. Want to come over tomorrow. Her: Sure. I don't know if its funny , but is good for a weekend of blow jobs |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:11:39 PM EDT
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"Want to get a hamburger and fuck later?"
"No." "What, you dont like hamburgers?"  Kharn |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:16:21 PM EDT
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My best one ,back in the day, was " I've got to have you".
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:17:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:17:21 PM EDT
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Just ask for sex. It is not harrasment if you only ask once. I knew a guy that did this, a couple times it worked.
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:17:50 PM EDT
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"Nice shoes" |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:19:57 PM EDT
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I bet that one does work! Womenz do luv their shoes. 
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:21:14 PM EDT
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Jack Nicholson had the best line......
A beautiful young woman came up to him at a party and asked......."Wanna dance?" Jack took a sip of his drink, looked at her and said "wrong verb." |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:22:32 PM EDT
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"Are those space pants?"
"No, why?" "Cause your butt is out of this world!" |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:22:39 PM EDT
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I wouldnt expect people in this country now days, to know what a verb is |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:36:12 PM EDT
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"So, you're a girl!" - Georgia Tech pickup line
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:43:47 PM EDT
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There ya go.
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:46:56 PM EDT
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Do you have little German in you?
No? Would you LIKE one?
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:48:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:51:36 PM EDT
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Hi! I'm incredibly rich.
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:54:34 PM EDT
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I used to know a guy that would stand by the door of the bar as it was closing...
him: Want to F**K? 1 girl: "slap" Want to F**K? 2 girl "pig" him: Want to F**K? 3 girl "a$$hole" him: Want to F**K? 4 girl "jerk" him: Want to F**K? 5 girl "ok" I couldnt believe some of the chicks he got that way He also did get in fights occaisionally with boyfriends No I never did pick ups like that
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:55:44 PM EDT
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Nice looking kid.
Want another one ? Maybe twins ? |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 6:59:37 PM EDT
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Me: Would you like to dance?
Her: No! Me: Well I guess a blow job would be out of question then? |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 7:02:51 PM EDT
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I think i will try that one.
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Posted: 1/8/2006 7:05:21 PM EDT
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Nice shoes, wanna f...? you going to sleep on your stomach tonight? no.. then can I? Hi, wanna f...? (No!) Mind lying down while I do? |
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Posted: 1/8/2006 7:43:52 PM EDT
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when you meet a woman, the question of age always comes up......
"how old are you?" "how old do I look?" "21" this is always the correct answer, because under 21 chicks are happy you think they're older, and older women are pleased you think they look younger. This works. and since I've been an electrician for 16 yrs, my favorite is..."I'm an electrician, can I check your box?" |
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