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Posted: 9/17/2009 7:25:37 PM EDT

There is a young man in the lab that I work with sometimes and he has acquired the nickname "Blister". He got it by "popping up after the work is done".

I worked with a "stubby" once that lost a finger in a shear.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:26:45 PM EDT

[#1]

When I was a boy my nickname used to be "Catfish."

I have no idea why.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:26:50 PM EDT

[#2]

We had one guy at college that had never seen a Chinese finger trap before and spent 20 minutes trying to get it off.

He got called Houdini for the rest of the quarter.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:27:17 PM EDT

[#3]

My name is Ashley, my family has called me Ash hole since I was about 2.. It just stuck..

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:27:22 PM EDT

[#4]

My high school gym teacher used to call me Gocka~Cola. Gocka is my last name.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:28:10 PM EDT

[#5]

I have gone by Killer (my old Squad Leader gave me that one), Good-Daddy, Tiny and a few others for various reasons or another.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:28:17 PM EDT

[#6]

Tapeworm.

=/

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:28:46 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

My name is Ashley, my family has called me Ash hole since I was about 2.. It just stuck..

You will be reminded of this daily by ARFcommers now, you know that right?

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:29:04 PM EDT

[#8]

One guy I work with admitted he used to go take his shits outside because there was only one toilet in the house and he was living with 5 guys. From then on he was known as "yardshitter" or the more PC "doody" when we were out on runs.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:29:28 PM EDT

[#9]

The new drug dealer on my post has taken to calling me "young blackout"
I assume it is because I creep around with my headlights off.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:29:43 PM EDT

[#10]

When I had my suzuki sport bike that I rode to work I had a friend that would call me skidmark.
When others would ask if that was because of the way I rode I would answer no, it's a matter of personal hygiene.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:30:16 PM EDT

[#11]

call my wife's friend elizabeth lizard breath

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:31:29 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

We had one guy at college that had never seen a Chinese finger trap before and spent 20 minutes trying to get it off.

He got called Houdini for the rest of the quarter.

I have a rabbit named houdini, lol. I was called "the mouth" in highschool because I wouldn't shutup, but otherwise I was called just by my last name. Some people called me "mikey" which bothered me. My boss used to call me "killer" because I was an angry youth.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:32:05 PM EDT

[#13]

I work with a "Chicken George", a "Psycho", "Dan Dan" (R.I.P.

), "Pockets" and a guy nicknamed "Dick Hurts" who is now transgendered and goes by Robin.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:37:06 PM EDT

[#14]

Worked with a guy that we called Cap'n Crunch. He had a bad habit of wrecking any machine he was operating. He also LOOKED like Cap'n Crunch. I mean JUST like him. Give him the costume and hat and he could make live action commercials for it with no make up.

Grew up next door to a kid every one, including is parents, called Pud.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:37:28 PM EDT

[#15]

When I was in the Air Force I knew a fighter pilot who everyone called "Chainsaw."

He was known for having a hot temper, and one day in a bit of drunken bravado he had gotten mad about something at the officer's club and sawed a table in half with a chainsaw.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:38:58 PM EDT

[#16]

They call me by my last name....

And my handle is 5150 on the CB...

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:41:32 PM EDT

[#17]

I call the better half 'Snap'. Her sister is called 'Piss Willy', and my cousin 'Sally' is like a brother.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:42:08 PM EDT

[#18]

OMG! Catfish? Is it really you?

No, this cat had really long sideburns.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:44:04 PM EDT

[#19]

i grew up with pickles, house cat, pecker, hot dog, chucker puss...

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:45:02 PM EDT

[#20]

My 8th grade teacher called me Colonel, as in Colonel Sanders. He said my hand writing looked like

I put ink on chickens feet and had them write my homework. Gator, my current nickname has stuck

since high school was given to me because my last name is close to Wally, as in Wally Gator.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:45:33 PM EDT

[#21]

they call me...tatersalad

"pornstar"

givin to me by a girl in my army unit

another girl use to call me tiger, not sure what that was about

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:46:10 PM EDT

[#22]

My best friend, Mr. "Poop-Stain" Fontaine.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:47:04 PM EDT

[#23]

AZ DimondBacks catcher Chris Snyder has the nickname "Snyde-piece".

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:47:26 PM EDT

[#24]

In high school I was called Hightower and Lurch because I'm tall, and Chippy because I had chipmunk cheeks.

These day's no real nicknames.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:48:16 PM EDT

[#25]

LAWN-DART

Coworker who was airborne and landed hard in a windy jump and messed up his legs.

Emory

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:48:29 PM EDT

[#26]

When I was in highschool I was occasionally known as textbook, because I gave textbook answers to questions.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:52:48 PM EDT

[#27]

Around here we call people "catfish" when they stand around with their mouth open all the time.

There was this b in college we used to call "Bell" because she was shaped like a bell. When she asked why we called her that I thought quick and said "Because you look like the girl from Beauty and the Beast." She took it as a compliment for the rest of the year.

At work everyone is the first letter of their first name and their full last name. Drives me nuts. For example John Smith would be "Hey what's up J-Smith?" Can't think of something more creative than that?

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:53:15 PM EDT

[#28]

As a very young boy, I got handed the name Pee=Pie by my mothers best friend.

In highschool they called me "Sticks" played the drums

Army was 'DOC" that stuck for along time even after

My X wife named me "Brutus" that stuck when my fellow firefighters got a hold of it.

Funny part about Brutus was that my wife was trying to say I looked like "Bluto" from Popeye, but didnt tell me that till years later, I didnt have the heart to tell her she had messed it up

So Brutus it still is

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:55:34 PM EDT

[#29]

A lot of people know me by "Wingnut". Got that nickname 2 days into bootcamp, and 21 years later it still follows me.

I used to go to a one-eyed barber named "Lefty" when I was a kid.

Posted: 9/17/2009 7:58:51 PM EDT

[#30]

In the service I had a fat roommate everyone called Shamu. They started calling me Flipper because I was skinny.

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:01:49 PM EDT

[#31]

I used to be friends with Super Champion. I think he hated that name

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:02:16 PM EDT

[#32]

Girlfriends call me "Tripod"....I won't go into details.

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:04:33 PM EDT

[#33]

My nickname was "chippy" to the women and "chappy" to the guys in college because I got caught by a bunch of girls with my cheeks full of M&M's in my dorm (as a freshman) one night and they said I looked like a chipmunk. My roommate said that they were laughing so hard they woke him up and he said "you chapped my ass".

I was studying at the time and never understood any of it.

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:09:48 PM EDT

[#34]

I used to work with this guy who's last name was Jackson. We started calling him Jack in the Crack for a little while, and that eventually got shortened to Jack.

The funny part was after being called Jack for several months. He pretty much stopped responding to his actual first name. You could call him from across the shop by his real name with no response. As soon as you called him Jack he would turn around, and ask what you needed.

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:14:58 PM EDT

[#35]

People seem to call me bad monkey, dont know where they would get something like that. Acquired the name when I was young and would go out and get plastered all the time.

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:17:08 PM EDT

[#36]

smartass

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:18:00 PM EDT

[#37]

Everyone calls me Psycho.

Anyone calls me Francis and I'll kill ya.

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:24:08 PM EDT

[#38]

I got stuck with Lt Dan for a while after Forest Gump came out. Sort of on the mark I suppose

Used to work with a girl that had no tits and an ENORMOUS (and I mean fuckin' HUGE HUGE) ass. Called her weeble-wobble and she thought it was a cute nickname until someone told her what weeble-wobbles were.

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:26:29 PM EDT

[#39]

A friend of mine calls me "Jizzy Sleeve" because it sort of rhymes with my real name.

For the record, I have never busted a nut on my sleeve.

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:33:04 PM EDT

[#40]

big dick bruce. Long story on how I got the name but the funny thing is my name isnt even bruce

Posted: 9/17/2009 8:38:55 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
A lot of people know me by "Wingnut". Got that nickname 2 days into bootcamp, and 21 years later it still follows me.

I used to go to a one-eyed barber named "Lefty" when I was a kid.

My husband used to work with a "Wingnut" because his ears stuck straight out from his head.

I used to be "Tiny Hiney" because I had no butt as a baby. My mom would put the diapers on and lift me up and they'd slide right off.

That has since been rectified.

Posted: 9/17/2009 9:10:10 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

A friend of mine calls me "Jizzy Sleeve" because it sort of rhymes with my real name.

For the record, I have never busted a nut on my sleeve.

What was the name of the guy that did?

Posted: 9/17/2009 9:10:55 PM EDT

[#43]

a good friend of mine is nicknamed Shitpiece

Posted: 9/17/2009 9:32:11 PM EDT

[#44]

Face Genital - it rhymes with my name perfectly.

Posted: 9/17/2009 9:41:27 PM EDT

[#45]

Girlfriend's nickname is Bootsie. I

Posted: 9/17/2009 9:43:42 PM EDT

[#46]

Actually Nowski is my nick name and the name everyone refers to me by, except my parents they call me Bubah for some reason, don't know why they just have.

Posted: 9/17/2009 9:46:26 PM EDT

[#47]

Some call me Amish, since I wear suspenders and used to have a bushy beard. Worked in an IT group as a developer, and people would ask my coworkers if I was Amish.

Posted: 9/17/2009 9:48:49 PM EDT

[#48]

Sticks, Guns, Cowboy, and Skinny farmer. hardly anyone calls me by my real name

Posted: 9/17/2009 9:52:12 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My name is Ashley, my family has called me Ash hole since I was about 2.. It just stuck..

You will be reminded of this daily by ARFcommers now, you know that right?

I figured.. We spell it Ashole, I just spelled it that way so you would get the enunciation.. It was triple double dog embarassing at my HS graduation, when they yelled "WAY TO GO ASHOLE!!" As I walked across the stage.. Of course, several of my classmates called me the same thing, so I guess it didn't really matter.. They should've just yelled
"Cool Story Chick!!"

Posted: 9/17/2009 9:53:49 PM EDT

[#50]

I went by Lugnut for a while.

GF at the time's family gave nicknames to all the guys.

Sam turned to Samsonite turned into Luggage turned into Lugnut.

For christmas I got 3 truck sized lugnuts from different parts of her family.

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