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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:28:41 AM EDT
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Along the same lines...
What is the difference between a horse and a rodeo horse? The rodeo horse has an extra asshole on it's back. Not a real popular joke here in the midwest.... 
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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:29:03 AM EDT
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A little girl with pigtails walks into a pet store and asks with a lisp, "Do you thell wabbits?"
Taking pity on her, the clerk guides her over the rabbits, kneels next to her, and says, "What kind of bunny would you like? A pretty white one, a sleek black one, or a mottley mixed one?" The little girl scowls at the clerk and replies, "Mithter, I don't think my python givths a thit!" |
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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:31:56 AM EDT
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a porche? In a porche the pricks are on the inside.
ETA: Now where's that porche thread...
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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:41:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:49:16 AM EDT
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Do you mean Porsche? |
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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:51:00 AM EDT
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OUCH
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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:51:35 AM EDT
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Q: Why do State Troopers (Highway Patrol) wear neck ties?
A: To keep their foreskin off their face. |
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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:51:47 AM EDT
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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The Dirtbag rides inside the hoover. |
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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:53:35 AM EDT
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A variation on the old trooper joke.
 "Whats the difference between a state trooper and and elephant? An elephant has the trunk up front and the ass**** in the back." |
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Posted: 1/2/2007 11:54:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2007 2:02:24 PM EDT
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A LEO from the agency of your choice, pulls a farmer over for speeding.
As the officer is writing the ticket, tiny flies swarm around him. The officer swats the flies away ever so often and continues to try and finish writing the ticket. Finaly the officer says, "What are the things flying around?" Farmer, "They are dung flies. You see'em on the farm around the dung piles." The officer glares at the old farmer, "Are you calling me a pile of shit!!!?" Farmer says, "Oh no sir! I have to much respect for the law to do that.... but it is sure hard to fool those flies." |
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Posted: 1/2/2007 2:11:40 PM EDT
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A guy gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to the window and he tells the guy "Okay look, it's the end of my shift. Give me an excuse I haven't heard before and I'll let you go."
So the guy immediately says, "well officer, the problem is my wife left me for a cop a few weeks ago. I thought you were trying to bring her back."
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Posted: 1/2/2007 2:15:59 PM EDT
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taggage
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