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Posted: 1/2/2007 10:21:45 AM EST
I just read this and thought it was pretty funny ...... enjoy:

A New York City cop was on his horse, waiting to cross the street
When a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him.
"nice bike," the cop said, " did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, " he sure did!!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the little girl a $5 ticket, for a safety violation.
The cop said, "next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,"nice horse you got,
did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up and said, " next year tell Santa the DICK
Goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:28:41 AM EST
Along the same lines...

What is the difference between a horse and a rodeo horse?

The rodeo horse has an extra asshole on it's back.


Not a real popular joke here in the midwest....
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:29:03 AM EST
A little girl with pigtails walks into a pet store and asks with a lisp, "Do you thell wabbits?"

Taking pity on her, the clerk guides her over the rabbits, kneels next to her, and says, "What kind of bunny would you like? A pretty white one, a sleek black one, or a mottley mixed one?"

The little girl scowls at the clerk and replies, "Mithter, I don't think my python givths a thit!"
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:31:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/2/2007 10:32:16 AM EST by MisterWilson]
What's the difference between a porcupine and a porche? In a porche the pricks are on the inside.

ETA: Now where's that porche thread...
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:41:28 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:49:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By MisterWilson:
What's the difference between a porcupine and a porche? In a porche the pricks are on the inside.

ETA: Now where's that porche thread...


Do you mean Porsche?
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:51:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI:

Originally Posted By MisterWilson:
What's the difference between a porcupine and a porche? In a porche the pricks are on the inside.

ETA: Now where's that porche thread...


Do you mean Porsche?

OUCH
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:51:35 AM EST
Q: Why do State Troopers (Highway Patrol) wear neck ties?

A: To keep their foreskin off their face.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:51:47 AM EST
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The Dirtbag rides inside the hoover.
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:53:35 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 10:54:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By DV8:
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The Dirtbag rides inside the hoover.


Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:02:24 PM EST
A LEO from the agency of your choice, pulls a farmer over for speeding.

As the officer is writing the ticket, tiny flies swarm around him. The officer swats the flies away ever so often and continues to try and finish writing the ticket.

Finaly the officer says, "What are the things flying around?"

Farmer, "They are dung flies. You see'em on the farm around the dung piles."

The officer glares at the old farmer, "Are you calling me a pile of shit!!!?"

Farmer says, "Oh no sir! I have to much respect for the law to do that.... but it is sure hard to fool those flies."
Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:11:40 PM EST
A guy gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to the window and he tells the guy "Okay look, it's the end of my shift. Give me an excuse I haven't heard before and I'll let you go."

So the guy immediately says, "well officer, the problem is my wife left me for a cop a few weeks ago. I thought you were trying to bring her back."



Link Posted: 1/2/2007 1:15:59 PM EST
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