problem in the restroom

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female  teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill  Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting  industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would  go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room  when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could  reach the urinal..

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on  to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes . As  she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh  race, but I appreciate your help.'

Ha!

I LOL'd