This mornign on the way to work i stopped in the local convience store for the morning paper and looow and behold there is a kerry nut in front of me.
She is on her morning rant of how she was denided her voting rights and was intimadated by the evil republicans.
She went on to describe to everyone in the store of how she went to early vote and was told she would have to either remove her shirt or turn it inside out before she could enter the polling place. Someone asked what was on the shirt and she said a W with a red circle with a line through the W. She then went on about how she hates Bush(I praying for some to gag her about nowand besides she looked like bigfoots little sister so you can probly get the picture of her without the shirt).
She happened,about this time, to notice the smirk on my face and said" I suppose your a Bush support"(implied a**hole at the end)
I replied politely"Yes mam I voted for him Monday."(store manager getting very nervous about the woman about now)
She then goes on tirade about how she was "forced" to change her shirt.
I replied " It the law mam in a polling place wearing anything that promotes or denagrates a candidate is called electionering and is against federal law."
She then says" Well I don't beleive you it's the EVIL Bush. I think you are full of sh*t."
I then reply" Mam, I worked as election judge for 12 years and know the law. I have had people arrested for what you did and for refusing to obey the law at the poll. As an election judge I'm resposable to see a fair and nuetral place to vote is provided. It is people like you who give the process a bad name and if I had seen you there I would have called the cops!" (a**hole not only implied but very spelled out in tone, people in the store are now laughing. manager relaxing)
She then goes on how her car was ticketed for having a bumper stick that said"noBU**SH*t" on it and waves the ticket for everyone to see until someone notices it's for illegaly parking at the polling place. She had parked in a no parking zone. People noew are rolling on the floor laugh and she leaves verrrrrryyyy angry.
There is a loon every bunch.
GO BUSH