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At Rice University...
"I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself." I have no idea why that made me laugh so much. |
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Please don't throw cigarette butts into the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. |
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"Jesus is the answer"
"what is the question?" Who is Matty and Felipe's brother?" All in different ink and handwriting. p |
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In a grocery store bathroom in Brewer Maine... "Flush twice...It's a long way to the deli"
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Someone printed this out and put this on the wall in the restroom near my office in grad school. Laughed my ass off the fist time I saw it.
Urinal protocol vulnerability |
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Jesus loves you (crossed out)
Jesus doesnt exist (crossed out) Then who created the earth? The toothfairy (different handwriting from the above two) The Toothfairy Loves you! Inside a portajohn on a jobside |
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Graffiti at a Bar, "Space is a vacuum because the whole world sucks"
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If you can understand a woman you are one
Rest area on the way to San Antonio |
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Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted
Later on I took a chance, tried to fart, and shit my pants |
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When the weather's hot and sticky
Ain't no time for dunkin dicky But when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dicky dunkin Baker Library at Dartmouth College |
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In a local dive bar... "Why are you staring and laughing at this sign, the joke is in your hands."
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Here I sit all broken hearted.
Came to shit. But only farted. Aloha, Mark |
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Heard about in a job site portable shitter...
"I have to go to work now, but I'll be back in 15 minutes." |
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If your hose is too short
or your pump is too weak stand a little closer or you'll piss on your feet |
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I fucked your mom
Underneath in different pen: Go home dad. You are drunk. |
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I wish I had written down some of the shit written in the port-a-shitters in Iraq. Literary geniuses pinching loaves in there...
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My college science building had a restroom with some interesting graffiti and art work. Someone had actually taken the time to sit there on that throne for what likely amounted to hours in total, carving out a full body image of a naked woman on the inside of the stall door. And it was actually impressive quality! This dude did some good highly detailed work with the tip of his pocket knife. Some of the actual messages that were written on the walls in there consist of the following:
"The joke is in your hand." "I'm the janitor of this stinkin' place And I will smash your fucking face If you're the jerk who pumps his balls And shoots his jizz all over my walls." "White girls beg and scream better when they get a touch of leather against the weak flesh" "I fucked an old gal in the graveyard, dad damn her old soul she was dead The maggots crawled out of her asshole and the hair slipped off her head After I finished my job there, I seen that I had committed a sin Out of my pocket I drew me a straw and sucked out the load I shot in." "Know your role, flush the bowl." "I'm just a wall, yet I still feel sorry for you that when you unzip your fly, that is all the cock you can manage to pull out. I can only imagine the shame you feel as the owner of that tiny, little cock." Those are just some of the better ones I remember. And yes, after reading these words of wisdom several days each week for a number of years, eventually you remember them word for word. I probably remember some of those stupid restroom wall messages better than I remembered the material I was there to actually learn. Go figure. LOL. |
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There were pretty interesting things in the shitter stalls at Camp Fallujah. Good enough to be modern art ,masterpieces that would but Rembrandt and Michelangelo to shame.
One of which was God vs Satan playing COD on the Xbox. It took up the entire stall door. |
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On one of those hand dryers I saw " Please Press the button to hear President Obama speak"
On a "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign, someone added "if employees not present, please wash your own hands" |
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At GMI in 1990 some drew a big cross with " Jesus saves". Someone else drew a big goal around it and put "and Gretzky gets the rebound.....he shoots ...he SCORES!!!!!!"
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Confucius Say "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot" Weak sauce, but all I can think of ATM.
FBHO |
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Someone drew and labeled a "Booger Parking Lot".
Several of the spaces were occupied. |
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"Don't look up here; the joke is in your hands!"
Also saw this truth written in a stall..... "the pussy is a slippery and slimy slit and the asshole is one inch from it so whoa to the man that slips and misses as he is sure to wind up in a pile of shit" |
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Seen above a shit ticket dispenser....
Pull for picture of Obama Wipe to develop |
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Porta John at Ft. Bliss
(Ethnic Group) are living proof that Indians had sex with buffalos. |
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People who write on bathroom walls roll their shit into little balls.
People who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit. |
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One favorite bar had 'Jodell Balzer gives great head' written on the wall numerous times. It would get removed only to come back again. Different handwriting too.
This stretched over about a decade. |
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Quoted: http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/strikerap/299501_10100226303178666_202882243_n_zpsf11660b0.jpg And so on... View Quote Looks like a stall at Ali Al Saleem.
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If anybody was in Iraq after 2008 and you saw " John Stamos is watching you poop" written on the door in front of you.................that was me.
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From a construction site porta potty
"Here I sit all tired and dirty, Wishing the clock read 4:30" |
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On a porta-john at Bagram in 2007 A sign read something like: Be sure load is clearBefore you pull collective No one wants to see Frustrated cargo on The landing pad
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