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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/5/2010 1:41:39 PM EDT
Three men -

a Canadian farmer,

Osama bin Laden

and a Biker

are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans

or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley,

cracks a beer,

lights a cigar,

smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:42:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:43:15 PM EDT
I like it.
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:53:16 PM EDT
Does laughing at that mean I will now be required to sign up for an on line cultural sensitivity training?

Link Posted: 9/5/2010 1:54:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HiredHitman:




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Link Posted: 9/5/2010 2:08:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/5/2010 2:11:33 PM EDT
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a Post Turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. '

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb @#$% put him up there to begin with
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