Back my last year in the Corps our (wing ground control) unit wanted a motto or chant for the enlisted guys who staffed the control centers. It was totally gay, and I think the OIC of the section, the "DASC-O", was at an army base and heard that 'all the way' and 'tankers tread through' stuff.

Anyway, we thought the idea sucked so I wrote a little saying based loosely on the Roman Legion Oath:

"Our lives for the DASC-O,
We do our duty,
We are prepared,
We are ready,
All glory to our commander!"

We typed it up and the enlisted all said it at the next formation. That was the end of that.



Then when my guard unit got called up for a year the army guys were pissed that we were there (this was 96) so as part of their effort to fuck with us they ordered us to march back and forth to some classes we took for a week when we first got to germany, on german policing and army race relations.

We decided to call cadence. I didn't write it, but still love it:

"I'm in the army and I'm Gay,
I take it up the ass all day,
In the army and I'm Queer,
Love to take it in my rear."

"Love to take it in my rear,
With the butt plug and other gear,
Love to take it in my rear,
from an over weight queer."

There were other verses, but we didn't have to march around anymore after that.

"Rangers beat the gay"

bored EM's have been known to salute and sound off with "double tap her from behind sir!"

my favorite bumper sticker: "chicks dig scouts, they go deeper into the bush" on a red and white cav flash

I don't go out with gorls anymore.
I live the life of danger.
I sit in a tre and play with myself.
Whee! I'm a Ranger.



Napalm Naplam I love you!
Sticks to women and children too!

We waste more time before 9:00 than most people do all day!

Be all they will let you be!

You're in the Marines and you're making fun of the Army being gay?

Quoted: We waste more time before 9:00 than most people do all day! Be all they will let you be!

LOL!

"If you ain't Cav, you ain't shit".



Why would you want to be shit?  

"Hurry up and wait"

Said this to my roomate after he came back from Ranger school....."Congrats now your a ranger qualified ranger."0Dark30

"Time to spare? Call for Marine Air!"

Quoted: You're in the Marines and you're making fun of the Army being gay?

No, after my Marine service I entered national guard service in Michigan while attending college, and got forced into active duty for clinton's relection. The real army officers in germany hated us, and the fact that we had been called into their army, so they decided to fuck with us whenever they could.

The difference between infantrymen and cavalrymen is that cavalrymen get to die faster, for we ride into battle!

(Slogan of cavalry corps in Ireland)

NTM