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Posted: 9/19/2002 11:51:41 AM EST
The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands, and as they walk the Saudi says,"You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says "Well your excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do. The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show ' Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there aren't any Arabs in "Star Trek". President Bush laughs and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future." Trucker
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Link Posted: 9/19/2002 12:39:15 PM EST
In... Funny as hell though. [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b]
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 12:50:55 PM EST
You guys really feel this post will get locked? I don't really see anything wrong with the joke but just in case, IBTL Keving67
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 1:24:07 PM EST
Before it gets locked... Two Arabs are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures. "Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too." There's a pause... The second Arab says, wistfully, "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?"
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 1:45:48 PM EST
Sorry to get off the Arab track... Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the two men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth! This particular Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out: "Turn the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned to the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the sudden stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly at the one who's wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 1:48:46 PM EST
i hope this doesn't get my ass kicked, but here goes: Why did God give Marines one more brain cell than a horse? So they don't shit in the parade.
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 1:59:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By nm_man: i hope this doesn't get my ass kicked, but here goes: Why did God give Marines one more brain cell than a horse? So they don't shit in the parade.
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oh man ha ha
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 2:04:25 PM EST
Why no (your favorite disparaged minority here) on Star Trek? Because they don't work in the future either.
Link Posted: 9/19/2002 2:05:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2002 2:31:01 PM EST by wombraider]
Micheal Jackson was spotted shopping at Wal-Mart....he heard all boys pants were half-off....
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