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Posted: 5/5/2004 5:31:32 AM EDT
These videos came from Aimless's thread in the Survival Forum.  I thought the GD audience would enjoy them.

If you like rednecks, explosions, 20 guys firing semi/full auto at appliances and homemade cannons you owe it to yourself to watch this: www.hobymarx.com/videos/coonasses.wmv

Viking funeral for a mole.  Brings tears to your eyes: www.hobymarx.com/videos/kingmole.wmv

Wherein our hero wades the swamp in boxers, shoots random snakes at VERY close range and bags a BIG beaver.  What happens to the beaver after its demise will make you wet your pants.  Let's just say it ends in a bang. www.hobymarx.com/videos/beaver.wmv


If this guy isn't an ArfCom member - he needs an invite.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:17:36 AM EDT
[#1]
That coonass  vidio is Killing me.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:27:30 AM EDT
[#2]
You just know those boys would make good infantrymen.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:35:45 AM EDT
[#3]
The beaver video was great.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:46:57 AM EDT
[#4]
Yes, please point a rifle directly at me while you’re dragging a dead beaver through a snake infested pond.

Anybody else notice them using an active high-way as a bullet back-stop in the first video?  Nice.

I guess I must of jumped right over that phase in high school where you get drunk, kill animals, shoot guns, and set off homemade explosives – all while capturing it on tape.  At least they made sure they didn’t use each other’s names in the videos – right?

Fucking goobers.  On the upside; is there really any danger of the redneck south ever rising again?  All signs point to: No.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:57:09 AM EDT
[#5]
"Ici, Jacques!  Hold my bier, et attendez-vous!"
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:58:54 AM EDT
[#6]
Whoever said that gun owners are toothless red necks is crazy. I saw plenty of teeth on those red necks.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:06:31 AM EDT
[#7]
My first thought was that we should get this posted on arab tv.  Terrorists may think twice about screwing around in the States.  
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:23:38 AM EDT
[#8]
Yeah that's some rednecks for you
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:42:32 AM EDT
[#9]
Any minute now the PETA crew is gunna start bitchen and moanin..


I for one thought it was  IlAirIous
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:48:35 AM EDT
[#10]
  that beaver video was great  
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:15:03 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
  that beaver video was great  



Love how when he pulls the beaver up onshore there's a snake right f-ing there in front of him and his buddy says, "Ahhhhnn, just lettem go..."

So of course he lowers the rifle, one handed: CRACK CRACK CRACK.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:30:47 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
The beaver video was great.



The best part is the Caddyshack theme song.

Funny stuff, they definitely sound like members here.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:30:49 AM EDT
[#13]

I think I shit myself!
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:44:50 AM EDT
[#14]
Check this shit out....
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:57:05 AM EDT
[#15]
    wOw !
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 9:12:48 AM EDT
[#16]
Those dumbasses are some of the funniest idiots i've ever seen.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 9:33:46 AM EDT
[#17]
Uh, isn't the beaver blown up with your basic....pipe bomb?
Isn't that ille...

Nah, I'll just leave it alone.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:06:11 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:28:51 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Uh, isn't the beaver blown up with your basic....pipe bomb?
Isn't that ille...

Nah, I'll just leave it alone.



How do you say BATFE in French?
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:58:08 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Anybody else notice them using an active high-way as a bullet back-stop in the first video?  Nice.




Yeah no kidding... took me a second to confirm yes there are cars driving by in the background.  Holy smokes.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:14:20 AM EDT
[#21]
I kinda liked the homemade Howitzer!

Those were a HOOT!

Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:14:32 AM EDT
[#22]
Just damn.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:15:23 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Uh, isn't the beaver blown up with your basic....pipe bomb?
Isn't that ille...

Nah, I'll just leave it alone.



How do you say BATFE in French?


"Oh ho ho HO!  I le surrendeir!"
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:19:58 AM EDT
[#24]
That beaver vid was hilarious....
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 11:21:47 AM EDT
[#25]
Problem is, these idiots breed.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 3:24:12 PM EDT
[#26]




That beaver one was awsome.

Reminds me of some of my cousins down in the state of LA
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:19:20 AM EDT
[#27]
I love beaver!  
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 6:49:48 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Problem is, these idiots breed.



Yup I gots me a brother too
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:44:20 AM EDT
[#29]
The beaver one was outta control.  Complete hillbilly olympics material.  
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