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Posted: 5/5/2004 4:31:32 AM EST
These videos came from Aimless's thread in the Survival Forum. I thought the GD audience would enjoy them.

If you like rednecks, explosions, 20 guys firing semi/full auto at appliances and homemade cannons you owe it to yourself to watch this: www.hobymarx.com/videos/coonasses.wmv

Viking funeral for a mole. Brings tears to your eyes: www.hobymarx.com/videos/kingmole.wmv

Wherein our hero wades the swamp in boxers, shoots random snakes at VERY close range and bags a BIG beaver. What happens to the beaver after its demise will make you wet your pants. Let's just say it ends in a bang. www.hobymarx.com/videos/beaver.wmv


If this guy isn't an ArfCom member - he needs an invite.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:17:36 AM EST
That coonass vidio is Killing me.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:27:30 AM EST
You just know those boys would make good infantrymen.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:35:45 AM EST
The beaver video was great.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:46:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/5/2004 5:52:51 AM EST by Dolomite]
Yes, please point a rifle directly at me while you’re dragging a dead beaver through a snake infested pond.

Anybody else notice them using an active high-way as a bullet back-stop in the first video? Nice.

I guess I must of jumped right over that phase in high school where you get drunk, kill animals, shoot guns, and set off homemade explosives – all while capturing it on tape. At least they made sure they didn’t use each other’s names in the videos – right?

Fucking goobers. On the upside; is there really any danger of the redneck south ever rising again? All signs point to: No.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:57:09 AM EST
"Ici, Jacques! Hold my bier, et attendez-vous!"
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:58:54 AM EST
Whoever said that gun owners are toothless red necks is crazy. I saw plenty of teeth on those red necks.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:06:31 AM EST
My first thought was that we should get this posted on arab tv. Terrorists may think twice about screwing around in the States.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:23:38 AM EST
Yeah that's some rednecks for you
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:42:32 AM EST
Any minute now the PETA crew is gunna start bitchen and moanin..


I for one thought it was IlAirIous
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:48:35 AM EST
that beaver video was great
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:15:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
that beaver video was great



Love how when he pulls the beaver up onshore there's a snake right f-ing there in front of him and his buddy says, "Ahhhhnn, just lettem go..."

So of course he lowers the rifle, one handed: CRACK CRACK CRACK.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:30:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By EHilderbrand:
The beaver video was great.



The best part is the Caddyshack theme song.

Funny stuff, they definitely sound like members here.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:30:49 AM EST

I think I shit myself!
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:44:50 AM EST
Check this shit out....
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:57:05 AM EST
wOw !
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:12:48 AM EST
Those dumbasses are some of the funniest idiots i've ever seen.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 8:33:46 AM EST
Uh, isn't the beaver blown up with your basic....pipe bomb?
Isn't that ille...

Nah, I'll just leave it alone.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 9:06:11 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 9:28:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By texashark:
Uh, isn't the beaver blown up with your basic....pipe bomb?
Isn't that ille...

Nah, I'll just leave it alone.



How do you say BATFE in French?
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 9:58:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dolomite:

Anybody else notice them using an active high-way as a bullet back-stop in the first video? Nice.




Yeah no kidding... took me a second to confirm yes there are cars driving by in the background. Holy smokes.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:14:20 AM EST
I kinda liked the homemade Howitzer!

Those were a HOOT!

Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:14:32 AM EST
Just damn.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:15:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By pale_pony:

Originally Posted By texashark:
Uh, isn't the beaver blown up with your basic....pipe bomb?
Isn't that ille...

Nah, I'll just leave it alone.



How do you say BATFE in French?


"Oh ho ho HO! I le surrendeir!"
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:19:58 AM EST
That beaver vid was hilarious....
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 10:21:47 AM EST
Problem is, these idiots breed.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 2:24:12 PM EST




That beaver one was awsome.

Reminds me of some of my cousins down in the state of LA
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:19:20 AM EST
I love beaver!
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 5:49:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By hielo:
Problem is, these idiots breed.



Yup I gots me a brother too
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 7:44:20 AM EST
The beaver one was outta control. Complete hillbilly olympics material.
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