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Posted: 7/1/2002 11:47:15 AM EST
What are some of the funniest things that happened or that were said? My pick for funniest statement was ETH's "Listen, I'm a Lawyer, dammit....stop arguin'"
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One time, at Hun camp...
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How did the Wiggy762 response go? (to me accidently shining my LED flashlight in his face) I think it was: "How would you like that flashlight up your ass?" [:)]
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"I would like DPeachers opinion on the subject of firearms as phallic symbols..." "You know, I bet nobody else has ever watched BHD with live tracer fire in the background..." The look on TxLewis' face when Frisco fired a .300 win mag overhead ilikelegs' expression EVERY TIME he emptied a mag through Mojo's toys! The first short round (at least my buddy, Jim Beam and I thought it was amusing at the time) Hand Tossing artillery sheels into the Pease River. Creating our own daisy chained artillery launches. The look on BadBrad's face when I bumped his AK. The sound of the 400 yard gong ANYTIME anyone hit it! The list goes on TRG
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[Last Edit: 7/1/2002 12:10:12 PM EST by mojo]
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Here hold my beer and my rifle while I get in the truck...... Hey watch this.....
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[Last Edit: 7/1/2002 12:20:43 PM EST by ilikelegs]
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It was surely not the funniest thing that happened, but the most awe-inspiring thing that I saw at the Hun Farm was: After we ate at Ken's Restaurant in Quanah, and we got back around 9:30 PM...and it was dark... and at the front gate to the Hun Farm, which is approx. 1 3/4 miles from the cabin, we saw tracers being fired and arcing towards the Western skyline. It was beautiful, just f-ing beautiful!* The [u]funniest[/u] thing I saw was [b]TheRedGoat[/b], wearing a [b]'don't bullsh|t a bullsh|tter' t-shirt[/b], letting go with some of the wildest and most outrageous bullsh|t, all the while pointing out the irony of the logo on his t-shirt! I guess you had to be there.[:D] So why weren't you? Eric The(*FromThePunchLineOfAHunJoke)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 12:34:51 PM EST
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: TRG putting the artilary shells by his forhead and shooting them off was crazy/cool
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I didn't do that, it was my buddy Jim. TRG
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 12:41:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: The [u]funniest[/u] thing I saw was [b]TheRedGoat[/b], wearing a [b]'don't bullsh|t a bullsh|tter' t-shirt[/b], letting go with some of the wildest and most outrageous bullsh|t, all the while pointing out the irony of the logo on his t-shirt! I guess you had to be there.[:D] So why weren't you? Eric The(*FromThePunchLineOfAHunJoke)Hun[>]:)]
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Actually, the shirt read: "I consider myself somewhat of a bullsh|tter, but occassionally I like to listen to an expert, please carry on." I keep trying to explain, it was my friend Jim's fault. I am innocent. Honest! TRG
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[Last Edit: 7/1/2002 12:58:10 PM EST by Boomholzer]
"Here, let me help you throw that". [>:/] Edited to say: Did Jim say that to? The same Jim who likes to burn the fuse down to the last second before throwing it? [:)][:)][:)]
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Saturday night. Rifle firing line. Late dusk maybe 9:00pm. Second propane bottle. After the first bottle exploded to rousing cheers the second launched BACK OVER OUR HEADS, UP THE HILL AND OVER THE CABIN. Complete silence on the line. Out of the dark comes this voice, "Did you see that?" If it wasn't so d@mn serious I would have fallen over.
Link Posted: 7/1/2002 1:02:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By Arock: Saturday night. Rifle firing line. Late dusk maybe 9:00pm. Second propane bottle. After the first bottle exploded to rousing cheers the second launched BACK OVER OUR HEADS, UP THE HILL AND OVER THE CABIN. Complete silence on the line. Out of the dark comes this voice, "Did you see that?" If it wasn't so d@mn serious I would have fallen over.
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Arock, there were several of us discussing the pyrotechnics from what we felt was a safe distance. We heard that tank 'whistle/warble' overhead. Scared us too! I am happy to say that Jim and I did not spill our drinks, but we did need to go see a man about a dog! TRG
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Originally Posted By Boomholzer: "Here, let me help you throw that". [>:/] Edited to say: Did Jim say that to? The same Jim who likes to burn the fuse down to the last second before throwing it? [:)][:)][:)]
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Jim can't tell time. It is not his fault. He barely knows his ABC's and has trouble even walking at times. [:D] TRG
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INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SH!T!!!!!!!!!! As one of those "short rounds" goes off about 25 feet in the air above my head. After help put out the small grass fires I moved up the hill, out of the line of fire. Yeah you had to have been there. Now I know what the guys in Platoon felt like in that night ambush. RedGoat, what was the line about "this is my safety" or somesuch?
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You guys make me green with envy! Y'all having all that fun, and me stuck here in NC. Vulcan94
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Originally Posted By Gopher: INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SH!T!!!!!!!!!! As one of those "short rounds" goes off about 25 feet in the air above my head. After help put out the small grass fires I moved up the hill, out of the line of fire. Yeah you had to have been there. Now I know what the guys in Platoon felt like in that night ambush. RedGoat, what was the line about "this is my safety" or somesuch?
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Man, you ain't kidding, either. Jim and I decided, from the look some of the guys' faces, that we needed to be going 90 degrees left, and quick! Incoming!
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Originally Posted By bunghole: One time, at Hun camp...
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hmmmm....... Reminds me of one time at TheRedGoat's Camp.
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Originally Posted By TheRedGoat: I am happy to say that Jim and I did not spill our drinks, but we did need to go see a man about a dog! TRG
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This one? [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/1GUNRUNNER%2FMajor%2EJPG[/img] I think the saying goes "You had to go see a boy about a pony" [:D]
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I only saw cows out there...
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[Last Edit: 7/2/2002 6:56:37 AM EST by mojo]
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TXLewis - Sorry about the concussion. This was a blast. I think the line of the weeked was, "Here hold my beer, and watch this...!" Thanks again ETH, frisco
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How about that mini-y on that Bushy? Talk about a tooth-buster. I had a filling break loose Sunday, went to the dentist Monday and had to have a crown. Ouch! frisco (I'm going to cut that comp off)
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Originally Posted By frisco: TXLewis - Sorry about the concussion. frisco
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Atleast TXLewis could'nt hear us all laughing! Or, Could he? [:o] [:)]
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 1:36:46 PM EST
Methinks that TRG has it correct. The initial SHORT ROUND was the funniest sh!t that happened. The hollers and yellin' and cussin' from down by the firing line was pretty hilarious. Now, in retrospect, the two or three successive SHORT ROUNDS were probably a bit much. None of the unnamed firers wanted anything bad to happen to anyone's personal equipment. The general concensus is that the successive SHORT ROUNDS were faulty ChiCom fireworks that slipped through the cracks of the notoriously shoddy quality assurance inspections.
Link Posted: 7/2/2002 8:47:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By mojo: [B]
Originally Posted By Energizer: I only saw cows out there...
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[/B] Energizer, it's TRG's horse at TRG's home. 1GUNRUNNER took this pic. when he took a TX tour some moons ago.
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They say everthing in Texas is bigger and TRG's had the biggest F'n dog I'd ever seen. [shock]
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