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Posted: 9/20/2005 9:39:45 PM EDT
What are some of the funniest sex sounds you or your partner have ever made?
Let's call her girlfrind #2: "AYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!" |
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I Don't like sounds when i'm "working" it kills the mood. F&^%ed a screamer and didnt like it. Love it when there is no noise except breathing
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You have a way with words. - BG |
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A nice fart when she comes will always make me bust out laughing, shame I don't get any for a few weeks when that happens.
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yea.. minimal laughing always ensues thereafter.. its funny |
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I hate it when in the middle of it all, she yelled "SHOVE THE LAMP UP MY ASS!!!"
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I happen to know that the funniest sound my friend makes when she's fucking her bf is "hey RYAN!!!!! look at me!!!". Followed by me looking over and asking "WTF are you doing it on my couch!!"
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[voice of her kid]What are you guys doing.[/voice of her kid]
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" AHhh....You like my big (@{* don't you? Oh YEEEah" says the man.
Guys crack me up. Pardon the pun. I know I should avoid these silly ass threads, I am a bad Lady. Oh, and SOoo IBTL Or not. |
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oh damn i just snarffed yoo hoo all over the place. |
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That was you friday night.... damn I was REALLY drunk. |
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I don't like it when I'm having sex and I hear my 'ol lady say: "Honey, I'm Home!"
Dave |
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those are called quiefs or queefs. I don't know how to spell it, but I do know how to make it happen |
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I think its funny when my girl says push, push while she is climaxing... but she has her legs rapped around me and I can't move. |
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Ahhh yes, the venus clam trap. |
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IMHO, that sounds more like an invite to participate. |
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Laugh a little bit and them tell them only the "tight" girls can do that....great results |
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When I was stationed at FT Hood, I went on rotation to Darnell Hospital from my unit for four months. One of the medics on the ward I worked on had a room mate. Stacked redhead. Turned out she was psyco, like all readhead girls, but, she loved to knock boots.
I got her back to my apt, wich was, in a bouilding with four three other apartments around it. Everything was squeezed close, and, my AC had gone out, so I had the windows open. I nailed her and, she started making the high pitched whineing sounds like the chick in Porky's.......OMG, they were so loud I could hear them echoing outside! I reached aroud her and smacked my hand over her mouth, so, all there was after that was "mmmpfh, mmpfh, mmphf!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing, but, I finished the deal Only hit it once, but, all my neighbors greeted me with some varietn of "Stud monster" for a few months after that Kicked her to the curb after I felt my rabbit was going to be boiled. Redheads are nutty. |
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... A Hispanic girl I see |
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John Fox? |
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Queef defined |
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One of my former female coworkers used to share the intimate details of her sex life with us ,and she used to say she had to make sure she told every guy she was with that it was the bbiigggeesssttt one she'd EVER had, or the guy would get all upset. Kinda funny in retrospect, and since that discussion with her all those years ago, I have always wondered just how forthright my female partners have been as far as how happy they've been afterwards............ |
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Dated a real screamer for awhile, screamed at the top of her lungs.
My buddy who was living in my basement would get so pissed he would come up and pound on my door. "Shut the fuck up" |
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Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail. |
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He was just mad he wasn't getting any. |
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Ewww... those are gross! |
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Worry when she asks you to flip the switch after! |
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That's where you say, "Ha! This is a 3 hole course, baby! FOUR"! |
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I always laugh at that suction sound that happens during the dismount sometimes.
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we call those queefs. edited to add: I see someone already provided a definition -- I love the south. |
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A few years back a friend was seeing this incredibly attractive gal. After 6 or 8 weeks he started to hint around that she might be a touch crazy. I wasn't surprised since I believe that all women are crazy it's just to degrees.
"Dude, she likes it rough." he says. "Heh, no kidding" I said. "I don't mean just some ass slappin', hair pullin', neck bitin' rough either." he said. "Umm, ok." was all I could come up with. So we left it at that, and I didn't see him for a few days. Friday night rolled around and I found myself somewhere between a cork and a bottle. My friend and his girl show up and we have a few more drinks. Just before last call my friend approaches me.... "Ironoxbows, she was wondering if you'd come home with us" Not quite putting 2 & 2 together I replied "Cool, I"ll cook breakfast for you guys" "That's not really what she had in mind" "Oh, okay, that's cool....." At this point my alcohol clouded mind kicked into gear and I finally got it. "Umm, dude, we're pals and all, but I'm not real comfortable with f$%&ing your girl." "Oh no" he said "she doesn't want you to f$%& her, she wants you to beat the shit outta her while I f$%& her" |
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I was stationed in Florida and my brother came down and was doing one of my female roomates.
What she said was NOT too funny: He was doing her doggy and noticed she was crying....ha asked why, and she said "you remind me of my daddy". |
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One girl I was with, who was awesome in bed, but would ruin it every time when she would say "GOLLY JEEZE" over and over again. WTF does that even mean?
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QUEEF PARTY |
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probably Mormon |
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Queef definition...... 2: A new brand of snack cracker.Hey, Bill!! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole. Gosh, Don! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple. Nabisco brand Queefs......in the "Snack section" at your supermarket. I'd agree with all the rest of ya on the Queef as being the funniest sound I've ever encountered. |
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Me: What the hell was that? Her: She's talkin to you ,baby ! Me : Well, shut her the hell up already ,I cant concentrate ! |
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Peruvian girl I dated for a while would scream "Oh 'jess', oh 'jess'' at the moment of shangri-la...she reverted back to saying "j" instead of "y", kind of like Charo. I found it pretty comical.
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