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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:21:29 PM EDT
[#1]
Triple X when Vin Diesel is hanging onto the back of a flying motorcycle and blasting away..
All older cop movies where they shoot from the hip. Broderick Crawford was pretty funny in Highway Patrol and Hawaii Five O shootings were funny too.. |
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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:25:23 PM EDT
[#2]
The Big Lebowski, where Walter pulls out a .45 and threatens to kill Smokey if he didn't foot fault his roll.
"This isn't Nam, this is bowling. There are rules!" |
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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:25:43 PM EDT
[#3]
Here's a hint:
"Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka, muthafucka...." |
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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:30:16 PM EDT
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Kalifornia-Brad Pitt
Early Grace "I know that ya ejhit that theres the policeman in a world of hurt and this here is a mercy killin." or when he says "No Bud your holdin it like this...you got to hold it soft like your pecker" |
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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:35:35 PM EDT
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It certainly wasn't a comedy but in "Unforgiven" Gene Hackman tells Clint, "You just shot an unarmed man!"
Clint replies, "Well, he should've ARMED hisself!" Call me crazy but I found that funny as hell. Best pure comedy was at the end of the Blues Bros where they pay the tax at the tax accessors office & something like 50 cops all pointing ARs at their heads in a 360. You just KNOW someone will fart & unleash a 360 shootout. [}:D] |
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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:35:40 PM EDT
[#6]
The black sheriff in Blazin Saddles where his takes himself hostage and threatens to shoot.
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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:40:09 PM EDT
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The whole movie TRAXX with Shadoe Stevens...GOD FORGIVE ME I LOVE THAT MOVIE
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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:47:24 PM EDT
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got you all beat. the first "police squad" when O.J. Simpson busts through the door on a boat full of bad guys and yells "POLICE! DROP YOUR WEAPONS!" at like 20 guys pointing pistols at him. one guy on the far left drops his pistol like an idiot and everyone just stares in disbelief until the idiot picks his weapon back up. laughed my ass off at that one. the death scene that ensues is classic. O.J.'s finest moment.
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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:53:52 PM EDT
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Anyone remember the HBO movie "El Diablo"
"You just shot him in the back" "His back was to me.." |
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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:55:18 PM EDT
[#10]
Orininally Posted by sir_osis_of_thuliver: "got you all beat. the first "police squad" when O.J. Simpson busts through the door on a boat full of bad guys and yells "POLICE! DROP YOUR WEAPONS!" at like 20 guys pointing pistols at him. one guy on the far left drops his pistol like an idiot and everyone just stares in disbelief until the idiot picks his weapon back up. laughed my ass off at that one. the death scene that ensues is classic. O.J.'s finest moment." I hate to admit it but....I use to love watching O.J. in some of those movies where he is always getting hurt or having accidents. [:D] |
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Posted: 5/7/2003 11:28:22 PM EDT
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From the Movie Mars Attacks where the older brother of the hero has been trained by his white trailor trash parents since the day he was born to be a Shit Hit the Fan Ready type. When he finally gets his chance to kill a martian he picks up what I believe was an M14 rifle from a national guardsmans dead body, charges the offending martian, takes aim and the magazine falls out of the weapon and the martian zaps him. All his preparadness did no good at all. If you have not seen the movie in the end the weapon to defeat the martians turns out to be Polka Music.
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Posted: 5/7/2003 11:41:14 PM EDT
[#12]
"This is my BOOMSTICK!!!"
-Ash, Army of Darkness. |
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Posted: 5/7/2003 11:52:30 PM EDT
[#13]
That scene in Boondock Saints when they drop in through the ceiling and blow all the russians away.
Oh, this was Funniest Movie Scenes with guns. Oops. Guess that wasn't really that funny. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 12:25:09 AM EDT
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How about that scene in "Snatch" when Tony's having "a pint of the black" when the thre negros draw their gun on him, he realizes their guns ar replicas, and he draws his Desert Eagle .50 EA in response.
Awesome. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 12:30:50 AM EDT
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Terence Hill in the movie "My Name is Nobody" the scene where he's holding the saddle by it's horn over his shoulder with his gun hand, and the old gunfighter challenges him to draw. He lets go of the saddle, draws his gun on the guy, holsters the gun, slaps the guys face, then grabs the saddle horn again before the saddle can fall off his shoulder. Then when the guy starts to react, he does it again before he can draw.
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Posted: 5/8/2003 12:43:50 AM EDT
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Cuffs - Christian Slatter talking to the gun store owner
"I need a really big gun that holds lots of bullets." "How about this Beretta 9mm? 15 shots." "I'll take two." (fighting back tears)"God Bless you son" That and the arab convience store clerk in Bad Boys pointing his gun and yelling "I BLOW YOU! I BLOW YOU!" |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 1:22:47 AM EDT
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Rustlers Rhapsody
Colonel Ticonderoga: You missed! How could you miss?! Henchman: Even with these scopes we have a target a hundred yards away, maybe more! We've never fired these guns before! There's a definite wind factor AND we have a problem with the sun! Colonel Ticonderoga: Just shoot him, okay? |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 4:36:54 AM EDT
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Desperado, when Antonio Banderas and the drug dealer both run out of ammo, and keep picking up empty guns.
And any John Woo movie, where no EVER has to reload. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 5:35:46 AM EDT
[#19]
"Freeze, mother-bitches!"
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Posted: 5/8/2003 5:43:57 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: How about that scene in "Snatch" when Tony's having "a pint of the black" when the thre negros draw their gun on him, he realizes their guns ar replicas, and he draws his Desert Eagle .50 EA in response. Awesome. I'll second that one! Tony: What's your name? Vinny: Shoot him! (Sol goes to pistolwhip Tony but he catches his arm) Vinny: LET-GO-OF-THE-GUN! Tony: Your obviously the big dick and the man on either side of you are your balls. You know there are two types of balls. Big, brave balls and little minzy faggot balls. Vinny: These are your last words so make them a prayer! Tony: Your shrinking and so are your balls. You lack vision. Dicks aren't really clever. They smell some pussy and want a piece of the action. You thought you smelled some good old pussy and brought your two little faggot balls along for a good ole time. But your mistaken. There's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. And the fact that your guns say replica and mine says Desert Eagle .50 should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now FUCK OFF!! [url=http://www.moviequotes.com/fullquote.cgi?qnum=35339]hear it here[/url] |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 5:53:46 AM EDT
[#21]
any of them from pulp fiction.
mike |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 5:59:56 AM EDT
[#22]
The scene from fight club when Edward Norton fires through the van
"WHOA. WHOA, You just shot at your imaginary friend through 500 pounds of nitro glycerine" |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 6:22:48 AM EDT
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No one mentioned Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man? Harley throwing the shotgun at the armored car driver, then punching him. Or being told "Its not your dick Harley, don't yank it you've got to squeeeeeeze the trigger". Or something to that effect.
MG |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 6:27:34 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: Cuffs - Christian Slatter talking to the gun store owner "I need a really big gun that holds lots of bullets." "How about this Beretta 9mm? 15 shots." "I'll take two." (fighting back tears)"God Bless you son" That and the arab convience store clerk in Bad Boys pointing his gun and yelling "I BLOW YOU! I BLOW YOU!" |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 7:19:41 AM EDT
[#25]
Batman.
Towards the end Joker (Jack Nicholson) pulls an INSANELY long revolver from his pants and shoots the silly BatPlane thing down with one shot. The size of the gun alone killed me the first time I saw that. Just about any scene from the last half of Commando is worth a good chuckle as well. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 7:37:27 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: Batman. Towards the end Joker (Jack Nicholson) pulls an INSANELY long revolver from his pants and shoots the silly BatPlane thing down with one shot. The size of the gun alone killed me the first time I saw that. Just about any scene from the last half of Commando is worth a good chuckle as well. And then he pushes the barrel down to a more conventional size, and when he pulls the trigger a little flag that says "BANG" comes out. Or the part in Ace Ventura, where he goes to Ray Finkles house "Im looking for Ray Finkle" *Shotgun barrel comes out of hole and points at his head* "And a clean pair of shorts" |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 7:44:52 AM EDT
[#27]
How about that scene in "Quigley Down Under", where the bad guys are practicing at Marston's(the evil boss) ranch. Marston is doing some fancing shooting with a revolver, and a young cowhand is impressed.
Cowhand: "Mr. Marston, do you think I could ever shoot as good as you?" Marston: "You mean if you practice hard every day for years?" Cowhand: "Yeah" Marston: "No." |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 7:50:06 AM EDT
[#28]
My name is nobody, the Lucky skunk scene. Where they drink each glass emty & then toss & shoot them.
The Good, The Bad, & the Ugly, the 3 way gun fight scene where Tuko's gun is empty. Rustlers Rhapsody, gun fight between Tom B, & Patrick Wayne, when Tom accuses Pat of not being a good guy at all. Of course I'm not a good guy, I'm a lawyer!(4 Eric the not shooting for your hand Hun[:D]) |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 7:56:08 AM EDT
[#29]
Raiders of the Lost Ark, where Dr. Jones demonstrates the folly of bringing a knife to a gun fight (or the wisdom of bringing a gun to a knife fight).
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Posted: 5/8/2003 8:00:41 AM EDT
[#30]
Way of the Gun when he jumps into the fountain. It never fails to make me howl due to an experience that involved a very huah 20 year old me, an M60, my nether regions, and an 8 inch piece of rusty wire.
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Posted: 5/8/2003 8:08:07 AM EDT
[#31]
Soylent old pal, that just sounds so terribly painfull.OUCH!!! please, try not to remember that one to often, so you don't hurt your brain.
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Posted: 5/8/2003 8:08:42 AM EDT
[#32]
This is the most classic to me;
Indiana Jones.....some towel-head mudder fucker is advancing on him (kinda out in the dirt street of a market similar to a old west gunfight) with a big sword swinging it around all fancy and ninja like. Indy just pauses and calmly sums up the threat. The guy keeps swinging his big knife……..Indy pulls out the revolver, shoots the guy and continues on. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 8:14:51 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: This is the most classic to me; Indiana Jones.....some towel-head mudder fucker is advancing on him (kinda out in the dirt street of a market similar to a old west gunfight) with a big sword swinging it around all fancy and ninja like. Indy just pauses and calmly sums up the threat. The guy keeps swinging his big knife……..Indy pulls out the revolver, shoots the guy and continues on. That scene was not actually written that way, Indy was supposed to grab a sword and fight that guy. After many, many takes, however, Harrison Ford was tired and just pulled his pistol and let fly; everyone watching agreed that it worked too well not to use it. Nick (holder of useless trivia) |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 8:15:56 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: This is the most classic to me; Indiana Jones.....some towel-head mudder fucker is advancing on him (kinda out in the dirt street of a market similar to a old west gunfight) with a big sword swinging it around all fancy and ninja like. Indy just pauses and calmly sums up the threat. The guy keeps swinging his big knife……..Indy pulls out the revolver, shoots the guy and continues on. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 8:43:30 AM EDT
[#35]
Two that haven't already been mentioned:
Memento: When Leonard Shelby is running, and he says "Lets see, what's going on here...ok I'm chasing him." 'Him' sees Leonard, truns and fires a pistol at him. "Woah, no, he's chasin me!" The Matrix: "Sir, could you empty you pockets of any keys, loose change...HOLY SHIT!" |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 8:46:16 AM EDT
[#36]
In the Movie Geronimo when he shoots the jug the Sheriff is drinking from at long range, & the solder says great shot, Geronimo say's I was aiming for his head.
In Tombstone, when Kurt Russel switches the guys opium pipe with the barrel of his buntline. I bet that really blew his mind in just one hit! The Great Outdoors, when John Candy blows all the hair of the grizzly bears hinny.[rofl2] In The Mountian Men , when the Indian warrior is mooning them & Heston shoots him in his bare butt with a shotgun. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 8:55:05 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: Quoted: This is the most classic to me; Indiana Jones.....some towel-head mudder fucker is advancing on him (kinda out in the dirt street of a market similar to a old west gunfight) with a big sword swinging it around all fancy and ninja like. Indy just pauses and calmly sums up the threat. The guy keeps swinging his big knife……..Indy pulls out the revolver, shoots the guy and continues on. No, I saw Ford explain on tv that all the Egypt scenes were filmed in Tunisia, and the market fight was the last scene to be filmed on location there. The entire crew had spent several miserable months there, and Ford suggested that instead of a long choreographed fight, he just shoot the swordsman so they could finish up and leave Tunisia that day. Spielberg consented, and it produced a classic moment. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 9:10:00 AM EDT
[#38]
any of them from pulp fiction. HAHA....can't believe no one else has said pulp fiction. when the dude busts out of the bathroom and unloads at travolta and jackson. they look at each other, then look at the wall behind them(full of bullet holes) then blasts the shit out of bathroom dude. No, I saw Ford explain on tv that all the Egypt scenes were filmed in Tunisia, and the market fight was the last scene to be filmed on location there. The entire crew had spent several miserable months there, and Ford suggested that instead of a long choreographed fight, he just shoot the swordsman so they could finish up and leave Tunisia that day. Spielberg consented, and it produced a classic moment. the way i heard it is that he had the flu or wasn't feeling well that day. he didn't want to shoot the scene, so he did it his way. then left. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 9:18:53 AM EDT
[#39]
cheese: Scarface, the whole scene involving the chainsaw, AHAHA
awesome: the matrix, in the lobby where it's all slow motion scarface - attack on the mansion commando - the whole movie hahah |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 9:29:39 AM EDT
[#40]
In BHD when the skinny picks up the strobe, & is trying to figure out what the heck it is, oops to late.
Val Kilmer movie where Kali boys a re shotgunning on surf boards to the tune of a Beach Boys type song called Skeet Surfing. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 9:44:08 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This is the most classic to me; Indiana Jones.....some towel-head mudder fucker is advancing on him (kinda out in the dirt street of a market similar to a old west gunfight) with a big sword swinging it around all fancy and ninja like. Indy just pauses and calmly sums up the threat. The guy keeps swinging his big knife……..Indy pulls out the revolver, shoots the guy and continues on. No, I saw Ford explain on tv that all the Egypt scenes were filmed in Tunisia, and the market fight was the last scene to be filmed on location there. The entire crew had spent several miserable months there, and Ford suggested that instead of a long choreographed fight, he just shoot the swordsman so they could finish up and leave Tunisia that day. Spielberg consented, and it produced a classic moment. Ford was also sick that day. He found it easier to shoot. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 9:51:29 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: Terence Hill in the movie "My Name is Nobody" the scene where he's holding the saddle by it's horn over his shoulder with his gun hand, and the old gunfighter challenges him to draw. He lets go of the saddle, draws his gun on the guy, holsters the gun, slaps the guys face, then grabs the saddle horn again before the saddle can fall off his shoulder. Then when the guy starts to react, he does it again before he can draw. That was in the Trinity movies too, [i]My Name is Trinity[/i] and [i]Trinity is Still My Name[/i]. In a bar, he slapped the guy's face with his gun hand and drew his gun and reholstered it and slapped him again... and again and again. There were a few scenes in [i]Silverado[/i] that were funny, Kevin Kline trying to load a cheap pistol in the middle of the street wearing nothing but droopy red long johns and a shot goes inches below his family jewels. And the scene where the gang put on a ruse to get back the loot stolen by a band of outlaws. Danny Glover sniping at his buddy Scott Glenn with a Henry rifle and is supposed to miss. One of the shots is a little too close for comfort and Scott Glenn shot him a dirty look that cracked me up. Another scene from [i]El Diablo[/i], Anthony Edwards in a gunfight with a Mexican desperado... cracking knuckles, twitching trigger fingers, and Edwards' legs shaking in those goofy looking fuzzy chaps. [LOL] |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 9:52:25 AM EDT
[#43]
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
No man, I'm pretty fuckin' far from "OK" I didn't hit no muther fuckin' bump!!! Ordinarily your ass be dead as fried chicken, but you happened to pull this shit while I am in a transitional period... |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 9:55:25 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted: Val Kilmer movie where Kali boys a re shotgunning on surf boards to the tune of a Beach Boys type song called Skeet Surfing. That was Top Secret Eddie Murphy in Golden Child. He hops over a fence, gun in hand, and there is a family BBQing there. He tells them he only wants some chips, then points the gun at the father and tells him to flip the burgers because they are burning... |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 9:58:18 AM EDT
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Snatch--The scene where the masked hoods tried to rob the tough guy in the bar. They had fake guns ("Replica") and he had a .50 Desert Eagle. Funny as shit!
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!" |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 10:14:02 AM EDT
[#46]
The 3 Amigos, where little Neddy Niederlander shoots it out against the German gun runner.[lol]
And where Steve Martin gets shot in the shoulder by the Mexican bandits while doing his performance |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 10:26:25 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: Snatch--The scene where the masked hoods tried to rob the tough guy in the bar. They had fake guns ("Replica") and he had a .50 Desert Eagle. Funny as shit! "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!" Do you tend to read an entire thread first, or are you just so convinced (incorrectly I might add) that your thoughts are so original that you don't have to check and see if someone else posted first? [;)] (note the goddamn smiley please, lest I be considered an asshole) |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 10:49:50 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted: Quoted: Snatch--The scene where the masked hoods tried to rob the tough guy in the bar. They had fake guns ("Replica") and he had a .50 Desert Eagle. Funny as shit! "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!" Do you tend to read an entire thread first, or are you just so convinced (incorrectly I might add) that your thoughts are so original that you don't have to check and see if someone else posted first? [;)] (note the goddamn smiley please, lest I be considered an asshole) Note that in his post, the quote is complete and accurate. Not so in the original. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 10:57:10 AM EDT
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Quoted: Cuffs - Christian Slatter talking to the gun store owner "I need a really big gun that holds lots of bullets." "How about this Beretta 9mm? 15 shots." "I'll take two." (fighting back tears)"God Bless you son" After the shootout in his apartment, he points his gun at those two guys and yells "FEEZE YOU ASSHOLES!" The reaction of the one was fuckin' hilarious. Also the Simpson Halloween Special w/the Zombies. From when Homer shoot Flanders, then says "He was a zombie?" Right on up to when he blows away George Washington, Albert Einstien, and Shakespeare. |
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Posted: 5/8/2003 11:01:49 AM EDT
[#50]
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!" I thought that whole Snatch scene was kind of gay. "Replica"? |
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