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Posted: 10/6/2004 3:12:53 PM EST
So we have a 3-day-a-week guy at work (seriously...I dunno how he's not been canned yet). Today, again, he's out for some odd emergency.

We've been waiting for a while to goof with him. Today was the day.

He is now known as "Hanson Fan #1!"

Seems his great love for this band has infected his computer.

His background image is now a nice pic of the three long haired kids.

His alert sound is a clip of "MMMBOP!"

His start up sound is "MMMBop!".....


.....all four terrible minutes.


Oh we scripted it so it will reset to the same config on each reboot.

We hope he makes it tomorrow.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:15:09 PM EST
Whoa, I saw my name in your sig and I was like "whoa".
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:15:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
So we have a 3-day-a-week guy at work (seriously...I dunno how he's not been canned yet).



The people that actually come to work and do their jobs, are most likely the ones to be fired. The fuck-ups are coddled. At least that's the way it is where I work.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:16:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By bung:

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
So we have a 3-day-a-week guy at work (seriously...I dunno how he's not been canned yet).



The people that actually come to work and do their jobs, are most likely the ones to be fired. The fuck-ups are coddled. At least that's the way it is where I work.




Union shop?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:18:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
Whoa, I saw my name in your sig and I was like "whoa".





Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:20:03 PM EST
tagged. let us know how it turns out!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:21:23 PM EST
Fire him. Call him at home and act like your from HR and tell him his job performance is lacking, blah blah blah and he is no longer needed.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:24:26 PM EST
tagged
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:24:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:43:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 3:44:07 PM EST by ProfessorEvil]
Well he gets in a bit earlier, but one of my co-conspirators gets in before that.

He always has some dumb excuse...his girlfriend got sick and he had to take her to the hospital, his bumper got torn off by a truck and he had to go to the police station (wtf...), etc.

No it's not a union gig either.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 3:51:06 PM EST
My most allways absent co-worker got canned today...

No big loss at all........
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