My county Sheriff's office paperwork for submitting a Form 4.
The answers I wanted to put.
Internal Affairs
Questions for Investigation of ATF Form 4 Transferor Requests
1. Do you have any criminal history in your background?
I think my family lynched a few people back in the good ol'days.
2. Do you have any mental health history in your background?
My dog told me to tell you to shut the hell up and not to answer this question.
3. Have you been in the military? If Yes, then type of discharge?
In college I played more hours of Counter Strike than I did in the classroom. Discharges were often and always while alone.
4. What is your citizenship status?
I was born here. Were you?
5. Are you or have you ever been part of a militant organization?
The Cub Scouts. ARFCOM. The International House of Pancakes
6. Do you currently or have you ever had a substance abuse problem?
I can stop any time I want to bitch.
7. Have you ever had any domestic violence in your history or had a protective order issued?
One was issued, but it was removed the next day when they found her body.
8. What type of security do you have in your home for your weapons?
Bullets
9. Do you have a security system for your home?
See number 8.
10. Are there any children in your home?
The dog?
11. What is your profession?
Does post whore count? The silencer is for my new endevors.