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Posted: 8/25/2002 7:09:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 7:12:00 PM EDT
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Some absolutely impossible words to say when you are drunk.

Thanks, but I don't want sex.
No, I don't want another drink.
No more kabobs for me thank you.
Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me.
Good evening officer.
I'm not interested in fighting you.
No one wants to hear me sing.

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You forgot, "I can wait to piss until I get home"
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 7:22:36 PM EDT
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 Now I know what my problem is, I'm drunk all the time!!! fullclip
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 10:22:44 PM EDT
[#3]
And one that is impossible to [u]NOT[/u] say when drunk...

"I've only had a couple of beers, officer"
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