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Posted: 8/4/2002 5:03:39 PM EDT
[url]http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?threadid=4475[/url] Nothing too bad, just some funny stuff on the types and behaviors of some people who go to rent porn videos.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 7:24:48 PM EDT
Interesting read - parts of it were very funny imo.
Link Posted: 8/4/2002 8:09:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/4/2002 8:10:24 PM EDT by SWS]
Good read. Very well written, too. I'll bet working in a porn shop is a real study in human behavior.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 2:52:18 AM EDT
Those porn store clerks have better spelling and grammar than most members here.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 2:56:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 3:41:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By More_Cowbell: Those porn store clerks have better spelling and grammar than most members here.
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I need to practice my writing (and my [i]grammer[/i], I am sure).
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Posts like this confuse me. Is the person responding making fun of his own inablilty to spell grammar, or is he attempting to criticize the previous posters correct spelling of grammar? I mean without some form of smiley it is impossible to tell. Oh well, so goes the mysteries of life.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 12:09:18 PM EDT
That was some seriously funny stuff. The one on the music played early in the morning was great. And the line about "I am deeply relieved to report that V8 refers to fingers" almost made fall off my chair. Glad I don't rent porn, so as to not end up in her diatribes on the net [:)]
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 12:47:02 PM EDT
thanks for the laugh its even funnyer to me since i just recently aplied at a porn store
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 1:59:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2002 2:00:50 PM EDT by Torf]
It's funny. It's real. It's amazing how low some people can stoop. I'm talking about that young lady working in a porn-video store. What did you think I was talking about? The posers who rent that crap? Perverts are perverts. Isn't there a far less degrading job out there for her to work? Yes. Then why does she stay? She does it because she is just as much a loser as all those people she writes about. She talks about it as if she sits proudly above the fray, but in reality, she is as attached to the idea of ogling men's sexual fantasies as some queer is to his gay porn. Any woman who subjects herself to restocking "Fat Whores 27" and Japanese Anime rape videos needs some serious help. Funny but sad, and deadly ironic. Why do I get the idea that this woman will one day get stalked and raped, or killed in some porno hold-up? Maybe I am too judgemental... But I don't think so.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 2:19:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 11:00:53 PM EDT
Maybe it's me, but from what I got out of the reading the posts, it reflected some of the same critisisms that gun store or ffl owners have posted here about us "gun perverts". We go in to gun stores, eyef##k all the merchandise. Caress the handles with our sweaty, dirty hands all over the stuff and dont clean it up. The stores have to keep bright lights on the merchandise to make sure we aint doing anything with it were not supposed to. Aim at a dark corner and pretend to blow a load off. Bitch about prices and try to haggle a rediculous deal. And, finally, keep coming back for more... Hehe, So maybe I'm a pervert too! [:)]
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 11:23:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2002 11:25:17 PM EDT by More_Cowbell]
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Originally Posted By More_Cowbell: Those porn store clerks have better spelling and grammar than most members here.
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I need to practice my writing (and my [i]grammer[/i], I am sure).
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I am sure he thought I misspelled grammar.
Link Posted: 8/6/2002 12:27:41 AM EDT
Actually, I found the postings quite amusing! From what I can see, tho, the posts are mostly or wholly by a single person (Ali Davis) working at a video store in Chicago with a porn section. Still, this is the kind of thing I would have loved to have found when I took Sociology all those years ago - would have fitted in nicely with my term paper - "Non-Standard and Non-Consensual Sexual Practices Among Tribal Societies." I could probably get enough material there to set up an "informal" tribal arrangement among these people and set up another subset for my monograph. Paper (as it was then) was well recieved anyway - but I felt it needed something else (perhaps autoerotic fetishism?) I wonder if I can find her email addy - this is interesting material, and if she doesn't plan on using it I may... FFZ
Link Posted: 8/6/2002 3:34:01 AM EDT
Why would anyone rent pornos when they are free for download out of Usenet?
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