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Posted: 10/1/2005 11:23:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 11:24:40 AM EDT by Johnny_Reno]
I stopped at a local fast food joint this morning with my wife and 5 year old son.

As we were eating, two skanky girls and an older man (who I am presuming is their father) entered and sat down. Skank #1 is easily one hundred pounds overweight and is wearing a bright pink shirt which had the following on the front in big bold letters:

"I have the pussy, so I make the rules."



Thankfully, my son is not of an age where he can read that sort of garbage.

Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:28:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:29:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
She's a modern, vibrant, independant woman, and she is God's gift to mankind.




Oh, I'm sure that she is an absolute delight.

She'll make a fine catch someday.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:31:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:32:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
She's a modern, vibrant, independant woman, and she is God's gift to mankind.




Oh, I'm sure that she is an absolute delight.

She'll make a fine catch someday.

And it'll take 4 men and 6 hours to pull her in.



Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:34:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
She's a modern, vibrant, independant woman, and she is God's gift to mankind.




Oh, I'm sure that she is an absolute delight.

She'll make a fine catch someday.

And it'll take 4 men and 6 hours to pull her in.



And she'll be a big hit at the weigh in!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:35:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:36:31 AM EDT
How dare you question her 1st Amendment rights!

How dare you impose your moral values on her, are you some sort of right wing fundamentalist Christian type?
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:38:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 11:39:25 AM EDT by Johnny_Reno]
On the way out of the restaurant, I said to her "People bring their kids in here and your shirt is inappropriate."

She smiled and turned her head towards the others and the older man said "he's right."

I bet he's so proud of her.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:38:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By dport:
How dare you question her 1st Amendment rights!

How dare you impose your moral values on her, are you some sort of right wing fundamentalist Christian type?




Yeah, I guess I must be.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:41:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 11:42:12 AM EDT by VooDoo3dfx]

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I stopped at a local fast food joint this morning with my wife and 5 year old son.

As we were eating, two skanky girls and an older man (who I am presuming is their father) entered and sat down. Skank #1 is easily one hundred pounds overweight and is wearing a bright pink shirt which had the following on the front in big bold letters:

"I have the pussy, so I make the rules."



Thankfully, my son is not of an age where he can read that sort of garbage.




Unfournately.. the damn T-shirt is true.

Today's man have become wimps..


ETA: But yeah.. she should have known better. Wonder who the old man was? If it was her father, he should have not let her out of the house...
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:45:45 AM EDT
If she is 100lbs over how do you find that pussy? Dig through the sweaty folds?
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:47:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

Originally Posted By dport:
How dare you question her 1st Amendment rights!

How dare you impose your moral values on her, are you some sort of right wing fundamentalist Christian type?




Yeah, I guess I must be.


Freedom without (moral) responsibility is..well I typed in a Google search for "freedom without responsibility" and got about a dozen book advertisements. Says something about our society today, doesn't it?
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 12:13:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 12:13:51 PM EDT by 2_of_5]
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 12:29:08 PM EDT
The problem here is that the fat, ugly skanks think their little box will qualify them for the same treatment you would give Jennifer Aniston.

Nothing is worse than having to look at fat stomach bulges because the sow won't buy a top that covers it up.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 12:34:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I stopped at a local fast food joint this morning with my wife and 5 year old son.

As we were eating, two skanky girls and an older man (who I am presuming is their father) entered and sat down. Skank #1 is easily one hundred pounds overweight and is wearing a bright pink shirt which had the following on the front in big bold letters:

"I have the pussy, so I make the rules."



Thankfully, my son is not of an age where he can read that sort of garbage.




Unfournately.. the damn T-shirt is true.

Today's man have become wimps..


ETA: But yeah.. she should have known better. Wonder who the old man was? If it was her father, he should have not let her out of the house...



I do know a lot of guys who pretty much live that t-shirt, but some of us still have a set of balls.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 12:34:28 PM EDT
Hell, one of my customers came in with his 13-15 year old not unattractive daughter wearing a "Porn Star" tank top. My daughter would never been permitted to own let alone wear something like that.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 12:39:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 12:56:39 PM EDT by PeteCO]

Originally Posted By ScrubJ:
Hell, one of my customers came in with his 13-15 year old not unattractive daughter wearing a "Porn Star" tank top. My daughter would never been permitted to own let alone wear something like that.



She's a whore/cum dumpster in training. At that age in today's world, I guarantee she has sucked her share of cocks.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 12:41:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
She's a modern, vibrant, independant woman, and she is God's gift to mankind.



Hope she kept the receipt.

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