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Posted: 2/22/2006 4:49:44 PM EDT


www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13508674,00.html


'They Were Pretty Big'

Updated: 13:19, Saturday February 18, 2006

A heavyweight couple caused a pub ceiling to collapse by frolicking together in a shower.

The pair checked in to the The Black Horse Inn in Taunton, Somerset, and spent an afternoon drinking in the bar.

They then went upstairs and got in to the shower together.

Their amorous behaviour caused some damage and water started to pour down into the bar below.

The couple left early the next morning, but not long afterwards the ceiling collapsed, leaving landlord Steve Ball with a £5,000 repair bill.

Mr Ball said: "They went upstairs at around 8pm and it wasn't long before we could hear them in the shower.

"They were pretty loud and all the regulars found it pretty funny at first.

"But then a torrent of water started pouring from the shower and into the bar.

"The couple were pretty big, they must have had a combined weight of 35 stone.

"They must have dislodged a pipe while they were in the shower causing the water to flood down."
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:53:35 PM EDT
35 stone = 490 pounds
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:54:02 PM EDT
HA! thats some heavy people.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:00:15 PM EDT
But the REAL question is:

Was she or was she not Tubgirl?
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:02:06 PM EDT
Fat people sex is just as bad if not worse than old people sex
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:03:33 PM EDT
that ain't that big....

Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:19:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DOW:
35 stone = 490 pounds



Hell, I weigh over half that by myself!


Guess I am some kinda fat fuck!


Oh well,

Travis
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:23:49 PM EDT
What kind of stone aged people measure weight by "stone".
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:23:58 PM EDT
490 pounds. Thats all. DAMN.
They need a better built building.
Anyway, I have more pounds per square inch of thrust on the down stroke than that.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:37:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LArifleMAN:
Fat people sex is just as bad if not worse than old people sex



Hey I resemble that remark. Walk softly grasshopper.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:56:48 PM EDT
this thread is NOT worthless without pics
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 6:45:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jerry48430:

Originally Posted By LArifleMAN:
Fat people sex is just as bad if not worse than old people sex



Hey I resemble that remark. Walk softly grasshopper.



So which one are you?

Old or fat?
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 6:46:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/22/2006 6:46:25 PM EDT by XDBACKUPGUN]




Lots of flour needed for that couple.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 6:55:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:

Originally Posted By jerry48430:

Originally Posted By LArifleMAN:
Fat people sex is just as bad if not worse than old people sex



Hey I resemble that remark. Walk softly grasshopper.



So which one are you?

Old or fat?



Not fat, 6'2-190lb, and I will neither comfirm or deny my 60yrs on this rock.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 6:58:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
But the REAL question is:

Was she or was she not Tubgirl?


No tubgirl!!!!!!!!!!
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