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Posted: 9/18/2009 6:04:54 AM EDT
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to hi m that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn’t know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!”

“And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:06:54 AM EDT
[#1]
i liked it.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:08:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:08:56 AM EDT
[#3]
Lol
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:10:13 AM EDT
[#4]
I lol'd. Funny stuff....
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:14:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:22:17 AM EDT
[#6]
Nice!

Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:26:33 AM EDT
[#7]
I chuckled.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:31:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:37:34 AM EDT
[#9]
I am so old the jokes are getting recycled.

The 60's version involved Ho Chi Min and Lyndon Johnson, and the punch line was; "I ran out to shake his hand, he ran out to shake mine and a GD tank ran us both over!"

Still funny though.
Link Posted: 9/18/2009 6:40:20 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I am so old the jokes are getting recycled.

The 60's version involved Ho Chi Min and Lyndon Johnson, and the punch line was; "I ran out to shake his hand, he ran out to shake mine and a GD tank ran us both over!"

Still funny though.


Was it making fun of Teddy Kennedy as well?
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