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Posted: 7/24/2013 1:09:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/24/2013 1:09:33 PM EST by California_Kid]
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These cats are not the cats mentioned in the story but look prety nasty nonetheless. File photo: andrew_j_w/Flickr

French woman savagely attacked by... cats

Published: 24 Jul 2013 16:37 GMT+02:00 | Print version
Updated: 24 Jul 2013 16:37 GMT+02:00

A band of wild cats pounced on a French woman this week and attacked her as she walked her pet dog. The traumatised woman was reportedly left with a gashed artery and bites to her arms and legs in what a vet said was an unprecedented assault.

Traditionally cats are meant to be solitary and docile creatures. But a band of feral French felines in the north-eastern French city of Belfort appears to have put that theory to bed.

The seemingly unprecedented attack happened around 7pm on Sunday at the edge of a wood in Belfort, in the north-eastern region Franche-Comté, situated between Lyon and Strasbourg, French news site l'Est Republicain reported.

The 31-year-old woman had apparently been out walking her pet poodle when she was set upon by half a dozen blood thirsty moggies....


http://www.thelocal.fr/20130724/feral-french-cats-attack-dog-walker
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:10:03 PM EST
Pit cats. Who wudda thunk it?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:11:21 PM EST
Cats look....French.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:12:00 PM EST
Can you milk those cats?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:12:09 PM EST
i never leave the house without my squirtgun
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:12:59 PM EST
A pissed-off and determined cat can do a shitload of damage in one hell of a hurry.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:15:34 PM EST
Attacked by french cats while walking your poodle. Deserved it.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:16:46 PM EST
Maybe she smelled like fish.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:17:25 PM EST
Ever been to France ?
Cats absolutely love tuna
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:17:59 PM EST
I, for one, welcome our cat overlords.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:20:22 PM EST
Mauvais chat! Mon Dieu!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:20:52 PM EST
Maybe that tuna scented perfume wasn't such a good idea after all, or, maybe it wasn't tuna and she just forget to wash "down there" for a few days or weeks...........
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:25:08 PM EST
Traditionally cats are meant to be solitary and docile creatures
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Whoever wrote this knows nothing about feral cats.

Never get between feral cats and their legitimate prey. Poodles are legitimate prey
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:26:57 PM EST
Wonder if she had picked up her poodle because it was barking at the cats and the cats attacked her to get at the dog? I've farm cats attack en mass when a yapping ankle biter trespasses on their turf and I suspect that is the case here.
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Le meow?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:44:18 PM EST
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Can you milk those cats?
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Where do you think Gruyère de la Chat comes from?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:02:12 PM EST
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You can milk anything with nipples.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:04:38 PM EST
I'm fairly certain that the cats were attacking the dog, the woman just happened to impose herself and got fucked up as a bonus.

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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:05:10 PM EST
Cats can be vicious...

Ever see an attack cat?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:09:24 PM EST
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Whoever wrote this knows nothing about feral cats.

Never get between feral cats and their legitimate prey. Poodles are legitimate prey
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Traditionally cats are meant to be solitary and docile creatures


Whoever wrote this knows nothing about feral cats.

Never get between feral cats and their legitimate prey. Poodles are legitimate prey


A sufficiently motivated, ten pound, feral cat will fuck you up.


Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:10:29 PM EST
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You can milk anything with nipples.
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You can milk anything with nipples.



Your dad has nipples: give it a shot and let us know how that went.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:12:25 PM EST
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:15:29 PM EST
I have two fairly large (20 and 23lbs) cats. One of them draws blood nearly any time he decides that you aren't done petting him. Not because he's trying to draw blood, but because he has a wicked set of talons. I would rather face down a pissed off rottweiler than get swarmed by multiple pissed off cats.

The fluffy one is the feline terrorist.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:20:04 PM EST
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A sufficiently motivated, ten pound, feral cat will fuck you up.


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Originally Posted By skeeterh:
Traditionally cats are meant to be solitary and docile creatures


Whoever wrote this knows nothing about feral cats.

Never get between feral cats and their legitimate prey. Poodles are legitimate prey


A sufficiently motivated, ten pound, feral cat will fuck you up.



Oh I know, I just recently had to clean out a pack of em, the neighbor was feeding the local strays and while we were moved out doing a complete remodel on our house the damn things took up residence. We caught one huge tom that was in the process of dismantling the trap and I made the mistake of trying to grab it before it could escape. Bastard shredded my arm.
That's the only one left here but he's learned to stay away from the traps.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:27:55 PM EST
Apparently it won't be zombies that kill and eat humans.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:46:07 PM EST
siamese cats were bred to guard the king's palace ,and also for intelligence. owners say they are more like a dog than a cat, protecting the owner and family. if these things ever cross with a feral breed run for your life.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:19:05 PM EST
Who'd a thunk French anything could be that vicious.


Some photos from the French Cat Undergrounds:





















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