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Posted: 1/25/2009 11:50:36 PM EDT
I shall need to gouge out my inner eye at this point...



















Fat Virus!  And here I thought it was related to sticking that fork in thier mouth!  Silly me!

Fox News
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 11:55:50 PM EDT
[#1]
I always wonder about this..

If you remove some of these people from their lives for 2 weeks, and just get them to eat correctly for that time period, the positive effects would be SO great. Shit, then if you could get them to do some sort of exercise, these people would deflate in no time.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:02:12 AM EDT
[#2]
Sweet Heavens!
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:20:53 AM EDT
[#3]
A virus mysteriously limited to North America.  

Odd, especially in light of all the land whales representing the US of A in tourist destinations throughout the world.  

Perhaps those countries should establish a preemptive quarantine, just in case?
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:35:24 AM EDT
[#4]
thats one fucking strong chair
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:36:08 AM EDT
[#5]
Stop eating damn it. You're killing the chairs! THINK OF THE CHAIRS!!!!
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:36:40 AM EDT
[#6]
That's bullshit. Cut out refined carbs and sugars and you won't be fat.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:37:48 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
thats one fucking strong chair


Maybe they just sat down and it hasn't QUITE fatigued yet

Want to know what's REALLY disturbing?  I just tried to find underwear lines...I think my eyes are bleeding now, and I don't know what on earth possessed me to do that.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:37:51 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
That's bullshit. Cut out refined carbs and sugars and you won't be fat.


You're forgetting the grease factor. Fatties practically chug vegetable oils.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:39:00 AM EDT
[#9]
I always wondered what happened to me!
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:55:40 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I shall need to gouge out my inner eye at this point...




















Fat Virus!  And here I thought it was related to sticking that fork in thier mouth!  Silly me!

Fox News
http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/012609_fatvirus.jpg



Junk science.

Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:56:50 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That's bullshit. Cut out refined carbs and sugars and you won't be fat.


You're forgetting the grease factor. Fatties practically chug vegetable oils.


Ain't nothin' wrong with that. I cook everything in loads of oil. As long as you cut out them carbs, you're good. Fats good, carbs bad.

ETA: I've lost lots of weight doing this.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 12:58:04 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I shall need to gouge out my inner eye at this point...




















Fat Virus!  And here I thought it was related to sticking that fork in thier mouth!  Silly me!

Fox News
http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/012609_fatvirus.jpg



Junk science.



So says the hottest MILRPRW I've seen in a while.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 3:57:30 AM EDT
[#13]
That Pic looks like the back view of the Alabama Football Mascots head
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 4:04:17 AM EDT
[#14]
soooooooooo

some fatass is going ot sneeze on me and im going to have the sudden urge to go to Krispy kreme and eat a dozen glazed doughnuts????

total BS its called get off your lazy ass and go workout for more than 10 minutes and stop stuffing your fat lazy self with doughnuts, pizza and fucking cheeseburgers
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 4:06:48 AM EDT
[#15]
Its funny anyone who is over weight always say it is a medical problem, but I see the same people stuffing the face with burger king and a diet coke.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 4:15:49 AM EDT
[#16]
Also notice the effects of the virus only last for about three months? WTF happens after that?

Is that a picture of one of the research scientists?
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 4:38:29 AM EDT
[#17]
The virus must be heavily prevalent at Cinnabon.  Cuz I see a lot of fat people standing in line there.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 4:41:10 AM EDT
[#18]
bull shit
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 4:42:31 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
thats one fucking strong chair


Maybe they just sat down and it hasn't QUITE fatigued yet

Want to know what's REALLY disturbing?  I just tried to find underwear lines...I think my eyes are bleeding now, and I don't know what on earth possessed me to do that.


Nothing good could have resulted from that.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 4:44:42 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
The virus must be heavily prevalent at Cinnabon.  Cuz I see a lot of fat people standing in line there.


I was thinking it was present on the handles of the whale carts at the supermarket.
Link Posted: 1/26/2009 8:25:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Its funny anyone who is over weight always say it is a medical problem, but I see the same people stuffing the face with burger king and a diet coke.


The stuff in diet drinks screws with the metabolic functioning within the body and makes people fatter and not realize they are full. The last study I read about said the rats they were testing ballooned up like crazy because of their diet drinks.
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