P. J. Orourke's description of the Swiss:
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[b][size=3] SWISS[/b][/size=3]
[b]Racial Characteristics: [/b]
Mountain Jews in whose icy clutches lay the fruits of grave misdeeds committed in every clime. Under cover of their sanctimonious Red Cross organization, they have penetrated all the governments on the planet and, concealed by a flutter of blood drives and nurses' caps, lie sucking like leeches at the marrow of the gold, chocolate, clock, and army knife industries of nations beyond number. Pathologically clean, they sterilize their children at birth, which accounts for their low rate of population growth and leaves them more room to hide heaps and piles of money in their tiny, Alp-ringed repository of snow-covered sin.
[b]Good Points:[/b]
They rarely yodel in the home.
[b]Proper Forms of Address:[/b]
Butter balls, cheese knees, big fat Swiss.
[b]An Important Question Concerning Switzerland's Economy: [/b]
What do you call a Swiss banker who likes Italian lire better than Deutsche marks?
[i]Queer. [/i]