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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 1/1/2006 8:17:14 PM EDT
The beginning had:

The Things I Like are:

I like my parents.

I like playing.

I like baseball and basketball.

I like guns.


It's good to know some things don't change.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 8:18:17 PM EDT
That last one, today would land you in time-out, or a re-education camp.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 8:19:36 PM EDT
Thats way cool to find shit like that


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Link Posted: 1/1/2006 8:20:06 PM EDT
I try not to remember being young.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 8:20:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2006 8:20:53 PM EDT by MissouriBob]
And my parents a visit from some liberal psychologist.

I can imagine what my Dad would have told them.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 8:20:39 PM EDT
If you said that now you'd probably get thrown out of school and into the head-shrinker's office.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 10:01:12 PM EDT
I failed my first class in 3rd grade.
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 10:17:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 2:14:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I got a note sent home for a story about gangs I wrote in 3rd grade titled, The Gangbang.

This was after the note my parents received for one of my spelling word sentences which included the SNL line, "ignorant slut." ("Jane, you ignorant slut." - Aykroyd)

I guess I had a knack for repeating words I heard on TV.





Link Posted: 1/2/2006 6:17:58 AM EDT
My mother saved all that stuff.I think she still has examples of my kindergarten finger painting boxed up in her attic after almost 40 years.
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 7:37:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
That last one, today would land you in time-out, or a re-education camp.



No he would be EXPELLED because pictures of, or the word GUN are dangerouse and can hurt you
Link Posted: 1/2/2006 7:51:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NonConformist:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
That last one, today would land you in time-out, or a re-education camp.



No he would be EXPELLED because pictures of, or the word GUN are dangerouse and can hurt you



I would have been a Kindergarten reject. Cool.
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