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6/2/2020 2:34:59 PM
Posted: 1/4/2003 7:59:31 PM EDT
It was too tempting ... it was on sale $7 for a 12-pack, so I bought Bud Light.

Now I feel guilty and dirty.

What should I do?


Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:02:52 PM EDT
Drink it.  Duh.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:03:18 PM EDT
Take the wheels off your car, and support it on concrete blocks in your front yard.

Grow a mullet.

Shop bathing.

Lose your job and several teeth.

Discard empty Bud Light cans and box in yard.

Wait for tornado.

Be on "COPS" (shirt optional).
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:03:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:05:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Take the wheels off your car, and support it on concrete blocks in your front yard.

Grow a mullet.

Shop bathing.

Lose your job and several teeth.

Discard empty Bud Light cans and box in yard.

Wait for tornado.

Be on "COPS" (shirt optional).
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I laughed so hard I LITERALLY almost pissed in my pants!  I'm off to the bathroom now ...
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:22:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
...I LITERALLY almost pissed in my pants!  I'm off to the bathroom now ...
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Well, you're on the right track, but remember that the empty Bud Light bottles are great if you just can't wait for the commercial break during the Jerry Springer show.  [:D]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:24:38 PM EDT
For your penance, 2 shots of JD and a nip of George Dickel
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:33:58 PM EDT


It's forgive me father...

and yes.. My last confession was over 25 years ago... [rolleyes]


who's got bud light on sale?

Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:36:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By realist:
who's got bud light on sale?
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Local grocery store in St. Louis (home-town brewery and all [:D] )
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 8:43:21 PM EDT
DK, you have done nothing wrong.

Don't let the beer fags tell you otherwise.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 9:04:54 PM EDT
I drank rivers of Bud Light in Korea. Beer and liquor were "rationed" to prevent black marketing, and you were only allowed 4 units a month, a unit being a bottle of liquor or a case of beer. Bud Light was 3.2% beer, so it wasn't rationed (I guess it wasn't technically "beer" from the rationing standpoint). We bought a bottle of hard liquor each every weekend, and a couple of cases of Bud Light, which doesn't even count the local stuff we drank "downrange."

Dang. I can't believe how nutty I was when I was a kid. I hardly drink at all, anymore. I got buzzed off a single glass of wine with dinner tonight.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 9:27:44 PM EDT
At least it wasn't PBR.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:04:26 PM EDT
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[Last Edit: 1/5/2003 8:39:28 AM EDT by realist]
Are there any Ralph's in Houston?

That ia a good deal...
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 9:37:32 AM EDT
Hamms baby, all the way.  If they're out of that, PBR will do in a pinch.
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