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Posted: 8/22/2005 6:19:14 AM EDT
A buddy of mine sent me this pic this AM...

He was playing golf yesterday and was hit by a badly driven ball from about 100 yds away

This is the front of his shin:

Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:21:27 AM EDT
Ouch!


Ban golf.

Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:22:33 AM EDT
Let me be the first to say:

That'll buff right out.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:22:44 AM EDT
Fuck that had to hurt!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:24:30 AM EDT
What does the shitty golfer look like after
the other people in your buddy's foursome
beat the hell out of him?
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:24:42 AM EDT
looks like he grew a new nipple
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:24:44 AM EDT
yeeeeeouch!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:25:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
What does the shitty golfer look like after
the other people in your buddy's foursome
beat the hell out of him?



+1
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:26:27 AM EDT

Ouch! Lucky it was the leg and not the head.


This just proves golf is unsafe. Ban it before a child is hurt. Ban it for the children. All those unsafe corses could be turned into parks where childen of all races could play together. Where endangered anamals could roam freely without the fear of being hunted.


Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:26:30 AM EDT
Ouch!

Damn........I need to buy some protective gear.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:28:37 AM EDT
Good lawd! I know how bad it hurts when you bump your shin on something. I can't imagine how that must have felt!!!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:30:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By s1rGr1nG0:
Fuck that had to hurt!



From his email:

"Believe it or not, this was NOT extremely painful. However, having your shin swell up the size of a tennis ball is a bit mortifying and will scare small children away. It is now down to the size of a golf ball and "draining" well. I will send out a "week later" picture later this week."


Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:31:21 AM EDT
Imagine if it hit him in the head

When I was young I mowed the green at my cousins country club. There was always some impatient a**hole that couldn't wait for me to finish mowing the green. I almost got hit more than once. From the first time on if a golfer hit the ball onto the green while I was mowing it I took the ball.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:32:07 AM EDT
Got hit by a golfball once when shagging as a kid. Luckily it had hit the ground a couple of times and lost some velocity, but still left the entire back of my calf bruised for weeks afterward.
I was walking away from it and it skimmed the ground and then WHACK!........I was down for the count.

That one on the shin is gonna hurt for a looooong time.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:32:07 AM EDT
What kind of ammo golf ball was it? I think the terrorists use the titanium core balls. Oh wiat, they have no balls.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:35:39 AM EDT
That pic is from an Airsoft website .



j/k man that looks.....painful

Bomber
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:37:17 AM EDT
well since he couldn't walk too well did he take the cart over and kick the fucking shit tell the guy off?
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:37:44 AM EDT
here's another:



looks like a damn GSW
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:40:01 AM EDT
I would have beaten that SOB with a 9 iron
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:41:31 AM EDT
Who'dathunk you needed shinguards and helmets when playing golf?
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:42:36 AM EDT

Nice tit
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 6:45:41 AM EDT
Lil duct tape, some baling wire.....
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 7:02:06 AM EDT


What gauge is a golf ball?

Ban golf. Do it fore the children!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 7:05:13 AM EDT
How about lancing it
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 7:49:06 AM EDT
My first thought was: "damn, he's got a short arm"
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 7:52:20 AM EDT
Yuckiest Post ... EVER!

Gave me the willies!!!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 7:53:22 AM EDT
100 yards and still packed a punch! Damn.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 7:54:11 AM EDT
I got hit with a baseball in the shin two weeks ago, I was pitching in a rough-league and didn't get the glove down fast enough. Looks just like it.

Looks like a bone bruise maybe. Wait about a week when the swelling goes down, his leg is going to be black and blue all underneath the impact area.


Good stuff.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 7:54:38 AM EDT
Must not have had any ice immediately available?
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 8:00:50 AM EDT
One of the most painful things you can ever have happen to you.

My friend got hit on the bicep by an errant shot. Half his arm turned a nasty shade of green and black. One of the worst bruises I've ever seen.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 8:03:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2005 8:11:50 AM EDT by Burley]

Originally Posted By otar:

What gauge is a golf ball?



1.68" diameter, 1.62 oz weight

Moving about 120-175 MPH off the face of the club.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 8:10:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By s1rGr1nG0:
Fuck that had to hurt!



+1 OUCH!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 8:11:20 AM EDT
Man! NRA High Power Rifle is called the golf of shooting--looks like it is a lot safer than actual golf!

Link Posted: 8/22/2005 8:12:44 AM EDT
Are you sure it isn't a brown recluse bite?
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 9:08:49 AM EDT
So i just got back from lunch with him....the whole calf area is wrapped with a light compression wrap - I dodn't ask him to take it off for a better look...but his lower leg/ankle/foot is badly swollen almost like when you get a bad ankle sprain.

He said the drive was a worm burner....never hit the ground. Hit him on the fly - line drive.
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 9:21:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
So i just got back from lunch with him....the whole calf area is wrapped with a light compression wrap - I dodn't ask him to take it off for a better look...but his lower leg/ankle/foot is badly swollen almost like when you get a bad ankle sprain.

He said the drive was a worm burner....never hit the ground. Hit him on the fly - line drive.



We wanna know what happened with the jackass that hit him.

I mean, I managed to hit someone before...because somehow I managed to get a perfect swing and launched the ball which then hit the cart path a couple times and so my 3 wood shot turned into a 300+ yard shot that rolled into the group in front of us. No way I should have been able to reach them.

But a line drive from 100 yards! Come on!
Link Posted: 8/22/2005 9:24:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
So i just got back from lunch with him....the whole calf area is wrapped with a light compression wrap - I dodn't ask him to take it off for a better look...but his lower leg/ankle/foot is badly swollen almost like when you get a bad ankle sprain.

He said the drive was a worm burner....never hit the ground. Hit him on the fly - line drive.



We wanna know what happened with the jackass that hit him.

I mean, I managed to hit someone before...because somehow I managed to get a perfect swing and launched the ball which then hit the cart path a couple times and so my 3 wood shot turned into a 300+ yard shot that rolled into the group in front of us. No way I should have been able to reach them.

But a line drive from 100 yards! Come on!



oh, got the best part of the story at lunch....it was someone in his group! (two foursomes)

I know the guy that hit him, and he's a HORRBIBLE golfer. (goes without saying) It's amazing that he hit the ball 100 yds.
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