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Posted: 5/15/2002 5:34:52 PM EDT
[url]http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/Intro.htm[/url]
Not sure why but my dad just sent me this link. i'm staring to wonder about that old man! mike |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 5:46:40 PM EDT
Only $5499 and for an extra $250 you can go 3 ways. Now its decision time Barrett 50 cal. or large hootered babe who can't say no.
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NY, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 6:01:26 PM EDT
makes me want to study robotics [:D]
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SC, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 6:31:58 PM EDT
Beer, you begin to worry me...
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Posted: 5/15/2002 6:47:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NOVA5: Beer, you begin to worry me... If i am just now getting to you you haven't been here long :) mike |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 6:52:11 PM EDT
Great body....but what a hideous face. I'd have to go that extra danero for the rump action.
[;)] |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:01:02 PM EDT
Gee, I wonder if this was the guy that never got any in high school.
ARH |
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CA, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:03:13 PM EDT
I wonder which one is better. realdoll [url]www.realdoll.com[/url] or this one. Just kiddin!
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:13:07 PM EDT
Okay.....maybe it's just me, and I hope I ain't raining on anybody's parade....but...that's just nasty. I mean, when you get down to it, you're shoving your dongle into formed synthetic goop. Shit, with $6000 bucks there's a ton of ways to find a REAL woman. The real question is....what has driven man to such depths that he'd shell out 6k to screw silicon?
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:13:57 PM EDT
Invite that company to the BRC[:D]
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:21:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hard-case: ''''The real question is....what has driven man to such depths that he'd shell out 6k to screw silicon? Ever been divorced? 6k is lookin' mighty cheap right now! |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:24:37 PM EDT
ZZ Top's advice:
"If your down in Acuna , and you aint up to bein' alone. Don't spend all your money on just any honey thats grown. Go find the Mexican Blackbird and send all your troubles back home." Boys town prices, about $60 for full service, Canada about $110. Or buy a goat like the rest of the world. Lebrew |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:37:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 7IDL: Originally Posted By hard-case: ''''The real question is....what has driven man to such depths that he'd shell out 6k to screw silicon? Ever been divorced? 6k is lookin' mighty cheap right now! ROTFLMAO! That's so funny it's making me cry - unfortunately it also true! |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:39:38 PM EDT
The CybOrasMatrix Torso with Optional Head Optional Head! I'm dying here! This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks! But my wife brought up a question. Wouldn't it be cold? It's not like you can throw it in the microwave. ROTFLMAO! |
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CA, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:44:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/15/2002 7:45:22 PM EDT by LngBchAR15]
Originally Posted By Muad_Dib: The CybOrasMatrix Torso with Optional Head Optional Head! I'm dying here! This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks! But my wife brought up a question. Wouldn't it be cold? It's not like you can throw it in the microwave. ROTFLMAO! No, but you can soak her in the warm bathtub for warmth. ;) |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:48:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LngBchAR15: Originally Posted By Muad_Dib: The CybOrasMatrix Torso with Optional Head Optional Head! I'm dying here! This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks! But my wife brought up a question. Wouldn't it be cold? It's not like you can throw it in the microwave. ROTFLMAO! No, but you can soak her in the warm bathtub for warmth. ;) TOO MUCH INFORMATION! |
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CA, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:51:36 PM EDT
ROFLMAO
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MD, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 8:14:03 PM EDT
Uh, the only clientele this company is going to have is rich, loneley guys. Anyone who works for a living is not going to shell out 6k for what is, if you think about it, basically an expensive improved right hand and Hustler.
The math: Doll: ~$6000 Right hand: Free (maybe priceless?) Pornomag: $6 Besides, what something goes wrong, and an injury results? Anyone wanna explain that one to the doctor? Or if it electrocutes you by accident-you know where that voltage is gonna go. I think I'll stick to the cheap, proven method when it comes to that sort of thing. |
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WA, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 8:21:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By deadman: Uh, the only clientele this company is going to have is rich, loneley guys. Anyone who works for a living is not going to shell out 6k for what is, if you think about it, basically an expensive improved right hand and Hustler. The math: Doll: ~$6000 Right hand: Free (maybe priceless?) Pornomag: $6 Besides, what something goes wrong, and an injury results? Anyone wanna explain that one to the doctor? Or if it electrocutes you by accident-you know where that voltage is gonna go. I think I'll stick to the cheap, proven method when it comes to that sort of thing. Yea but that size 6 dress ain't gonna fit on yer hand . |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 8:29:44 PM EDT
Beer, I am wondering about your old man too LOL.
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USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 8:52:20 PM EDT
An "H" cup bra.
"H" as in "HOLY CRAP". Now where's that equity line application. |
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USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 8:55:53 PM EDT
I think the real doll is cuter...
Did I just say that out loud? |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 9:38:00 PM EDT
The reason for these 21st Century marvels?
[b]Pleasure without the Pain...[/b] [;D] |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 11:07:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: I think the real doll is cuter... Did I just say that out loud? I would have to agree....you also get more selection with the real doll. [:)] medcop |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 11:53:19 PM EDT
Hey Lordtrader! Which one is best. I know you gotta have several of each layin around your crib....Give us a run down here will ya..[:D]
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AL, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2002 11:56:53 PM EDT
I wonder if we could get a LEGP ar15.com version?
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Posted: 5/16/2002 12:08:10 AM EDT
You don't need that crap!
Left hand, right hand. |
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MI, USA
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Posted: 5/16/2002 6:07:34 PM EDT
Where's the cup holder on that thing for your
beer or the pistol grip ears? You would think for 6k they would design these things better. [whacko] |
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WA, USA
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Posted: 5/16/2002 6:19:41 PM EDT
Ok I finally went to the site and here are the list of eligible candidate types , so I'm wondering where does your favorite AR15.COM member fit ??
1. You desire an ideal but otherwise unattainable sexual partner 2. You have a robust libido 3. Your sexual needs are unfulfilled 4. You are married, but often away from home 5. You are a married couple seeking adventure and variety 6. You are divorced and afraid of involvement 7. You are too busy or shy to socialize 8. You are single and desire sex but afraid of disease 9. You have a sexually transmissible disease 10. You are handicapped, sexually dysfunctional, deformed, disfigured, or anti-social 11. You are a Technosexual (a people objectifier or a robot sexualizer) 12. You are incarcerated or leading the life of a hermit 13. You are seeking immediate, peak sexual gratification from a partner who is always available, always ready, who won't make demands on your time or wallet, and who is disease-free. 14. You are seeking consequence-free sex without the substantial cost associated with traditional dating 15. You don't want heavy conversations about the direction of the relationship You are seeking a sexual partner who is always there for you, never gets tired, and is always pretty. |
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USA
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Posted: 5/16/2002 7:46:38 PM EDT
There was a young man from Racine,
Who invented a fucking machine. Concave or convex It worked either sex But oh what a bitch to clean! |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 8:03:45 PM EDT
The Cyberdyne Systems model T-800 is just around the corner...except it isn't programmed for sex, its programmed to [b]kill[/b]!
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OR, USA
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Posted: 5/16/2002 8:31:24 PM EDT
For $6,000, shouldn't you be able to purchase Ms. Peaks herself? It's the same amount of plastic, more or less...
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CAN
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Posted: 5/16/2002 9:27:55 PM EDT
What a great target! Set her up at the range and test out some HP's and some VMAX out of you M16 with Beta mag. Or maybe get her up on a servo and hunt her down and sniper her from long ranges to see how well you do against a human sized target.
If only there was a way to make something like that out of ballistic Gell and maybe have an access point to put some kind of blood substitute for effect! |
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