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Posted: 9/18/2004 7:43:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 2:13:45 PM EST by Stainless]
Name it. I will give it to you. But you can NEVER shoot again. I allow you 1 (one) weapon for home defense. You will be allowed to practice with said weapon 2 (two) times a year to maintain proficiency.

Well... what would you all like?


S
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:45:24 PM EST
Not happening.. shooting > everything else.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:46:17 PM EST
sex any where any time with any woman on the planet.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:46:20 PM EST
world peace so we wouldnt need guns
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:47:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
sex any where any time with any woman on the planet.



It's all pink on the inside.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:48:06 PM EST
A 11.5 inch cock that shoots .223h.gif
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:48:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
sex any where any time with any woman on the planet.



Yes that pretty much sums it up for me too.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:49:19 PM EST
my left nut.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:50:23 PM EST
nothing.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:51:41 PM EST
I havn't gone shooting in so long, my guns have become more of a collection then anything else.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:55:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By Stainless:
Name it. I will give it to you. But you can NEVER shoot again. I allow you 1 (one) weapon for home defense. You will be allowed to practice with said weapon 2 (two) times a year to maintain proficiency.

Well... what would you all like?


S




Your soul......
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:55:20 PM EST
US$10,000,000

I take paypal.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:56:48 PM EST
Paraplegic.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:01:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By AILapua:
Paraplegic.



You want him to make you a paraplegic? How odd !


Pay for all my kids to complete the college of their choice (tuition, books, room and board, food, etc...) and I will lay down my arms.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:03:20 PM EST
$1,000,000
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:05:39 PM EST
+1 for nothing. I shoot therefore I am.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:05:59 PM EST
Being a free man is priceless.
Shooting and the ownership of weapons is part of exercising that freedom.

Move along please....
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:06:05 PM EST
The Force.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:06:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
sex any where any time with any woman on the planet.



Ditto.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:07:22 PM EST
Nothing, never, nada.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:08:31 PM EST
To be President of the United States so then I can have the FBI, SS, CIA, and other people shoot at people, things for me.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:10:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Stainless:
Name it. I will give it to you. But you can NEVER shoot again. I allow you 1 (one) weapon for home defense. You will be allowed to practice with said weapon 2 (two) times a year to maintain proficiency.

Well... what would you all like?


S



Get rid of any gun law I don't like
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:12:50 PM EST
I'm confused by AILapua's answer, but for me there's nothing you could give me that would make me give up my guns.

I'm amazed to see that some would give up guns for sex, as I often said I'd give up sex to own Bigfoot II.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:13:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bullet_buddy:
A 11.5 inch cock that shoots .223



And how many beta mags would you like sir?

And more importantly.... I DO NOT want to watch you "bump fire"

S
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:14:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By mpearcex:

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
sex any where any time with any woman on the planet.



Yes that pretty much sums it up for me too.




Grab a quickie and head out to the range
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:15:46 PM EST
That's an easy question.
Give me $100,000,000.
I'll never touch a gun again.
Hell, I'll never wipe my own ass again.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:17:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By GoGop:
I'm confused by AILapua's answer, but for me there's nothing you could give me that would make me give up my guns.



I would bet he THOUGHT I said, "what would cause you to give up shooting?"

S
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:19:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By GoGop:
I'm confused by AILapua's answer, but for me there's nothing you could give me that would make me give up my guns.

I'm amazed to see that some would give up guns for sex, as I often said I'd give up sex to own Bigfoot II.



Confused, how so? No arms, no hands, then I shall not be shooting. If I were a paraplegic, that would be enough to leave the shooting sports.

Perhaps after being awake for 34 hours my one word response to the question asked was not clear enough.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:20:38 PM EST
Nothing.

There will always be people in the world who want to harm me or take what I have by force. One weapon and practicing twice a year won't cut it.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:32:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 8:35:29 PM EST by smokycity]

For what, would you GIVE UP SHOOTING?

Well... what would you all like?




My own private island in the south Pacific, loaded with a staff of Playboy bunny type supermodels that will answer to my every whim. The island must have it's own security force to keep intruders away at a stand off distance of at least 5 miles. The island must also have an airfield with facilities to support helicopters and my personal collection of WWII era military aircraft (they can be unarmed since I'm giving up my shooting rights). Supplies will be brought in via the small harbor on the island. Supplies should include enough beer, steaks and cigars for all the ARFCOM team members to come visit once a month (at which time the Playboy bunny type staff will be increased to accommidate the guests). I won't need a home defense weapon since I will have the secruity force to defend the island. I would suggest that we place sono-bouys out to alert them of any approaching vessels and warn any un-invited vessels that if they enter the waters around the island, they will be subject to boarding, then be scuttled, with the crews being sent back to the mainland via the supply vessel. Until the supply vessel departs the island they will be secluded on a floating barge.

Edited to add: Once the intruders boats/ships are plundered ad scuttled, they will become my private artifical reef where I can scuba dive and spear fish.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:32:51 PM EST
Again, give me the power to hire those who'll do my armed bidding...


...I'll sit back and sip my martini.

(mind you, that's gonna cost)
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:35:44 PM EST
Nigga please!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:50:57 PM EST
Become the next president!!!h.gif
I will sacrifice myself for you guys!!!hrow



Ahhh forgot to mention... I also want an "F-14 Tomcat" and "A-10 Thunderbolt" (for self defense)
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 9:03:22 PM EST
When Jesus comes back and starts his Kingodm on earth. Then I will not need my guns.Untill then I will be armed and ready.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 9:21:27 PM EST
Porsche 911 Turbo, keys to a villa on the Med, and a hottie of a wife...then maybe...

It all depends on the guns I have at the time.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 9:45:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 9:46:24 PM EST by Rhino48]
Motorcycle roadracing with modern, competitive equipment, and enough roubles to maintain such until I get sick thereof, or dead. Of course my broad would have to look like an un-tatooed Angelina Jolie or the deals off.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 10:02:33 PM EST
My girlfriend, who I love more than anything else, including guns.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 10:13:29 PM EST
Gimme this and I will personally smelt down my AR and make a 'Vote for Kerry' sign out of it.




Fritz
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 10:53:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 10:54:24 PM EST by chrome1]

Originally Posted By mpearcex:

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
sex any where any time with any woman on the planet.



Yes that pretty much sums it up for me too.



Just go out and get a Woman . They can be used anytime regardless of weather and lighting .

Shooting on the other hand ................. I'll be back later baby . Keep it warm for me
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:33:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By AILapua:

Originally Posted By GoGop:
I'm confused by AILapua's answer, but for me there's nothing you could give me that would make me give up my guns.

I'm amazed to see that some would give up guns for sex, as I often said I'd give up sex to own Bigfoot II.



Confused, how so? No arms, no hands, then I shall not be shooting. If I were a paraplegic, that would be enough to leave the shooting sports.

Perhaps after being awake for 34 hours my one word response to the question asked was not clear enough.



Oh. I usually think of paralyzed legs when I hear paraplegic. I know a guy who was in an induestrial incident, and has no arms and only one leg. He still drives, shoots trap, duck hunts, deer hunts, goes fishing, etc. Good shooter for having 3 prosthetics.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:36:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By dave223:

Originally Posted By AILapua:
Paraplegic.



You want him to make you a paraplegic? How odd !


Pay for all my kids to complete the college of their choice (tuition, books, room and board, food, etc...) and I will lay down my arms.



If I made that deal knowing my luck my kids wouldnt go to college.

Anyways, make everyone in a 2 mile radius an Arfcommer. While jealously would nearly kill me, I sure dont think I'd need a gun for protection if every guy around me was an Arfcommer.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:42:31 AM EST
I would have to be able to shoot a laser beam out of my head.

then I might do it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:45:38 AM EST
[DrEvil] One hundred billion dollars buahahahahaha[/DrEvil]
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:54:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By smokycity:

For what, would you GIVE UP SHOOTING?

Well... what would you all like?




My own private island in the south Pacific, loaded with a staff of Playboy bunny type supermodels that will answer to my every whim. The island must have it's own security force to keep intruders away at a stand off distance of at least 5 miles. The island must also have an airfield with facilities to support helicopters and my personal collection of WWII era military aircraft (they can be unarmed since I'm giving up my shooting rights). Supplies will be brought in via the small harbor on the island. Supplies should include enough beer, steaks and cigars for all the ARFCOM team members to come visit once a month (at which time the Playboy bunny type staff will be increased to accommidate the guests). I won't need a home defense weapon since I will have the secruity force to defend the island. I would suggest that we place sono-bouys out to alert them of any approaching vessels and warn any un-invited vessels that if they enter the waters around the island, they will be subject to boarding, then be scuttled, with the crews being sent back to the mainland via the supply vessel. Until the supply vessel departs the island they will be secluded on a floating barge.

Edited to add: Once the intruders boats/ships are plundered ad scuttled, they will become my private artifical reef where I can scuba dive and spear fish.



i was going to say no fucking way, but this sounds pretty good...

ill take ten of what he said, please!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:57:30 AM EST
perfect health for my wife and kids
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:59:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
US$10,000,000

I take paypal.




+$1 - IM me and we can talk
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:07:44 AM EST
Shooting for me is a fun sport, not just for self defence. I'm not sure I could ever place a dollar or physical (read: women) amount on it. Its just a part of my life. Photgraphy is the same way. I'd feel naked without either one.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:09:57 AM EST
They only way for to stop would be death.


or



2.5 billion dollars tax free.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:10:12 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:14:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By TomJefferson:
I think death should about do it!

Tj



Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:30:09 AM EST
Its a pity seeing some guys give up their life for looker* womenz
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