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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 7/26/2002 5:43:45 PM EDT
So do they really work? Is it worth the $50+ for a month supply? I already heard about LT's results (I don't need proof. I'll take his word for it) and was wondering if it didn't work for someone else.
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 5:50:51 PM EDT
I heard that company got shut down for scamming millions of dollars from people for a product that didn't work.
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 6:09:29 PM EDT
Never made any sense to me how a pill could make the penis tissue bigger. [b]Makers of "Longitude" capsules shut down, assets seized [/b] C.P. Direct, the Phoenix-based distributors of Longitude penile enlargement pills, has been shut down by local authorities, following numerous complaints that its product that promised results within months of taking its supposedly potent yet costly pills, Phoenix law enforcement officials said. The initial cost of the pills was $59.99, plus shipping and handling for a month's supply and $39.99 a month thereafter. Records showed the pills cost $2.50 per bottle to manufacture. Among the items seized were a Lamborghini, Rolls Royce, Ferrari and Bentley, $20 million in bank accounts and $3 million in cash. So, if you bought some of these pills for your tiny pecker, better call your lawyer and get your money back. http://chron.edgecity.net/story/2002/5/30/225715/688
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 6:11:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kalifornia: So do they really work? Is it worth the $50+ for a month supply? I already heard about LT's results (I don't need proof. I'll take his word for it) and was wondering if it didn't work for someone else.
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Why? Having problems measuring up?[:D]
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 6:16:47 PM EDT
To hell with them pills!! What you do is get a 4lb brick and some bailing wire. Tie one end of the wire to the brick and the.... Well you get the idea. Guarantee you will get results. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 6:19:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2002 6:24:50 PM EDT by SSD]
The exercise program that I [s]used[/s].. er.. was told about, does work. That is all I have to say on this mater. Except, Capitalist, like in the other thread, you can never have enough gun… [:D][sex] SSD
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 7:47:46 PM EDT
I now know far more about kalifornia than I ever wanted to.
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 8:18:37 PM EDT
I saw a commercial the other night with Ron Jeremy selling pretty much the same thing. I think they were calling them "Extends" or something like that now.
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 8:29:19 PM EDT
I'll tell you what you should do. Go to your local porno/adult shop and get a good penis pump. Something over $50! Dont get a cheapo 10 dollar pump. Start using it sparingly and work your way to doing it every other day. Make sure you dont use until you start feeling the suction through your urethra (that can cause a lot of problems) and you also need to give your penis a break as well on occasions. Also, after you get good at using your pump, you penis will turn purple because of all the blood that has been sucked into your penis. Make sure you DO NOT have any sexual activities with yourself or someone else until it has returned back to normal color and it is not painful in the core of your penis. You have to make sure you give the Lymph inside your penis that is getting worked out time to heal itself, much like when you go to the gym and do some lifting, you wouldn't go out an hour or two or three later and try to carry bricks or dig a well. I hope this helps! [beer]
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 8:51:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cretescreeder: To hell with them pills!! What you do is get a 4lb brick and some bailing wire. [:D]
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Made me flinch just thinking about it.
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 8:53:59 PM EDT
Why would you care about the size of your penis,You Kalifornions all have balls and don't use them either! The reason you are where you are now is because the voters dont have balls enough to change things withen your state Gov now! So why worry about your pricks,as you have enough of them Governing now! Bob [8D]
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 11:03:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2002 11:05:52 PM EDT by LAgunman2K]
bobbyjack -- he wasnt talking about the state of kalif, but the Member named "kalifornia". any person who thinks pills, pumps or any other strange voodoo witch doctoring will make there dick bigger DESERVES to get there money stolen from them. i believe surgery is the only way to increase your manhood, and even that only makes your willy fatter Not longer, but fatter is usually what gives women pleasure, and not the length. why do americans believe that ALL cures must come in PILL form? are american men the only ones that are concerned with there size and equate it with masculinity? are the americans that only ones DUMB enough to buy into that larger dick pills? larger breast pills and creams? edit to say -- dont worry about the size, JUST BE HAPPY YOU GOT ONE.
Link Posted: 7/26/2002 11:10:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SWIRE: I heard that company got shut down for scamming millions of dollars from people for a product that didn't work.
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no shit, I wish Id thought of it...
Link Posted: 7/27/2002 8:51:05 AM EDT
I never said I had a little pecker. I was just wondering if they worked. I KNOW a few of us here have taken them. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/27/2002 8:54:11 AM EDT
I am telling you from personal experience. Go to GNC and get some LIQUID Yohimbie extract. It's also called yohimbine. It's expensive, but if you take a vial before nookie, you and your partner will be very pleased. WARNING... do some research before using it though. It's got some side effects and medical warnings.
Link Posted: 7/27/2002 9:47:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/27/2002 9:49:15 AM EDT by deadeye47]
Originally Posted By bobbyjack: Why would you care about the size of your penis,You Kalifornions all have balls and don't use them either! The reason you are where you are now is because the voters dont have balls enough to change things withen your state Gov now! So why worry about your pricks,as you have enough of them Governing now! Bob [8D]
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HEHEHE What he said! Course we have the same problems in OK......[rolleyes]
Link Posted: 7/27/2002 1:51:42 PM EDT
They worked. My cock is HUGE. Balming
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