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Posted: 2/3/2001 6:48:10 PM EDT
The one and only.......
[size=4]MALL NINJA[/size=4]


 Three pages that will have you rolling
Link Posted: 2/3/2001 7:46:53 PM EDT
Dude, Thats the best, I was lmao. I think his po wittle feewings were hurt.
Ninja mall security is much more dangerous than I gave it credit.
Now I wont be able to go to the Mall without busting up when I see one of his posse providing safe passage for my fellow shoppers.
Link Posted: 2/3/2001 8:30:38 PM EDT
THAT my friends was the biggest laugh I've had all week [:D] Thanks
Link Posted: 2/3/2001 8:48:23 PM EDT
 His Identity has been revealed.
 In a seldom seen look into the Mall security office, we see one of americas elite.
Link Posted: 2/3/2001 8:55:43 PM EDT
LOL, you blew it man, you were supposed to get a new name and post "Gecko 45"'s postings in here word for word.

Problem is somebody would recognize it, it was originally on GlockTalk for those here who haven't figured it out yet.  It was so good that somebody decided to save it for future posting references.

300, I see you're spreading the joy that is "The Mall Ninja"

Everybody seems to want those "ninja shoes" that allow him to climb up walls.
Link Posted: 2/3/2001 8:57:28 PM EDT
 Hey UG

 I reposted it off of your post on Sniper country, I thought the guys could use a laugh.

Link Posted: 2/3/2001 8:57:45 PM EDT
ROTFLMAO.... I can imagine this 65 yr old mall security guy walking around in tac gear, MP5, tac holster with an HK. Instead of jak boots he's wearing Tabi(ninja boots), a Katana slung over the shoulder, and a rapel rope on his waist.
Link Posted: 2/3/2001 10:09:35 PM EDT
This guy is certifiable.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 5:12:28 AM EDT
Yeah - I saw the article previosuly. Frigging pathetic....mall Ninja/SEAL wanna-be's who probably can't hack it in the AIR FORCE :)
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 4:00:17 PM EDT
that was good.  I think i have run into this nut before
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 4:15:15 PM EDT
I see someone's saved Gecko_45's post from Glock Talk.  That was ****ing hilarious!
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 6:50:16 PM EDT
Thanks......I needed that...LMAO...
Link Posted: 2/6/2001 8:10:19 AM EDT
if only he offered a training class..
Link Posted: 2/6/2001 10:11:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/6/2001 12:49:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/6/2001 2:07:22 PM EDT
"Soldier of Fiction"
I am still laughin'.
Link Posted: 2/6/2001 2:28:09 PM EDT
Just came home from a crappy day at work - I reeely needed that! Thanks 300yd!
Link Posted: 2/6/2001 4:17:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/6/2001 10:47:51 PM EDT
this has gone to far first I get nothing but crap from glock talk about a very serious question and now you have to drag it over here. what the hell is wrong with you people dont you understand the types of danger I face every day!
Link Posted: 2/6/2001 11:07:43 PM EDT
holy flippen turds he is here also?
Link Posted: 2/6/2001 11:17:29 PM EDT
LMAO! That was pretty damn good, man.
Link Posted: 2/7/2001 5:22:40 AM EDT
No more I might loose control of my bladder. This guy has got to be at the mall of Louisiana in Baton Rouge.
Link Posted: 2/7/2001 6:12:12 AM EDT
Can't you see him driving a golf cart in a tac vest...Too damn funny.

Also, Duct taping a balistic panel might be the dumbest thing I have heard.  Then again, I don't have mall snipers trying to put .308 bullets in my back.  
Link Posted: 2/7/2001 6:18:34 AM EDT
Oh the visuals!  I havent laughed that hard on AR15.com in a loooong time!

bwahahahaha!  LMAOROTF!

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