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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:13:40 PM EST
[#1]
Oh who cares about that-
Why cats? They were a dumb idea. And why do women have to like the obnoxious things? Can't a guy get some without having to dodge a litter box and hairballs. Signed- A disgruntled creation |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:18:49 PM EST
[#2]
Too scary!!
Your locked! Oh I can't do that, but if I could...This Yahweh shit is scary! |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:19:57 PM EST
[#3]
Jesus built my AR [:D]
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:21:52 PM EST
[#4]
AR's, weapon of choice for oppressing forces.
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:28:54 PM EST
[#5]
Hey Jesus, What about the FN FAL? You could build two FALs for the price of one M1A.
Wait a minute... God wouldn't like an outdated POS like the M1A!! Everyone knows Jews are Gods choosen people so: Jews+IMI=GodsFavoriteweapons So Jesus must like the Uzi! |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:33:02 PM EST
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Fred from Shotgun news is a jew (right?) and he says the Cherry wood looks much better on the M1, are you claiming that one of your choosen peoples is actually wrong? Could that have other implications?
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:39:21 PM EST
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Ummm...not to be a nitpicker, but Jehoshua (Jesus in Greek) was the son of a carpenter.
Yahweh is the name of the Old Testament God the Father. |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:40:11 PM EST
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Quoted: Ummm...not to be a nitpicker, but Jehoshua (Jesus in Greek) was the son of a carpenter. Yahweh is the name of the Old Testament God the Father. It's BOG... again. |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:42:50 PM EST
[#9]
Yahweh, are you trying to make the Baby Jesus cry?
[BD] |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:45:34 PM EST
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[img]www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid20/p84914337ac52e389601fafd2cc0286a4/fdbc04a5.jpg[/img]
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:48:41 PM EST
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Yahweh
Why did you punish the fish when Eve ran into the river like that ? They were just swimming around having a good ol' time. And you go and punish them like that and make them all smell like pussy. Not that I mind the smell of pussy but it seemed to me a little harsh on the little guys. Of coarse I am just a human and don't know the mind of God. |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 2:55:25 PM EST
[#12]
Alpha- Beginning
Omega- Don R.[pyro][:K] |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 3:08:49 PM EST
[#13]
Hi, there!
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Posted: 5/15/2002 3:29:24 PM EST
[#14]
Quoted: Hi, there! Alpha- Beginning Omega- (Moderator of the moment)[pyro][:K] |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 5:06:38 PM EST
[#15]
When are you coming back Yahweh?
The second coming and all. |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 5:17:11 PM EST
[#16]
Quoted: My Children, I know there has been some speculation on this site about whether I prefer an AK-47 or an M16. Being an old carpenter, my preference is with the beautiful walnut of the M1A. I just wanted to set the record straight. -Christ. p.s. the M16 is a fine rifle too. Stop taking acid!!! Wingnut. ARH |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 6:28:35 PM EST
[#17]
Don't put to much faith in what you have been told, what much of the mutated religions preach, or twisted versions of history.
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Posted: 5/15/2002 6:30:28 PM EST
[#18]
Quoted: Don't put to much faith in what you have been told, what much of the mutated religions preach, or twisted versions of history. Can you at least answer the fish question ? Asswipe ! |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 6:33:56 PM EST
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Quoted: Can you at least answer the fish question ? Asswipe ! YahwehAsswipe doesn't answer questions, it only asks them. |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 6:39:03 PM EST
[#20]
Quoted: Don't put to much faith in what you have been told, what much of the mutated religions preach, or twisted versions of history. My Lord thou doest useth the wrong "to" -that should be "too"- does this answer some of those age old questions about the Divinity of Our Creator? Please do not smite me. And what about cats, You are ducking that one too. I could do better with a magic 8ball, at least it always gives an answer- and it doesn't complain about adultery either! |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 6:44:14 PM EST
[#21]
Cool,
Elohim. |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:14:10 PM EST
[#22]
Now don't expect DONR to get all the fun,I'll bet RAF likes the smell of burning[:K]in the morning. And dude you are getting way too close to those fish! Edited to ask do catfish have fur balls?
Bob [8D] |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 7:17:39 PM EST
[#23]
Hey Yehweh...
What do you think of DonR? I hear he's a really nice guy. |
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Posted: 5/15/2002 8:38:45 PM EST
[#24]
The Mac your're right it is BOG,When broughhaha asked him what he thought of DONR.. He got all clammy inside ,and knew a new death was in the making and split!
Bob [8D] |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:24:24 PM EST
[#25]
I am not here to answer silly questions or jump through hoops.
I do not want to be asked to explain the false stories from the bible or what a misguided preacher has told you. You must remember that religions have all been started by men with agendas. some good and some bad. |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:29:10 PM EST
[#26]
Quoted: I am not here to answer silly questions or jump through hoops. I do not want to be asked to explain the false stories from the bible or what a misguided preacher has told you. You must remember that religions have all been started by men with agendas. some good and some bad. Hey Jesus, in you last sentence you should have capitalized "Some". Always wanted to tell the the son of God he made a mistake. [:D] |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:30:48 PM EST
[#27]
Quoted: Hey Yehweh... What do you think of DonR? I hear he's a really nice guy. . |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:31:57 PM EST
[#28]
I'd ask what he thinks of carrots and gyrojets, but nah, wrong person.
Yahweh, what's your opinion of manna and machineguns? |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:35:52 PM EST
[#29]
Quoted: You must remember that religions have all been started by men with agendas. some good and some bad. Speaking of agendas, what is your's here at AR15.com? Also, seems how you're all knowing, how long will your stay here be?? |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:38:06 PM EST
[#30]
Quoted: Jesus built my AR [:D] "[b]NO MAN WITH A GOOD AR NEEDS TO BE JUSTIFIED[/b]" |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:38:07 PM EST
[#31]
Seleh.
[8D] |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:40:00 PM EST
[#32]
Quoted: I am not here to answer silly questions or jump through hoops. I do not want to be asked to explain the false stories from the bible or what a misguided preacher has told you. You must remember that religions have all been started by men with agendas. some good and some bad. My question isn't about false stories about the Bible or anything a misguided preacher has told me. [b]I just wanna know why you made fish smell like pussy. Can you at least answer that ?[/b] |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:51:10 PM EST
[#33]
Quoted: Quoted: I am not here to answer silly questions or jump through hoops. I do not want to be asked to explain the false stories from the bible or what a misguided preacher has told you. You must remember that religions have all been started by men with agendas. some good and some bad. My question isn't about false stories about the Bible or anything a misguided preacher has told me. [b]I just wanna know why you made fish smell like pussy. Can you at least answer that ?[/b] Dude, you got that BACKWARDS. |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:53:50 PM EST
[#34]
Quoted: Dude, you got that BACKWARDS. Read what I wrote on page one and it will make sense. |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 1:57:06 PM EST
[#35]
Quoted: Quoted: Dude, you got that BACKWARDS. Read what I wrote on page one and it will make sense. Yes my son, I see your point, forgive me for I am just a servant of Yahweh [:D] |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 2:15:54 PM EST
[#36]
Ooh look. Yahweh sent me an instant message.
"not with that attitude." I guess he took offense to me calling him an asswipe. Ok, Im sorry [s]"ASSWIPE"[/s], oops! I mean Yahweh. Forgive me. There. Feel better. [s]Now answer my question about the fish please.[/s] I mean will you answer my question about the fish ? |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 2:22:55 PM EST
[#37]
Bible also WARNS us about others coming in his name, so that would make you the anti-christ[devil]
But I think your more of a troll[;)] |
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Posted: 5/16/2002 2:31:29 PM EST
[#38]
Quoted: Ooh look. Yahweh sent me an instant message. "not with that attitude." I guess he took offense to me calling him an asswipe. Ok, Im sorry [s]"ASSWIPE"[/s], oops! I mean Yahweh. Forgive me. There. Feel better. [s]Now answer my question about the fish please.[/s] I mean will you answer my question about the fish ? [:D] |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 8:42:25 AM EST
[#39]
You know who is the strongest.
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Posted: 5/17/2002 8:51:35 AM EST
[#40]
Yahweh would not have to mention strength, therefore Yah man you need to head back to your other screenname.
[devil] |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 8:53:00 AM EST
[#41]
Quoted: Yahweh would not have to mention strength, therefore Yah man you need to head back to your other screenname. [devil] Which one? |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 8:56:30 AM EST
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Quoted: You know who is the strongest. Blah blah-this is the 21st century, I expect more from a diety. Let's see a burning bush, or how about some lightning bolts? It's Friday afternoon, how about a couple of Valkyries for after work drinks, although I sure ain't going back to "their" place. Come on Big Guy, hook a brother up. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 8:57:55 AM EST
[#43]
Quoted: Quoted: Yahweh would not have to mention strength, therefore Yah man you need to head back to your other screenname. [devil] Which one? So there are several? |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 9:17:47 AM EST
[#44]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Yahweh would not have to mention strength, therefore Yah man you need to head back to your other screenname. [devil] Which one? So there are several? There are a few newly registered members whose posts read suspiciously like BOG's. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 10:05:01 AM EST
[#45]
Quoted: You know who is the strongest. Well I expected more from an ASSWIPE who wants to call himself Yahweh. You can't even talk trash good enough to live up to the name. Your boring the shit out of me. I know Jr. High just let you guys out for the summer so maybe your out playing hide and go seek with your friends, or nintendo. If your going to call yourself this at least live up to the expectations of a trash talking God. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 10:14:24 AM EST
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Let's see - how should I respond to baiting posts by those lower on the evolutionary chain than trolls (you know who you are, BOG) .....
Here's my options..... 1. Hell is just a blast furnace to provide heat for my heavenly mansion to keep it all nice and toasty warm. And THANK YOU to those of you so WILLING to go there and provide fuel for the furnace. OR..... 2. "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." - John 3: 16 I'm leaning toward #2, but I could be persuaded to go with #1. [}:D] |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 1:13:51 PM EST
[#47]
Quoted: Quoted: You know who is the strongest. Well I expected more from an ASSWIPE who wants to call himself Yahweh. You can't even talk trash good enough to live up to the name. Your boring the shit out of me. I know Jr. High just let you guys out for the summer so maybe your out playing hide and go seek with your friends, or nintendo. If your going to call yourself this at least live up to the expectations of a trash talking God. |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 1:20:04 PM EST
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I did not realize that when I started to communicate on this forum that I was responsible for your entertainment. Well now you know ASSWIPE. You are here just for me so start answering my questions. I wanna know about the fish. Right Now !!! And hurry the hell up before you mommy finds out you are on the computer again. Answer them and everyone else's question before you go out and play again. [IMG]http://www.unique-hardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/tweetz/bootyshake.gif[/IMG] |
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Posted: 5/17/2002 1:24:30 PM EST
[#49]
This pointless thread has degenerated into an equally pointless pissing contest. Thread locked as per board rule 4.
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