well, just ordered mine,............

Just because you're paranoid DOESN'T MEAN that they aren't really out to get you...

[b]Do not.. I repeat do NOT fall for this..[/b]

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Had a “friend” that bought it in good faith. Then went about he’s daily routine feeling good about himself cause he had made the choice to buy that insurance policy instead of that cheap porno on ebay… he felt like he was being reponsable and a good husband< you know .. thinking about the future and all.. >
Then one day the inevitable happened… he went and got himself abducted..  
All the while that he Was being anally probed he was thinking …well at least I got that insurance money coming…  when it was over he even got them to sign a affidavit stating that he was indeed abucted…< for the UFO policy >


Well come to find out.. the damn policy has a clause in it that clearly states it does not cover you in the event of an anal probing !!!!!!! < who ever reads the small print? >


Cluster…