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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:40:34 AM EDT
Every morning I am blessed to wake up next to this. |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:41:15 AM EDT
[#1]
Fail
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:41:30 AM EDT
[#2]
If you say so.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:41:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:42:40 AM EDT
[#4]
Ata bare minimum, at least her toes arent mangled.
And the second toe ISNT longer than the big toe. Ive dumped chicks for that 
JK |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:42:42 AM EDT
[#5]
 Okay. fine,  Congrats. Have some more beer.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:42:43 AM EDT
[#6]
It's a MAN baby!
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:42:51 AM EDT
[#7]
Headless corpse?
Many members here are still jealous. |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:42:53 AM EDT
[#8]
She does not seem to be a morning person. Maybe thats just me though.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:43:31 AM EDT
[#9]
i see she is being courteous of the morning dragon breath syndrome.
Hell even ARFCOM wifes can't keep their feet out the picture |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:43:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:44:11 AM EDT
[#11]
Did you snuff her out with that pillow?
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:44:16 AM EDT
[#12]
I just have to ask, is the next step the trunk of the car, and a trip to the woods?
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:45:29 AM EDT
[#13]
I'd hit it.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:45:54 AM EDT
[#14]
I just wonder if the police will look at this picture as evidence.
Plenty of time to remove it. |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:45:57 AM EDT
[#15]
Suffocated with a pilow. Old school.
I like your style. |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:45:58 AM EDT
[#16]
That's good. Unless she's dead. Then that's bad.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:46:18 AM EDT
[#17]
Hey bud, it is ok if you didn't marry a woman with the face of an angel and the body of a Hawaiian Tropic girl. But it is just rude to be so ashamed you cover her up with a pillow and bedding.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:46:57 AM EDT
[#18]
This might have to get moved to botd
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:47:08 AM EDT
[#19]
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Ata bare minimum, at least her toes arent mangled.
And the second toe ISNT longer than the big toe. Ive dumped chicks for that
JK But aren't those KNEES? You know pointy KNEES? |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:47:09 AM EDT
[#20]
I'm not buying this as being a woman at all...where are the eleven differently sized/shaped pillows, without which no woman can sleep?
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:47:55 AM EDT
[#21]
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If you say so.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:48:55 AM EDT
[#22]
Nice... haha. I lol'd.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:49:53 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: I'm not buying this as being a woman at all...where are the eleven differently sized/shaped pillows, without which no woman can sleep? This man has a point! Male headless corpse? Still quite a few jealous members. |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:50:25 AM EDT
[#24]
An arm can be sexy.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:50:30 AM EDT
[#25]
Hey Honey, tell me if this smells like chloroform..."
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:50:45 AM EDT
[#26]
Why wasnt she up making your coffee and sammich for lunch? Women these days!!
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:51:00 AM EDT
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I'm not buying this as being a woman at all...where are the eleven differently sized/shaped pillows, without which no woman can sleep? She has 4 regular pillows for her head, a long body pillow that is most nights wedged between the mattress and the wall and another regular pillow for between the knees. I get one pillow and sometimes enough blanket to cover half of my belly. |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:51:04 AM EDT
[#28]
Feet,... meh.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:52:03 AM EDT
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Left hand: Grab the blanket, ready to pull.
Right hand: Jug of ice water, ready to pour. GO! |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:52:19 AM EDT
[#30]
Manfeet
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:52:54 AM EDT
[#31]
Reminds me of the Monty Python foot...
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Posted: 2/1/2011 11:56:34 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm not buying this as being a woman at all...where are the eleven differently sized/shaped pillows, without which no woman can sleep? She has 4 regular pillows for her head, a long body pillow that is most nights wedged between the mattress and the wall and another regular pillow for between the knees. I get one pillow and sometimes enough blanket to cover half of my belly. A couple more pillows, and we won't even need a damned mattress at my place. "Oooh, THIS one goes between my ring and middle fingers..." And don't even get me started about theft of covers. I have purposely snuck back under them just to flatulate wetly, then escape. |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:01:20 PM EDT
[#33]
A bit of a restless sleeper I see.
GM |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:03:03 PM EDT
[#34]
No hair on the toes is always a plus in my book.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:09:17 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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I'm not buying this as being a woman at all...where are the eleven differently sized/shaped pillows, without which no woman can sleep? She has 4 regular pillows for her head, a long body pillow that is most nights wedged between the mattress and the wall and another regular pillow for between the knees. I get one pillow and sometimes enough blanket to cover half of my belly. A couple more pillows, and we won't even need a damned mattress at my place. "Oooh, THIS one goes between my ring and middle fingers..." And don't even get me started about theft of covers. I have purposely snuck back under them just to flatulate wetly, then escape. I believe the pillow over the face is there specifically to prevent that, last night was penne pasta with green peppers, garlic, bacon and tomato sauce. (I will say the bacon was her idea +1, better than I thought it would be.) |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:13:35 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
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I'm not buying this as being a woman at all...where are the eleven differently sized/shaped pillows, without which no woman can sleep? She has 4 regular pillows for her head, a long body pillow that is most nights wedged between the mattress and the wall and another regular pillow for between the knees. I get one pillow and sometimes enough blanket to cover half of my belly. A couple more pillows, and we won't even need a damned mattress at my place. "Oooh, THIS one goes between my ring and middle fingers..." And don't even get me started about theft of covers. I have purposely snuck back under them just to flatulate wetly, then escape. I believe the pillow over the face is there specifically to prevent that, last night was penne pasta with green peppers, garlic, bacon and tomato sauce. (I will say the bacon was her idea +1, better than I thought it would be.) At least she thinks tactically; always a plus. I've seriously considered a week's worth of a cauliflower/anchovy/Steel Reserve diet, just to inflict the most vile flatus upon the Housewench for cover theft. Except, I'm at an age where one simply cannot trust a fart to remain nonproductive.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:14:44 PM EDT
[#37]
Well played!
You will fit in nicely here. |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:15:52 PM EDT
[#38]
She never looked better?
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:16:37 PM EDT
[#39]
If she finds out about this we will read about your death in the newspaper.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:17:48 PM EDT
[#40]
wtf, do you sleep on the floor? do people not have beds any more?
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:25:31 PM EDT
[#41]
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and I'll even add a for good measure.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:27:37 PM EDT
[#42]
Lovely, just lovely.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:29:19 PM EDT
[#43]
LOL!
nice troll thread. IB you know who |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:30:16 PM EDT
[#44]
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If she finds out about this we will read about your death in the newspaper. I will leave you my Ovaltine decoder ring. |
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:32:22 PM EDT
[#45]
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I just wonder if the police will look at this picture as evidence. Plenty of time to remove it. Too late, already downloaded in dozens of mom's basements by now.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:34:54 PM EDT
[#46]
kinda cute
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:37:15 PM EDT
[#47]
Win!
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:37:28 PM EDT
[#48]
is that pre Bukhara ?
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:38:12 PM EDT
[#49]
i think its actually the op in that pic.
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Posted: 2/1/2011 12:39:29 PM EDT
[#50]
wouldn't be surprised if its a real doll.
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