Now, as some of you may know, I'm an artist, and not a very shabby one, at that. So, I've decided to put my skills up as a gift to somebody.
To the winner goes a choice of:
1. A pencil drawing, on good-quality paper, of your favorite firearm.
2. A piece of pro-capitalist propaganda art, done in Illustrator and printed on good paper, as well as a CD with the .ai file for reproductions.
3. Your favorite passage from a holy book, done in calligraphy on very fine, false-aged paper, with illuminations. I can do Hebrew, Greek, unembellished Arabic, Latin, and English, and most calligraphic scripts, though I'm most comfortable with Gothic and Uncial.
I'm flexible, however, and could do, say, a logo design or somesuch. Here are my limitations: I will not draw sexual acts, violence, or nudity. I cannot draw in the Anime style, and have a little trouble with non-stylized human faces. The maximum size the final product can be is up to 9"x14". I'm very busy, so my turnaround time may be up to a few months. Hey, don't complain, you're getting something free, and it may be worth something someday.
Here's how to win: Send to me an essay of 100-300 words, of which the topic is why you deserve to win. It may be humorous or serious. Also, tell me your ARFCOM screename, and whether or not I have permission to post your essay here. Whichever one I like best (or hate least) wins. Whether I like you or not, and whether you give me permission to post your essay here, has no bearing on your essay's ranking.
The contest will run from 18:00 EST January 22 (6:00pm EST today), to 1800 EST January 28 (6:00pm EST next Saturday). Send the essay to:
[email protected]Subject: art contest
Good luck!
(Edit: I don't know if this should be stickied or not... if the mods decide to, that'd probably be good)