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Posted: 10/5/2010 6:42:03 PM EDT
I have contacted an ex girlfriend of his. Apparently, she is willing to be the stripper for the group of guys.


Should I contract her services? I think it might be awkward.
Link Posted: 10/5/2010 6:43:36 PM EDT
So in on this one.

If my ex were a stripper, nothing would bring me greater satisfaction than making her painfully aware that she is missing out.
Link Posted: 10/5/2010 6:44:39 PM EDT
Awkward. Plenty of strippers out there.
Link Posted: 10/5/2010 6:45:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/5/2010 6:46:34 PM EDT by DanTSX]
Dude no. This is supposed to be your friend, and you are going to drop a naked dancing drama bomb on his lap? WTF man!?!?!

Order him some strippers of a different ethnicity than his if you want to make it awkward.


Make the ex strip for you personally. HIT THAT SHIT! (but don't tell your buddy)
Link Posted: 10/5/2010 6:45:31 PM EDT
That won't cause problems with the new wife.
Link Posted: 10/5/2010 6:47:06 PM EDT
Fuck the drama and just get sloppy drunk.

Friggin bachelor parties and their "make you think" head games.
Link Posted: 10/5/2010 6:47:23 PM EDT
He'll, what could go wrong???


Link Posted: 10/5/2010 6:48:30 PM EDT
I guess my invite got lost in the mail?
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 8:54:40 PM EDT
She now says she will do it for free as long as we can arrange for her to get a baby sitter for the weekend.

Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:07:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By patchouli:
She now says she will do it for free as long as we can arrange for her to get a baby sitter for the weekend.


Ewwww. Worn out pie.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:10:10 PM EDT
You sound like a great friend. Just don't forget to secretly video everything and send it to his wife on their wedding night.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:16:50 PM EDT
What is her name?
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:16:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By patchouli:
She now says she will do it for free as long as we can arrange for her to get a baby sitter for the weekend.



Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:30:22 PM EDT
I sort of set up a bachelor party for a friend a few years ago when he was getting married and I was his best man.

There were no ex-girlfriend strippers, but we did have a lot of shooting, tannerite, flares and propane tanks.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:35:46 PM EDT
Well I dont think he would be to happy with seeing an ex strip.

Btw.. Post pics if you know what's good for you.

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Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:38:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/25/2010 9:38:58 PM EDT by txgp17]
You're going to get a girl to show him stuff he's already seen, and moved on from?
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:42:36 PM EDT
I would pass on seeing my ex strip for me
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:44:07 PM EDT
This thread is desperately in need of some pics before any logical discussion can commence. Get to it.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:47:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kayamana:
This thread is desperately in need of some pics before any logical discussion can commence. Get to it.

Once again, the first fifteenth post nails it.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:48:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/25/2010 9:49:12 PM EDT by Shooter17]
Originally Posted By kayamana:
This thread is desperately in need of some pics before any logical discussion can commence. Get to it.


wtf took us so long to get to the important part??
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:48:53 PM EDT
that is one of the most fucked up, lamest ideas I've heard in a while.. great friend you are
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:49:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By txgp17:
You're going to get a girl to show him stuff he's already seen, and moved on from?


Right.

Gonna go with everyone else and say its a bad idea...I know seeing my ex would completely ruin my night instantly.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:49:48 PM EDT
OMFG...you HAVE to post that shit on youtube.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:54:42 PM EDT
I wish I had pics of my bro's bachelor party in 1994.

It was epic. One of the guys runs a stripper business, so he brought his three best girls. Killer bods! Picture 20 guys taking shots of tequila and licking lime and salt off their nipples and landing strip.

Two hour later picture 20 drunk dudes in pussy animal mode, shirts off, with limes in their hair and their faces covered in salt. Fucking primal.

Then we had a party afterward. I'll tell you, the girls that came to the party were nervous as hell. You could see it in their eyes. They were thinking...

Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:56:07 PM EDT
Why would he want someone he's already not only seen naked but fucked six ways from Sunday to be the stripper at his bachelor party? If you still want to hire her at least have the decency to hire another stripper too.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 10:04:25 PM EDT
This is hands down the dumbest idea I have ever heard!

Pay some strippers. Don't be cheap or witty.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 10:10:05 PM EDT
I see the hidden equation! You are a genius!


1. Invite Grooms stripper ex to party
2. Get Groom Drunk
3. Allow drunk other dudes to video her fucking groom like whore
4. Get the revenge fuck from bride after wedding called off
5. Find new patsy friend that you don't like but whom can find women outside of your level
6. Repeat.

Link Posted: 10/25/2010 10:18:14 PM EDT
OP must be trying to sabotage the guy's marriage, when his wife inevitably finds out the ex was there.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 10:20:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By txgp17:
You're going to get a girl to show him stuff he's already seen, and moved on from?


Just what I was thinking.
Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:17:37 PM EDT
In on one? Oh, and don't fo!

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Link Posted: 10/25/2010 11:51:44 PM EDT
That is the greatest idea I've heard in along time!

However I got a fucked up since of humor.

Get her and one other to do the stripping.

Look at it this way. She is an ex for a reason.

He will have no regrets going into his marriage.

Just my .02
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 12:04:40 AM EDT
trolling are we????? no wife in there right mind would find this ok, yes funny as hell for everyone there, but not cool at all for the soon to be husband, likewise if the wify found out she would fing be pissed. im thinking she would let strippers possibly slide but having an ex as a stripper cant really seeing her letting that one go.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 12:44:24 AM EDT
don't do it. if wife ever finds out wshe will be convinced he fucked her or wsomething since he didn't share that info with her.


It's just a bad idea.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 12:50:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By victorgonzales:
don't do it. if wife ever finds out wshe will be convinced he fucked her or wsomething since he didn't share that info with her.


It's just a bad idea.



Yeah, fuck it. We'll go the "traditional" route.

Would have been funny though.

well, maybe not.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 12:55:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By utb1528:
This is hands down the dumbest idea I have ever heard!

Pay some strippers. Don't be cheap or witty.

That is the key. More than 1. Tier 1 quality preferably.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:01:54 AM EDT
sounds like a great idea , just make sure there's a prenup
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:43:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:47:50 AM EDT
in on 1
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:50:53 AM EDT
oh, c'mon! you've got to do it!

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:13:46 AM EDT
Tell her to come audition for you , bang her out and then tell her you are looking for somone with more talent.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 6:27:47 AM EDT
I almost accidentally hired my brothers college fuck-buddy to strip for his bachelor party. The was the best looking one at the bar, and I was going to approach her and then my brother got there. She sees him and goes "Is that you? It's been years...."

after the reunion was over I asked if he would like her at his party and he simply said "That would be a very, VERY bad idea."
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 6:33:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 6:34:12 AM EDT by JeffTheOtherDude]
Get the ex girlfriend as the stripper and instead of a big white elephant being in the room it'll be a Drama Lhama instead of the big White Elephant.


Link Posted: 10/26/2010 6:34:21 AM EDT
No way, that would ruin her for him of ever needing some (Side action) if the marriage started to go bad. He could never straight face go there again knowing his boys were all over her!....
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 6:41:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By metroplex:

Originally Posted By utb1528:
This is hands down the dumbest idea I have ever heard!

Pay some strippers. Don't be cheap or witty.

That is the key. More than 1. Tier 1 quality preferably.


Exactly, and strippers who require you to pay for their baby sitter at NOT Tier 1
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 7:43:43 AM EDT
FAIL.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 7:48:13 AM EDT
You would go from friend to outcasted douche if you were my friend and pulled that shit.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 7:49:59 AM EDT
Don't do it. If his fiancee finds out I bet she would be furious.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 7:52:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 7:53:36 AM EDT by patio87]
Originally Posted By RichR:
OP must be trying to sabotage the guy's marriage, when his wife inevitably finds out the ex was there.


The ex willing to do it for free probabaly has the same ideas... something along the lines of "Oooh, look what me and your hubby did the night before you got married!!!".

But yeah, you should do it...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 7:59:02 AM EDT
What could possibly go wrong?

There sure as shit better be an AAR...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 8:01:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:
What could possibly go wrong?








There sure as shit better be an AAR...


Link Posted: 10/26/2010 8:02:33 AM EDT
DO IT
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