Why, oh why, do all feminine hygene products use the same exact nasty ass smelling fragrance of "hosiptal wing disinfectant + cheap perfume"????????????????????

I'm not sexist.  I fully appreciate that the "monthly bill" women have to deal with is a pain in the ass us guys are lucky to avoid.  I fully acknowledge that if we men had to deal with shit like that (not to mention childbirth), the human race would likely die out.   But, fuck's sake, I also appreciate, and I believe WOMEN appreciate, if their products didn't fucking announce to everyone in the office that they're currently "mid cycle."   Some shit is personal.   I mean, who would like it if hemoroid medication had a specific, easily recognized, STRONG fragrance so everyone knew you were using Prep H!?!?!   Or if there was a single, easily recognized and immediately discernable fragrance put into jock itch spray?!  No freaking way anyone would deal with that, I should think.    

I get so fucking annoyed when I walk by women I work with and have to smell that specific perfume smell they use on that feminine hygene crap.   It even seems the same across brands!

Geez.. .you'd think they'd come up with a better fragrance.  Or add some activated charcol to the mix to tone it down or something.

Yes, I am a fucking asshole today.

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you're such a douche

apparantly Gonzo isn't getting any any time soon.

They should make it smell like beer or pizza.

Yes, I am a fucking asshole today.

  Are you on the rag, buddy?

For goodness sake, WHY!!!?!?!?!! WHY did I click this thread?

Quoted: They should make it smell like beer or pizza.

Now that would be odd!

I told my girlfriend that if she wore "gun oil" I would find it attractive.  She looked at me like I was joking, when I did not laugh she looked worried.

Perhaps some Hoppes #9?

Is it that strong of a fragrance? I've never noticed it or maybe I don't know what to look for. Can you really smell their crotch that well?

I guess that's the best at killing that fish smell..    why mess with success...

Don't ask me to explain why, but this thread has an MPI of 9.7.

Speaking of segues, I like Red Wing boots. I earned mine when I was 16!

Jeez, color me stupid. I always thought it was because the desk was made from planks off the shithouse door on a tuna boat.

Just be glad they use them.  I used to work with one chick who could kill a cow at 200 yards with the smell from her cooter.  

Quoted: They should make it smell like beer or pizza.

They should have the fragrance of 2day old cans of TUNA FISH!!

TWO WORDS



SUMMER'S EVE

    I am personally glad it has a rank odor. Thats natures way of saying KEEP OUT!!!.


    If it smelled like pizza and beer. I may tempted to go in for a looksee.

No redwings for me, but usually once you get past the smell you got it licked.

Come on--having fun is one thing but there's no need to carry things to vulgar extremes--1.) Posting derogatory comments of a racial, religious, or sexual nature.