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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:13:58 AM EDT
Dirty sex is GREAT I say. But the mess can be a pain to clean up. Well, heres an easy cleanup for dirty sex.
Make dirty sex clean! 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:14:43 AM EDT
[#1]
Not gonna click that
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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:17:50 AM EDT
[#2]
Dont worry, the link isnt ABOUT dirty sex, its about making dirty sex CLEAN! 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:22:50 AM EDT
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So... who usually ends up in the "wet spot"? Too funny.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:36:12 AM EDT
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So......these people are actually getting some and they have the nerve to whine about how messy it is?
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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:38:12 AM EDT
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Yea, damned ingrates |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:45:15 AM EDT
[#6]
When your a veritable Fabio, a James Bond incarnate like myself, you have the pick of the litter..... 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:48:18 AM EDT
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I get my pick of the litter too, but the mama-san charges more for the better looking ones. |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 2:48:56 AM EDT
[#8]
 You get charged more for the hotties too eh? Damn the luck I say!! |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 3:16:03 AM EDT
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Bah, use a towel. And as far as the wet spot.. She made the mess she can sleep in it.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 3:27:25 AM EDT
[#10]
+1 on the towel part at least
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Posted: 10/19/2004 3:37:10 AM EDT
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Hell when your married it don't matter who has the wet spot. Waking up with the sheets stuck to you and your face glazed over like a donut makes it worth it
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Posted: 10/19/2004 3:50:52 AM EDT
[#12]
+2 |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 3:51:02 AM EDT
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not sure if I'm gonna click on that link here at work, but I will say that (looking back) it's quite funny that you know that part of foreplay is getting a towel outta the closet!
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Posted: 10/19/2004 4:02:35 AM EDT
[#14]
Sex in the shower. no mess, no problem
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Posted: 10/19/2004 4:04:59 AM EDT
[#15]
First time my wife ever had an orgasm was when I was....Well, lets say I had a dinner of Red Snapper. Goddamn I thought I was gonna drown!! 
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Posted: 10/19/2004 6:32:45 AM EDT
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WHAT THE FERRY FUCK
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Posted: 10/19/2004 6:34:31 AM EDT
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Dirty sex is the only sex. If my girl doesn't look like a freshly glazed donut from head to toe when were done, I consider myself a failure.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 6:39:19 AM EDT
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Fornicate, copulate, have no date, masturbate.
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Posted: 10/19/2004 6:40:49 AM EDT
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I couldn't wait to click on that link, and then it didn't work. What a dry hump.  Zen "This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine" |
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Posted: 10/19/2004 6:46:57 AM EDT
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A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
+1 |
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