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Posted: 10/19/2004 1:13:58 AM EST
Dirty sex is GREAT I say. But the mess can be a pain to clean up. Well, heres an easy cleanup for dirty sex.

Make dirty sex clean!

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:14:43 AM EST
Not gonna click that
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:17:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Not gonna click that



Dont worry, the link isnt ABOUT dirty sex, its about making dirty sex CLEAN!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:22:50 AM EST
So... who usually ends up in the "wet spot"? Too funny.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:36:12 AM EST
So......these people are actually getting some and they have the nerve to whine about how messy it is?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:38:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
So......these people are actually getting some and they have the nerve to whine about how messy it is?




Yea, damned ingrates
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:45:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
So......these people are actually getting some and they have the nerve to whine about how messy it is?



When your a veritable Fabio, a James Bond incarnate like myself, you have the pick of the litter.....
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:48:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
So......these people are actually getting some and they have the nerve to whine about how messy it is?



When your a veritable Fabio, a James Bond incarnate like myself, you have the pick of the litter.....



I get my pick of the litter too, but the mama-san charges more for the better looking ones.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 1:48:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
So......these people are actually getting some and they have the nerve to whine about how messy it is?



When your a veritable Fabio, a James Bond incarnate like myself, you have the pick of the litter.....



I get my pick of the litter too, but the mama-san charges more for the better looking ones.




You get charged more for the hotties too eh? Damn the luck I say!!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:16:03 AM EST
Bah, use a towel. And as far as the wet spot.. She made the mess she can sleep in it.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:27:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By inzane123:
Bah, use a towel. And as far as the wet spot.. She made the mess she can sleep in it.



+1 on the towel part at least
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:37:10 AM EST
Hell when your married it don't matter who has the wet spot. Waking up with the sheets stuck to you and your face glazed over like a donut makes it worth it
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:50:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By Skammy:

Originally Posted By inzane123:
Bah, use a towel. And as far as the wet spot.. She made the mess she can sleep in it.



+1 on the towel part at least



+2
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 2:51:02 AM EST
not sure if I'm gonna click on that link here at work, but I will say that (looking back) it's quite funny that you know that part of foreplay is getting a towel outta the closet!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 3:02:35 AM EST
Sex in the shower. no mess, no problem
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 3:04:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 3:05:41 AM EST by Specop_007]

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Hell when your married it don't matter who has the wet spot. Waking up with the sheets stuck to you and your face glazed over like a donut makes it worth it





First time my wife ever had an orgasm was when I was....Well, lets say I had a dinner of Red Snapper. Goddamn I thought I was gonna drown!!
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:32:45 AM EST
WHAT THE FERRY FUCK
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:34:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 5:35:28 AM EST by M4]
Dirty sex is the only sex. If my girl doesn't look like a freshly glazed donut from head to toe when were done, I consider myself a failure.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:39:19 AM EST
Fornicate, copulate, have no date, masturbate.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:40:49 AM EST

I couldn't wait to click on that link, and then it didn't work.

What a dry hump.


Zen




"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 5:46:57 AM EST
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
+1
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