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Posted: 9/1/2015 3:39:16 PM EDT
Thermometer?












The taste
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 3:40:27 PM EDT
Did you hear about the kid that was hit on the left side?









He's all Right now!!!
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 3:46:20 PM EDT
Taste...
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 3:46:30 PM EDT
Swing and a miss.

Twice.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 3:57:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2015 3:58:46 PM EDT by Him]


I guess a good rule of thumb might be "The one you wouldn't want shoved up your ass is the oral one."
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:00:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By InternationalM:
Thermometer?












The taste
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Read more, post less.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:00:09 PM EDT
does it taste like shit ? there is your answer
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:00:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Him:
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I guess a good rule of thumb might be "The one you wouldn't want shoved up your ass is the oral one."
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I wouldn't want to shove either one up my ass.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:01:43 PM EDT
Oral thermometers have a longer Mercury ampule/bulb (the silver thing at the bottom of the thermometer).

Rectal thermometers have a shorter Mercury ampule/bulb.

Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:02:42 PM EDT
Poop thread
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:07:00 PM EDT
All thermometers are rectal if you're brave enough.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:08:15 PM EDT
They are or were, also color coded.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:27:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkHatfield:
They are or were, also color coded.
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How? I have no recollection of that.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:35:31 PM EDT
LOL
this past spring we had a couple nasty bugs go through the house......
it hit the wife and i first....then the kids.
after i had already used the thermometer on myself multiple times (orally) i saw my wife use the same one on the kids - under their arms...
"yeah, i always do that!"

 
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 4:36:59 PM EDT
Please don't be from WV

Please don't be from ... dammit!
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:37:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By hushpuppy:
Please don't be from WV

Please don't be from ... dammit!
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Its a joke lighten up.... Could be a hammermill or a tranny, or some other shit....
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