nigel and heath prepare to go over their pre-fligh checklist as they taxi their sopwith-avro hawker tornado down the runway at dorchester rafb...
nigel...pumps to full?
heath...sorry, old boy, the gage is on the fritz, but the merlin seems to be hitting on all 9!
n...flaps set to 15°?
h...appears to be, but the servos are shorting and they do appear to be vibrating just a tad.
n...right then! how about the altimeter setting?
h...out of service, sir! we're awaiting spares from the brighton factory...i hear the latest shipment for the rover defenders are being diverted our way.
n...hydraulic pressure?
h...well, the vickers pumps are spinning full tilt, but the tachometers seem to report zero rpm's.
n...how about the turbine intake temperature?
h...showning an idicated 1400c sir...slightly less warm than the surface of the sun.
n...by jove, i think we're all set for takeoff!
h...jolly good, sir! throttle to full...brakes released...airspeed showing minus 24 knots indicated sir.
n...blast! the damn heater is stuck on! taxi'ing back to the hanger for service. please be a good sport and ring up tony for us.