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Posted: 12/14/2013 3:30:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2013 4:05:18 AM EST by NoVaRight]
I have spent the last 10 minutes laughing my head off, after giving my two guys some catnip.

The effect is hilarious!!! What in the sam hell is in catnip? I sprinkled two pinches on two areas of the floor a foot apart, and my idiots rolled around in them, and went spastic. I had to separate the two of them a few times, as their play fighting started to get too aggressive. They didn't eat or lick the catnip, they just sort of sniffed it and rolled around in it, like two retarded monkeys fighting over a football.

Still, funny as all hell.

ETA; Now they're placid and wiped out, just crashed on the floor.

ETA 2; In this thread, get your kittehs doped up, throw some gunz and cashish at them, and post the pics.

Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:34:21 AM EST
Fucking dopers.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:35:12 AM EST
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Fucking dopers.
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Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:36:18 AM EST
Now post some pics of them rolling around in the stuff, throw some $$$ around them and put a Glock next to them.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:37:18 AM EST
Cat crack
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:39:48 AM EST
Only users lose drugs.

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Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:41:11 AM EST
It's something about the minty smell. Tea Tree oil will do the same thing. Also, I think catnip tea is good for a stomach ache...
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:41:57 AM EST
God damned liberaltarian cats!
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:44:15 AM EST
I don't know, but it makes me want to crap in my neighbors sandbox
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:46:07 AM EST
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God damned liberaltarian cats!
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Says the guy who moved to Somalia....

We have 3 cats. Our big Maincoon male goes absolutely crazy for it. The black female kinda likes it, but not crazy about it. The third one is a shorthair that doesn't like it at all. He recoils from it like he can't stand the smell. It doesn't affect him at all. (Shrug).
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:46:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2013 3:48:07 AM EST by R_Fury]
My wife had the brilliant idea to plant catnip in the back yard. A lot of it.[imp]http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_thinking.gif[/img]

Now all the damn neighborhood cats come back there and go apeshit.[img]http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_noSmile.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:53:06 AM EST
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Originally Posted By PzIvF2s:
He recoils from it like he can't stand the smell. It doesn't affect him at all. (Shrug).
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Product of the anti-nip propaganda machine, man. Free your mind.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:57:37 AM EST
From first hand experience, don't attempt to pet or play with kitty in the throes of euphoria
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 3:57:52 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Frost61:
Now post some pics of them rolling around in the stuff, throw some $$$ around them and put a Glock next to them.
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Well, since I don't carry cash, this was the best I could do.






Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:01:59 AM EST
Christ.....time to get the Dyson out. These idiots won't stop rolling around and kicking the shit out of each other.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:02:47 AM EST
My advice is to stay away from it, kitties...

...You start off with Catnip, but you end up on Heroin.










Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:04:07 AM EST
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Originally Posted By NoVaRight:
Originally Posted By Frost61:
Now post some pics of them rolling around in the stuff, throw some $$$ around them and put a Glock next to them.


Well, since I don't carry cash, this was the best I could do.

http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae41/pugcra/morestuff033_zps1d79b8c4.jpg

http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae41/pugcra/morestuff032_zps904567a5.jpg

http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae41/pugcra/morestuff031_zps04d5c1f5.jpg


Lol, that's the most UN-ghetto picture I've seen since Tosh.0. Slide locked open to show it's clear and a Non-EBT card? Maybe you should put out some mayonnaise and white bread.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:08:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2013 4:08:58 AM EST by NoVaRight]
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Lol, that's the most UN-ghetto picture I've seen since Tosh.0. Slide locked open to show it's clear and a Non-EBT card? Maybe you should put out some mayonnaise and white bread.
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Originally Posted By PzIvF2s:
Originally Posted By NoVaRight:
Originally Posted By Frost61:
Now post some pics of them rolling around in the stuff, throw some $$$ around them and put a Glock next to them.


Well, since I don't carry cash, this was the best I could do.

http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae41/pugcra/morestuff033_zps1d79b8c4.jpg

http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae41/pugcra/morestuff032_zps904567a5.jpg

http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae41/pugcra/morestuff031_zps04d5c1f5.jpg


Lol, that's the most UN-ghetto picture I've seen since Tosh.0. Slide locked open to show it's clear and a Non-EBT card? Maybe you should put out some mayonnaise and white bread.


Cue Daniel Tosh pulling up his sleeve, exposing his arm, pointing at it, and saying "I'm white". Plus, the carpet is so beige, it bores you to death if you lay on it for too long.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:21:00 AM EST
Must be a city cat thing. Catnip grows wild here, cats don't touch the stuff.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:22:48 AM EST
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Originally Posted By R_Fury:
My wife had the brilliant idea to plant catnip in the back yard. A lot of it.[imp]http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_thinking.gif[/url]

Now all the damn neighborhood cats come back there and go apeshit.
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We call that hunting over bait around here.





















Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:26:58 AM EST
sprinkle a little in their food bowl

sit back & enjoy the lulz
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:28:38 AM EST
Inner-City cats have a drug problem
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:36:52 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:39:26 AM EST
We keep some in a Ziploc bag in the junk drawer when we need lolz.

One cat rolls in it, the other rubs herself in it, makes weird sounds, and jumps around. And yep, it can result in cat on cat violence.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:43:52 AM EST
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Originally Posted By rob78:
We keep some in a Ziploc bag in the junk drawer when we need lolz.

One cat rolls in it, the other rubs herself in it, makes weird sounds, and jumps around. And yep, it can result in cat on cat violence.
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I did laundry yesterday, and now the cats are depositing the catnip all over the bed as they sleep it off.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 4:51:20 AM EST
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I did laundry yesterday, and now the cats are depositing the catnip all over the bed as they sleep it off.
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We keep some in a Ziploc bag in the junk drawer when we need lolz.

One cat rolls in it, the other rubs herself in it, makes weird sounds, and jumps around. And yep, it can result in cat on cat violence.


I did laundry yesterday, and now the cats are depositing the catnip all over the bed as they sleep it off.


Always involves cleanup. The wife will put it on the scratching pad from time to time, but it ends up everywhere. Inevitably, the pad ends up upside down with catnip all over the sunroom. Buddy the cat (jumper, noise maker) is always the culprit.

Our youngest fat mutt gets riled up watching the crazy cat. Gives chase. Followed by sharp yelps for the next 10 minutes or so. Buddy "chirps" when the catnip comes out. Chirp, bark, yelp. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 5:23:36 AM EST
Cats love catnip and black rifles.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 5:36:18 AM EST
Wifey has some of the most potent catnip there is growing in her flower garden. The cats come from all over the neighborhood to roll in the catnip patch (if Ziggy, our white cat lets them near it...)


We call it "Meowy Wowy"
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 7:36:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By pale_pony:
Wifey has some of the most potent catnip there is growing in her flower garden. The cats come from all over the neighborhood to roll in the catnip patch (if Ziggy, our white cat lets them near it...)


We call it "Meowy Wowy"
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You're gonna get raided. Your grow spot is gonna get snooped by a drone....
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 7:50:53 AM EST
mmmmmm catnip..
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 7:52:52 AM EST
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that's fucking hilarious!!

my kitttehs love the stuff, endless amusement.
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:01:00 AM EST
If your cats dig the herb, look for a Yeowwww! Banana next time you are at the pet store. If you have more than one cat, make sure you get a couple or there will be fisticuffs. My cat goes crazy on the thing, it's got bite marks on the bite marks.

Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:02:37 AM EST
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that's fucking hilarious!!

my kitttehs love the stuff, endless amusement.
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Originally Posted By Billy_Dee:
I don't know, but it makes me want to crap in my neighbors sandbox


that's fucking hilarious!!

my kitttehs love the stuff, endless amusement.


You know what's really funny is the catnip bubbles that Kong makes...best of both worlds: kids love the bubbles cats love the nip. dada can surf arfcom on the iPad
Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:03:44 AM EST
Catnip is a gateway drug. I don't want my boys to be exposed to it. Next thing you know they're hanging out in alleys tricking themselves out for a hit of the hard stuff.

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Link Posted: 12/14/2013 8:25:13 AM EST
Gus doesn't need any catnip. He is crazy and is in love with my powder measure. He loves on it all of the time. He only has three legs but man is he fast.






We named him after Gus on Lonesome Dove.
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