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Posted: 7/4/2012 8:01:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 8:01:50 AM EDT by Blackhawk101]
Went to a local ren-faire and went out for ice cream after. My wife looks up at me as we sit outside eating and whispers "Why do I keep getting stared at?" as she realized that a lot of guys, of different ages, were giving her the eye. I pointed out how she was dressed and her reply was "But I am old... no one stares at an almost 70 year old".

I begged to differ. She goes to the gym, walks/bikes everywhere and has only gained about 15 pounds total since marrying her 22 years ago. Told her I would let the horn dogs of arfcom decide if she was stare worthy or not.

So here is what the other patrons saw:



PS I love bodices...
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:03:15 AM EDT
Not guilty!  Nice boobies/cleavage takes the day.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:03:54 AM EDT
Poll fail
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:04:39 AM EDT
Agreed. God bless her. Staying in shape for the win.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By diesel1:
Not guilty!  Nice boobies/cleavage takes the day.


/thread

I'm 46 and will say she looks damn good to me!
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:09 AM EDT
Lucky dog you are
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:19 AM EDT
Doesn't look close to 69 at all.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:33 AM EDT
what kind of ice cream is that?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mgcook:
Poll fail


Poll up
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Blackhawk101:
Went to a local ren-faire and went out for ice cream after. My wife looks up at me as we sit outside eating and whispers "Why do I keep getting stared at?" as she realized that a lot of guys, of different ages, were giving her the eye. I pointed out how she was dressed and her reply was "But I am old... no one stares at an almost 70 year old".

I begged to differ. She goes to the gym, walks/bikes everywhere and has only gained about 15 pounds total since marrying her 22 years ago. Told her I would let the horn dogs of arfcom decide if she was stare worthy or not.

So here is what the other patrons saw:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/Merkatrig/pookieice.jpg

PS I love bodices...


She is a dead ringer for a certain actress but I can't for the life of me remember her name.  I can picture her exactly but not in the context of any movie she was in and it's driving me nuts!

Nice rack.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:51 AM EDT
Mercy

May you and your wife rock-on for a very long time.





GD
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:07:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
what kind of ice cream is that?


Black cherry chocolate chip.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:08:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Blackhawk101:
Originally Posted By RabidMonkeyPox:
what kind of ice cream is that?


Black cherry chocolate chip.


niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:08:33 AM EDT
You did good .she takes care of herself and it shows

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Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:09:05 AM EDT
I like ice cream




Originally Posted By numberofthebeast:


Doesn't look close to 69 at all.
Maybe if he turned the pic upside down?



 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:10:17 AM EDT
Where is the picture of your wife?  All I saw was boobies...................
Tell her to keep doing what ever it is she does.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:10:25 AM EDT
def looks good for 69..

the cleavage draws first glance,then the necklace returns the eye to the cleavage...well done on her part..
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:10:37 AM EDT
Nice bosoms!
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:11:18 AM EDT
I'm sorry... What were you saying?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:12:06 AM EDT
I bet she cant touch her elbows together.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:12:13 AM EDT
She did good job of taking care of herself. You're a lucky man
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:14:53 AM EDT
32 votes, 3 no votes = 10%, lends credence to some of those estimates that 10% of the population is gay.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:17:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kashtin:
32 votes, 3 no votes = 10%, lends credence to some of those estimates that 10% of the population is gay.


Only on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:18:34 AM EDT
not guilty
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:21:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 8:22:04 AM EDT by JPL]
Yes, I would be checking her out if I saw her on the street!  She's very attractive.

ETA:  I''m 34
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:23:06 AM EDT
Wow.


Interpret that however you want.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:24:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 8:26:54 AM EDT by kpel308]
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:26:21 AM EDT
OP, is it offensive to say that if I was a 69 year old man, I'd hit it?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:26:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 8:26:46 AM EDT by Progun1911]
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:27:15 AM EDT





thank God i could click moar than one




since she's your wife i will not say what i'm doing right now




suffice it to say.... Thanks OP!






Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:30:08 AM EDT
Epic rack! I'd look.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:31:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:39:03 AM EDT
Has anyone gotten in touch with Boone and Crockett yet?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:41:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Has anyone gotten in touch with Boone and Crockett yet?

It took me a second!
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:42:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By runcible:
OP, is it offensive to say that if I was a 69 year old man, I'd hit it?


This.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:43:16 AM EDT
You lucky old man you.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:45:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Blackhawk101:
Went to a local ren-faire and went out for ice cream after. My wife looks up at me as we sit outside eating and whispers "Why do I keep getting stared at?"


When the boobies are on display one shouldn't be surprised that folks check out the display. No one pops the hood on their custom car at a car show then wonders why everyone looks under the hood.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:45:09 AM EDT
Boobs are always worth a look
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:46:27 AM EDT

Link Posted: 7/4/2012 8:47:17 AM EDT
I'm 28 and I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:06:15 AM EDT
You are a light of hope for all of the basement dwellers here.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:10:37 AM EDT
Has a good body and the experience to know how to use it!

Defintley G-MILF material

(Grand Mother I Would Like to F*$K)
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:11:21 AM EDT
I think she looks fantastic. You are a lucky man indeed!

If she looks this good at 69, what did she look like in her 30s and 40s?

We demand more pics!!
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:20:33 AM EDT
She looks great.

Just out of curiosity, is that "Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo" on her strap? (a character from South Park)
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:22:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Has anyone gotten in touch with Boone and Crockett yet?




I love you Jane
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:24:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 9:27:24 AM EDT by Peremalfait]

Fun smile? Check.
Muscles? Check.
****? Check!


That would be a "yes".




ps. You chose wisely.

Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:30:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 9:30:46 AM EDT by sniper1target]
shes only 49 you lienDOG


and  maybe not even that
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:32:41 AM EDT
Dad?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:38:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/4/2012 9:38:37 AM EDT by Renegade13B]
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice

You are a lucky guy.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:38:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Has anyone gotten in touch with Boone and Crockett yet?




Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:39:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Gage:
She looks great.

Just out of curiosity, is that "Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo" on her strap? (a character from South Park)


Thank you all! yeah I feel I got lucky - like most here I sometimes wonder WTF she was thinking when she married me!

AHAHAHA! No.. that is actually supposed to be a leech (a full leech).

And I am 49 btw... yeah she is 20 years older then me <cue Simon and Garfunkle>
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