Packed with lots of funny stuff about JF Kerry, "sportsman"....
# Last month, John Kerry lauded "Lambert Field" during a visit to Wisconsin. He has yet to acknowledge Lambeau Field, the historic home of the Green Bay Packers. (Look for a Football Fans For Truth billboard coming soon near Lambeau Field, educating Wisconsin football fans about Kerry.)
# John Kerry also praised the Ohio State Buckeyes football team--during a visit to Michigan.
# John Kerry throws a football like a girl.
# NEW! Outraged fans throughout the nation have alerted us to The Great Football Flinch (right). We combed the archives for exculpatory evidence, but as of yet have found none that prevent this damning conclusion: John Kerry can't catch a football at all.
"I had a talk with a deer today
we met upon the road some way .
. . between his frequent snorts
He asked me if I sought his pelt
cause if I did he said he felt
quite out of sorts!"
(his poem to deer)