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Posted: 4/16/2017 1:09:21 PM EDT

This has to be the most Florida thing Florida man has ever done.
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Posted: 4/16/2017 1:10:36 PM EDT

[#1]

Ya, hes going to regret that later

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:10:47 PM EDT

[#2]

That really took balls

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:11:18 PM EDT

[#3]

what a dick

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:14:07 PM EDT

[#4]

But the alligator was hungry.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:16:13 PM EDT

[#5]

Good ol' Florida Man - he just never disappoints.

And, if you read the article, you saw that Alabama Man immediately responded by marrying his own grand-daughter.

Balls back in your court there Florida Man. Oh, wait... you'll have to get those back first

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:20:08 PM EDT

[#6]

52 with a 20 something girlfriend, now he can take a break.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:21:56 PM EDT

[#7]

I feel like this isn't the first time this has happened in Florida.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:22:56 PM EDT

[#8]

How much is it going to cost to extend that wall around Florida?

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:24:53 PM EDT

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Good ol' Florida Man - he just never disappoints.

And, if you read the article, you saw that Alabama Man immediately responded by marrying his own grand-daughter.

Balls back in your court there Florida Man. Oh, wait... you'll have to get those back first

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Posted: 4/16/2017 1:27:08 PM EDT

[#10]

Never change Florida Man, never change...

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:27:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 1:28:18 PM EDT

[#12]

how do you pee after that?

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:29:48 PM EDT

[#13]

bruce jenner?

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:29:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 1:31:11 PM EDT

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How much is it going to cost to extend that wall around Florida?

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If that means deporting yankee trash out of my state, I'll donate everything I have.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:34:00 PM EDT

[#16]

Florida wins......again.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:43:43 PM EDT

[#17]

Meth is one hell of a drug.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:45:26 PM EDT

[#18]

That's nuts!

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:47:00 PM EDT

[#19]

There was no need to mention the state.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:07:04 PM EDT

[#20]

meth, self correcting problem

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:08:57 PM EDT

[#21]

Does that make the gator gay?

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:09:26 PM EDT

[#22]

stupid double tap

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:14:25 PM EDT

[#23]

So was it the meth?

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:15:15 PM EDT

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And the rest of humanity benefits.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:16:54 PM EDT

[#25]

What an overachiever.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:19:06 PM EDT

[#26]

Medicfrost missed THIS story?

He'll never live this one down.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:22:42 PM EDT

[#27]

I'm just glad it was Nassau County Florida, not NY.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:23:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 2:28:01 PM EDT

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According to reports by local media, the victim, Mr Nigel Canfield, was found by neighbors ‘writhing on the ground in pain’ outside his property.

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Posted: 4/16/2017 2:31:02 PM EDT

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Ran a call once, where a intoxicated individual ripped an aluminum Busch beer can in half, then used it to saw his twig and berries off...placed them into the can, called 911, then calmly sat on the front porch and waited for us to arrive...true story.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:31:23 PM EDT

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According to reports by local media, the victim, Mr Nigel Canfield, was found by neighbors ‘writhing on the ground in pain’ outside his property.

Yes, VICTIM.

He is a VICTIM of oppression, which led to mental illness.

And if you are a Caucasian male gun owning Trump supporter, this is YOUR fault (like everything else).

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:48:54 PM EDT

[#32]

Some things you only want to do once and some you can ONLY do once.

Yep he wont be doing that again. Just a one off.

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:01:21 PM EDT

[#33]

Again? How many genitals does this dude have? He just cut them off and fed them to a gator back in September, so they grew back? Florida man is indeed a one-of-a-kind!

http://www.wideopenspaces.com/is-it-true-florida-man-cuts-off-genitals-and-feeds-them-to-an-alligator/

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:01:43 PM EDT

[#34]

What a dick move.

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:08:59 PM EDT

[#35]

No longer Florida man, he will now be known as Florida unich.

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:20:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 3:31:24 PM EDT

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~~Meth~~ Bath salts is one hell of a drug.

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Posted: 4/16/2017 3:39:46 PM EDT

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Gator probably thought it was a couple chicken mcnuggets.

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:41:23 PM EDT

[#39]

Good ole Florida! And that is where the smart people live?

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:42:04 PM EDT

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This has to be the most Florida thing Florida man has ever done.
Fucked up details here

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The thing is .... that's debatable!

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:45:00 PM EDT

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Medicfrost missed THIS story?

He'll never live this one down.

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He was probably busy trying to figure out where we go from here.

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:48:45 PM EDT

[#42]

florida is tarded scro

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:49:05 PM EDT

[#43]

Wasn't me.

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:51:27 PM EDT

[#44]

Without reading the article......

Should I take a guess?

He be crazy or......

Voted Democrat

Aloha, Mark

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:53:53 PM EDT

[#45]

That took some balls.

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:59:29 PM EDT

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Good ol' Florida Man - he just never disappoints.

And, if you read the article, you saw that Alabama Man immediately responded by marrying his own grand-daughter.

Balls back in your court there Florida Man. Oh, wait... you'll have to get those back first

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But then if you read THAT article, at the bottom you'll see that Florida Man immediately responds with a horse.