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Posted: 4/16/2017 1:09:21 PM EDT
This has to be the most Florida thing Florida man has ever done.
Fucked up details here
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:10:36 PM EDT
Ya, hes going to regret that later
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:10:47 PM EDT
That really took balls
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:11:18 PM EDT
what a dick
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:14:07 PM EDT
But the alligator was hungry.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:16:13 PM EDT
Good ol' Florida Man - he just never disappoints.

And, if you read the article, you saw that Alabama Man immediately responded by marrying his own grand-daughter.

Balls back in your court there Florida Man.  Oh, wait... you'll have to get those back first  
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:20:08 PM EDT
52 with a 20 something girlfriend, now he can take a break.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:21:56 PM EDT
I feel like this isn't the first time this has happened in Florida. 
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:22:56 PM EDT
How much is it going to cost to extend that wall around Florida?

Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:24:53 PM EDT
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Good ol' Florida Man - he just never disappoints.

And, if you read the article, you saw that Alabama Man immediately responded by marrying his own grand-daughter.

Balls back in your court there Florida Man.  Oh, wait... you'll have to get those back first  
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:27:08 PM EDT


Never change Florida Man, never change...
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:27:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:28:18 PM EDT
how do you pee after that?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:29:48 PM EDT
bruce jenner?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:29:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:31:11 PM EDT
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https://i.imgflip.com/btsku.jpg
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If that means deporting yankee trash out of my state, I'll donate everything I have.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:34:00 PM EDT
Florida wins......again.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:43:43 PM EDT
Meth is one hell of a drug.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:45:26 PM EDT
That's nuts!
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 1:47:00 PM EDT
There was no need to mention the state.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:07:04 PM EDT
meth, self correcting problem
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:08:57 PM EDT
Does that make the gator gay?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:09:26 PM EDT
stupid double tap
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:14:25 PM EDT
So was it the meth?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:15:15 PM EDT
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And the rest of humanity benefits.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:16:54 PM EDT
What an overachiever. 
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:19:06 PM EDT
Medicfrost missed THIS story?

He'll never live this one down.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:22:42 PM EDT
I'm just glad it was Nassau County Florida, not NY.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:23:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:28:01 PM EDT
According to reports by local media, the victim, Mr Nigel Canfield, was found by neighbors ‘writhing on the ground in pain’ outside his property.
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:31:02 PM EDT
Ran a call once, where a intoxicated individual ripped an aluminum Busch beer can in half, then used it to saw his twig and berries off...placed them into the can, called 911, then calmly sat on the front porch and waited for us to arrive...true story.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:31:23 PM EDT
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According to reports by local media, the victim, Mr Nigel Canfield, was found by neighbors ‘writhing on the ground in pain’ outside his property.
Yes, VICTIM.

He is a VICTIM of oppression, which led to mental illness.

And if you are a Caucasian male gun owning Trump supporter, this is YOUR fault (like everything else).
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:48:54 PM EDT
Some things you only want to do once and some you can ONLY do once.

Yep he wont be doing that again. Just a one off.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:01:21 PM EDT
Again? How many genitals does this dude have? He just cut them off and fed them to a gator back in September, so they grew back? Florida man is indeed a one-of-a-kind!

http://www.wideopenspaces.com/is-it-true-florida-man-cuts-off-genitals-and-feeds-them-to-an-alligator/
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:01:43 PM EDT
What a dick move.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:08:59 PM EDT
No longer Florida man, he will now be known as Florida unich.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:20:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:31:24 PM EDT
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Meth Bath salts is one hell of a drug.
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:39:46 PM EDT
Gator probably thought it was a couple chicken mcnuggets.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:41:23 PM EDT
Good ole Florida!  And that is where the smart people live?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:42:04 PM EDT
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Medicfrost missed THIS story?

He'll never live this one down.
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He was probably busy trying to figure out where we go from here.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:48:45 PM EDT
florida is tarded scro
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:49:05 PM EDT
Wasn't me.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:51:27 PM EDT
Without reading the article......

Should I take a guess?

He be crazy or......

Voted Democrat

Aloha, Mark
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:53:53 PM EDT
That took some balls.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:59:29 PM EDT
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Good ol' Florida Man - he just never disappoints.

And, if you read the article, you saw that Alabama Man immediately responded by marrying his own grand-daughter.

Balls back in your court there Florida Man.  Oh, wait... you'll have to get those back first  
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But then if you read THAT article, at the bottom you'll see that Florida Man immediately responds with a horse.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 4:02:52 PM EDT
Huh .... apparently smoking meth all weekend will make you "act really weird".


Who knew?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 4:10:35 PM EDT
Sitting down?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 4:14:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 5:02:47 PM EDT
Fuck you, Alligator! Eat a dick!
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