Flipping the bird is a no go but....Where are we on moose antlers?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Flipping the bird is a no go but....Where are we on moose antlers?

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:13:51 PM EDT

I don't know what came over me. Dude was tailgating on a curvy two lane back road where the deer are thick as lice on a hen. Anyone screaming down that road at dawn is a fool. Sure enough one leaped out and I stabbed the breaks in time. Thing is, if there's one there's usually two or three, so I kept at a crawl until past that crossing trail.

Got to an intersection where he came up beside me to turn and he was throwing all kinds of foul language and dirty looks at me.

So, he got the full on moose antlers and crossed eyes.

Is this road rage?

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:15:41 PM EDT

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It's pronounced Doomahhh.

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:16:28 PM EDT

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Careful, men in pajamas will jump out of the trees with their AKs.

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:18:48 PM EDT

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Doom on you?

He's lucky he didn't get one of these.

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:18:55 PM EDT

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I want to believe the pic is of OP posing for a "reenactment."

Moose antlers MUST be used in conjunction with a good old-fashioned raspberry.

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:19:25 PM EDT

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Not legal...not enough brow tines nor is it 50" plus....

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:21:02 PM EDT

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Did you stick your tongue out at him? I don't think it counts if you didn't.

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:23:05 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/20/2016 4:23:05 PM EDT

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Had a mouth full of ham and cheese biscuit so...no raspberry for him.

This road parallels a river and has corn/bean fields on the other side. I have to hit the brakes at least 2 or 3 times a week for assorted critters. Mostly deer. Seriously. Anyone doing over 45 at dawn and dusk is begging to smash their car because the flora grows right up to the road. Very little reaction time.

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:29:51 PM EDT

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I know in the 4th grade I did that to a teacher who was not amused...

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:31:26 PM EDT

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I've always given them 2 thumbs up and the biggest grin I can, it pisses them off to no end

I try not to do it anymore due to the crazy roadragers shooting people these days

Posted: 12/20/2016 4:37:06 PM EDT

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I've always given them 2 thumbs up and the biggest grin I can, it pisses them off to no end

I try not to do it anymore due to the crazy roadragers shooting people these days

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I did see a guy pull the "Cowardly Lion routine" on another fella who wanted to get into a fisticuffs.

You don't look like near the tough guy, trying to swing on a guy jumpin' around saying, "Put 'em up. C'mon. Put 'em up. I'll murderize ya." while rolling his fists in front of his face.

He was doing the guy a favor, really.

Posted: 12/20/2016 10:00:35 PM EDT

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You should have bitten your thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them if they bear it.

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