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Posted: 9/28/2005 4:55:48 PM EDT
Tactical - Goes well with my flectar tiger strip urban combat marpat BDUs. Comes with a built in gas mask just in case. A firearm option on your favorite video game.

Reliable - Will cycle ammo if you swim in salt water to the range, break dance on the beach for 30 mins with the rifle strapped on your back and take a shit in the receiver prior to firing. Any firearm that will not perform to these exacting standards is unreliable CRAP.

Overpriced junk - Any firearm that costs more than your current firearms and/or is not affordable to you.

Solution to a problem that doesn't exist - Any firearm more advanced and/or complex than your Brown Bess, 1911, M1 Garand or AR15.

Junk Gun - Any firearm not designed and personally hand built by John Browning using 1939 grade Krupp steel forged in a zero gravity environment.

Good gun for the money - A junk gun but you happen to own one and/or all you can afford.

From personal experience - I have seen every "Tales of the Gun" ever made about this firearm and/or I once held one at a gunshow.

Accurate - "Whoa! I hit the barn."

WW2 Vet bring-back = Imported by CAI in the late 1980s/early 1990s

Plinker - Cobbled together parts marginally safe and acurate to within the width of the muzzle blast.

Jam O Matic - Doesn't seem to work with my 1970s production Bangladesh mil spec steel case ammo.

Firepower - Any firearm that is big or looks formidable regadless of actual magazine capacity or caliber.

Shoots good - When fired, a bullet will exit the muzzle and fly in the general direction of where the muzzle is pointed.

AK47 - Any firearm that is not immediately distinguishable as a break open shotgun or Luger.

Uzi - Any firearm that is not immediately distinguishable as a AK47.

Glock - A porcelain gun that you cannot afford and will go through airport metal detectors. Quote from Die Hard 2 "That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me! You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It dosen't show up on your airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make here in a month."

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:02:49 PM EDT
Armor-Piercing Ammo: Any projectile made of any material harder than a cotton ball.

Cop-Killer Bullet: Any hollowpoint projectile.

Sniper Rifle: Any rifle equipped with any optical device whatsoever.

"Custom" 1911: An out-of-the-box garden-variety 1911 that has Hogue grips.

"Custom" reloads: The reloader has no clue about type and/or amount of powder, or bullet weight.

Fired once: Cleaned never.

Target rifle: Clapped-out bore makes the firearm useful only as a range target.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:05:05 PM EDT
Assault Weapon: Anything other then a 10/22.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:07:30 PM EDT
Bullet hose - anything allowing more than one shot per ten seconds. In fact, anything that uses preassembled cartridges for rapid-fire baby-killing power.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:11:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By billparadise:
Assault Weapon: Anything other then a 10/22 muzzle loader.

Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:15:03 PM EDT
high powered: anything that can hit targets more than 30 feet away.

gas operated: won't fire once the tank is empty (right SteyrAUG? )
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:15:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Accurate - "Whoa! I hit the barn."



Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:23:19 PM EDT
Rare Classic - No one wanted one when they were new, either.

Worth $$$ - I can't believe I paid $$ for it.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:24:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Herr_Luger:

gas operated: won't fire once the tank is empty (right SteyrAUG? )



I was just thinking about that guy the other day.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:22:54 AM EDT
Kabump.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:36:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:40:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:47:27 AM EDT
Assault Rifle--Anything with a clip.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:53:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Glock - A porcelain gun that you cannot afford and will go through airport metal detectors. Quote from Die Hard 2 "That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me! You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It dosen't show up on your airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make here in a month."




Wages must be low in the US…

Current Black Market price for a Glock in Britain is £400…@$720



These are quotes from the uninformed masses. The truth is they give Glocks, Ak-47s, and Uzis away from ice cream trucks. Geez.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:15:52 AM EDT
Glock Fortee = a handgun only "qualified" DEA agents can operate
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:25:14 AM EDT
Anti-aircraft terrorist death machine = 50 BMG, or anything that remotely looks like a 50 BMG by having a barrel, stock, bolt, and/or being able to fire bullets.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:31:00 AM EDT
Armor Piercing - any bullet capable of penetrating Level 1 kevlar fabric.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:37:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 10:37:59 AM EDT by m-dc]
Well cared for pistol, anything other then BigBores G21
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