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Posted: 8/4/2005 8:06:47 AM EDT
Always wanted to hear the ending of this joke that Judd Nelson started in the Breakfast Club. I know there is probably no joke actually associated with it, but help me come up with an ending!


A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says--


Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:00:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/4/2005 3:03:43 PM EDT by Princeton]
"No," as she holds up the salami and winks, "but the poodle will need a few."


Are you dying to know the end??? WELL I'm sorry to disappoint you but there is no ending! Well actually there IS but only Judd knows the answer! There is an old Judd Nelson article saying he made the joke up, so there is no official ending, only Judd knows the punch-line.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:03:31 PM EDT
The most obvious answer is:

The lady answers "Why do you say that"

Bartender replies "I was talking to the poodle."
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 7:30:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Princeton:
"No," as she holds up the salami and winks, "but the poodle will need a few."


Are you dying to know the end??? WELL I'm sorry to disappoint you but there is no ending! Well actually there IS but only Judd knows the answer! There is an old Judd Nelson article saying he made the joke up, so there is no official ending, only Judd knows the punch-line.




Good one!
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